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LPC: Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yes. This is Ray Ray at United Parsal Service.
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LPC: Wh- wha- I'm on a long distance phone call. You have a package for me now? Yes.
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LPC: Okay, once you bring it, I'll come down and pick it up because the elevator broke.
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LPC: Well, as a matter of fact, we were there last night but... you were way too loud last night. You didn't even hear the door bell.
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LPC: I was not loud at all. I wasn't even home. Much too loud.
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LPC: It wasn't me because I think I wasn't working. I wasn't working.
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LPC: That's nice. That wasn't me.
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LPC: This is UPS.
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SPEAKER_03: You are from UPS, really?
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SPEAKER_03: I was on a long-distance phone call when you called,
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SPEAKER_03: Uh... and... uh... I have to call that person back.
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LPC: That's none of my affair, sir.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna call UPS and find out what the heck is happening.
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LPC: I left detailed instructions on your door, and you just disregarded it, huh?
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SPEAKER_03: That's not true. That's not true at all.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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LPC: and you guys are blasting noise out the door.
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LPC: Yo, hello!
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SPEAKER_03: This guy keeps on calling me saying he's from UPS,
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SPEAKER_03: and he's been at my door several times,
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SPEAKER_03: And he didn't leave a- a flyer or anything.
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SPEAKER_03: and then he was very rude to me and abrupt to me.
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SPEAKER_03: He's a phony.
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SPEAKER_03: He's a phony.
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SPEAKER_03: He's a phony.
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SPEAKER_03: He's very, very, very, right.
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SPEAKER_03: You might.
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SPEAKER_03: He might need to let the police know him.
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SPEAKER_03: He might be just out of trying to rob me.
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LPC: Hello.
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LPC: Hi, this Bri Bri... United Parcel Service.
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LPC: How you doing?
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LPC: What's up?
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LPC: Well, we're tryin' to get this parcel brought to you
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LPC: and we tried yesterday too, but there was so much noise and sound coming out
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LPC: that we couldn't even get through.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, is today Tuesday, or what day is today?
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LPC: It's a bad day to be monkeying around with me.
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LPC: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay... So, who are ya?
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SPEAKER_02: And what are you calling about?
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LPC: Uh... Backing up, I'm Bri with United Parcel Service.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
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LPC: And I need to know that you're gonna... quiet down a little bit so I can do my job tonight, alright?
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SPEAKER_02: Well... Who's the- who's the parcel addressed to?
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LPC: I'm gonna make one more attempt, and... if I don't like what I hear and or see, I'm- I'm gonna just leave the slip.
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SPEAKER_02: Who is the parcel addressed to?
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LPC: I've already been out there twice, and you were way too loud to even hear me.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, do you wanna deliver this parcel or don't ya?
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LPC: I'm going to try to.
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LPC: Alright, one more time.
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SPEAKER_02: I think you're full of shit, and I think you should go to hell, and I think you shouldn't call here anymore.
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SPEAKER_02: Fuck off, asshole.
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SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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LPC: Hi, this is Ray Ray, United Parcel Service.
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LPC: Yeah.
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LPC: And we've got a parcel here for ya.
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LPC: But listen, we were there last night trying to deliver this stuff, and you guys were making so much noise.
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LPC: no one even answered the door bell.
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LPC: So...
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SPEAKER_03: I was in my getting, I was in bed.
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LPC: Oh, I heard all kinds of noise.
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LPC: Oh, way too loud.
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LPC: I need you to quiet down.
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SPEAKER_03: Well I'm not making any noise.
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SPEAKER_03: Where?
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SPEAKER_03: There's a television.
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SPEAKER_03: I just turned off the television.
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LPC: Go back and unplug it.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it's off. You asked me to turn it off.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's off. Do you understand what that means?
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LPC: Well, keep it off. K?
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, what do you think I'm some package?
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LPC: Well, do you want this package, or don't ya?
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SPEAKER_03: Well, no. But I mean, you're not being very nice
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't do anything wrong.
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SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I'll shut up and wait for your delivery.
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LPC: Buddy, just shut up.
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LPC: and...
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SPEAKER_03: Well, no, don't say that.
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SPEAKER_03: That's not.
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SPEAKER_03: Who are you with?
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LPC: UPS.
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LPC: Who?
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LPC: UPS.
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LPC: Why don't you listen up?
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LPC: This is the same problem we had last night.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you mean the same problem?
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SPEAKER_03: You didn't even see me last night?
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LPC: Yeah, 'cause your makin' way way way too much noise.
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LPC: Okay?
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LPC: I'm drivin' a big big truck.
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LPC: You can't miss it.
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LPC: And I've got a... three, four heavy boxes here
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LPC: I need your help with.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't bet I can't do.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't get out of bed.
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LPC: Well, get up.
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LPC: I mean...
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SPEAKER_03: No, sir.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't get out of bed.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm in bed.
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SPEAKER_03: I have a restriction on my leg.
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LPC: I can't move.
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LPC: Oh, you're gonna have a lot more restrictions
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LPC: if I don't get this stuff delivered tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: Really?
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SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding?
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SPEAKER_03: You know what I want you to do?
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SPEAKER_03: I don't think I want the packages.
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SPEAKER_03: I want to talk to your supervisor.
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SPEAKER_03: How long does you fired?
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LPC: Fired?
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SPEAKER_03: You know what I just said?
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SPEAKER_03: Did you hear what I just said?
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SPEAKER_03: Fired.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't want to hear talk like that from anybody.
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SPEAKER_03: You're a ridiculous person.
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LPC: I need a check drawn, and I need help carrying these frickin' things to your door.
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LPC: Period.
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LPC: Well... what'd you expect me to do that?
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LPC: I'm commanding you to cut me a check here.
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None: How much?
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LPC: $1,836.
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None: Where is this from?
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LPC: Uh... It's from Tasmania.
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LPC: Okay?
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LPC: So pipe down, get up, get dressed, come to the door.
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LPC: No, sir.
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LPC: I don't want to meet you.
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SPEAKER_03: I want to see you.
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LPC: I was already there twice.
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SPEAKER_03: Sir, it's not my fault.
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SPEAKER_03: Listen, why don't you just turn around?
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SPEAKER_03: 'Cause I'm not gonna deal with you.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna deal with your supervisors.
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SPEAKER_03: You're way lower
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SPEAKER_03: than the class that they should have
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SPEAKER_03: delivering packages in something.
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SPEAKER_03: You shouldn't be working.
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SPEAKER_03: You shouldn't be there if they're represented.
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LPC: I'm behind the steering wheel right now.
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LPC: Well, good for you.
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LPC: I want a check.
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LPC: I want you out of bed.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not giving you a damn...
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SPEAKER_03: Give me your damn phone number and your address!
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LPC: I want you to quiet down.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, listen.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hang up on you in about a minister.
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LPC: Don't do that.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't have a check.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't get out of bed,
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SPEAKER_03: and I certainly am going to come to you
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SPEAKER_03: and pick up some kind of package
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SPEAKER_03: There's what I just said.
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LPC: This stuff's from Tasmania, fella.
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SPEAKER_03: Fellow, a month is Mr. Schultz.
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LPC: What are ya? Tasmanian?
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SPEAKER_03: No. I'm not answering that question.
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LPC: Why?
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SPEAKER_03: It's none of your damn business
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SPEAKER_03: Why? You're too damn weird to talk to.
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SPEAKER_03: any further. And I'm gonna hang up in about a second.
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LPC: Don't do that.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I'm gonna do that right now.
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LPC: Just turn your TV off, be quiet and-
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SPEAKER_03: And the TV's off.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hang up. This is one of the most extraordinary telephone calls
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SPEAKER_03: I've ever had in my wife.
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SPEAKER_03: You're the most despicable people.
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SPEAKER_03: I have ever talked to.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, you got that?
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SPEAKER_03: You guys, turn it on and take your damn truck where you came from.
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SPEAKER_03: Do not deliver this dang package to me.
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SPEAKER_03: Because, uh... you're too
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SPEAKER_03: weird to do it, and I don't want to have it.
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SPEAKER_03: So hang up, and you can say goodbye.
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SPEAKER_03: And you call me, fellow, that's pretty weird.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm hanging up now, so I'm hanging up now.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to hear you like two seconds.
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SPEAKER_03: So let's just cut this phone call up right now.
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SPEAKER_03: But, boy, you're going to be in some real trouble with your
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SPEAKER_03: superiors and supervisory.
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SPEAKER_03: In real trouble.
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SPEAKER_03: You got it?
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LPC: We're gonna ship you out to Tasmania, first thing in the morning.
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LPC: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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LPC: Hi. This is Sylvester. UPS. And we-
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LPC: Hello?
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LPC: Yeah, hello.
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LPC: Geez.
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SPEAKER_04: Jeez? Well, tell me what you wa-nt!
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LPC: Well, pipe down for a sec.
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LPC: Uh... we were there last night.
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LPC: There was waaay too much commotion coming out.
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LPC: No one even heard the bell.
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LPC: So... we're gonna just be shipping your parcel back, alright?
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LPC: I just want to let you know.
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SPEAKER_04: We were home all last night.
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LPC: Yeah. I know you were there, 'cause I was trying to deliver your box.
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SPEAKER_04: What time did you try to deliver your bo-
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LPC: All kind of commotion comin' out.
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SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, I tell you,
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SPEAKER_04: what, why don't you just deliver it?
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SPEAKER_04: I'll be here.
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LPC: No, it's a little late.
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LPC: I rang and rang and rang the bell and no one even bothered to answer it
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LPC: So this thing is going back to the sender.
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SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, but we were here in the kitchen.
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SPEAKER_04: so... I... If you deliver... I- I- Who are you delivering this to?
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SPEAKER_04: Let's get that one straight first.
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LPC: It says "Pedantic Luddite" on there.
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SPEAKER_04: I don't know who that is.
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SPEAKER_04: Just tell me the name of the person you were trying to deliver it to.
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LPC: I'm Sylvester.
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SPEAKER_04: I know, no, no.
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SPEAKER_04: You're still not answering the.
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SPEAKER_04: question. Who was the delivery to be made to?
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LPC: I have never heard so much noise and commotion like I heard last n-
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SPEAKER_04: Well, that doesn't make a damn bit of...
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SPEAKER_04: That's not answering my question.
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SPEAKER_04: Who was the delivery made to?
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LPC: I have never heard as much commotion as I heard last night.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh. Then you know what?
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SPEAKER_04: Go ahead. Do what you've got to do. It's ridiculous.
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LPC: There was a huge uproar in there last night.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, for God's sake.
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SPEAKER_04: Would you just tell me who you're delivering this to?
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SPEAKER_04: Or we don't have anything to talk about.
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LPC: It was unlike anything I've heard before.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, you know how it's not.
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LPC: ————— Hello? Hi, this is Malcolm at United Parcel Service. We have four parcels for- for delivery,
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LPC: but we came by last night and it was much, much too loud.
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LPC: Who are you calling? Who are you calling? I'm calling you, and we want to make sure you're going to be
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LPC: quiet before we come back there. I don't know what you're talking about, sir. I just want you
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LPC: know we're sending this package back to the sender. Okay, excuse me.
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SPEAKER_03: You're caught in the wrong number.
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LPC: I need you to quiet down, okay?
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LPC: What are you talking about?
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LPC: I'm talkin' we came out there last night and you were waaay too loud.
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SPEAKER_03: You didn't, not talking about in my house, and I don't have no noise in my house tonight.
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LPC: Loudest thing I ever heard.
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LPC: Yeah.
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LPC: Yeah, this is Spencer at UPS. I just want to tell you, we're sending this package back to-
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LPC: Excuse me. Wait, and hold up. Excuse me.
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LPC: You were way too loud.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Y- you're not calling the location.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the first.
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SPEAKER_03: you're tryin' to-
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, if you're calm down.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not trying to holler at you. Okay.
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LPC: You better quiet down.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck you stupid motherfuck-!