Longmont Potion Castle 9 · 2012

NBS Electronics 2

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A

Aliases

• Cecil
• Harvey
• Salazar
• Swanson

E

Establishments

• Sears Roebuck

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• SPEAKER_01: NBS Electronics. :
  
• LPC: Yes, I'm Swanson. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're Swanson? Whaddya want? :
  
• LPC: We're, uh, sponsoring :
  
• LPC: Julian Assange with WikiLeaks, :
  
• LPC: and we're looking for sponsors today. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Julian As- you're sponsoring Julian Assange. :
  
• LPC: Yes, we are, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: And you'd like to have money to buy hand grenades :
  
• SPEAKER_01: to blow his fucking ass to hell where he belongs, right? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I'd be glad to give ya somethin' for that, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: but you don't get a fuckin' nickel from me for anything else :
  
• SPEAKER_01: so go fuck your commie self. :
  
• LPC: NBS electronics. :
  
• LPC: This is Salazar speaking. :
  
• LPC: and, uh, I was wondering if you'd consider repairing my leaf blower. :
  
• LPC: I don't think so. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I fix guitar amplifiers. :
  
• LPC: Hey, fella. :
  
• LPC: maybe you'd rather look at my flame thrower. :
  
• LPC: How's that sound? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're welcome to bring it in. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: and, uh, give it a shot. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got somethin' that could probably :
  
• SPEAKER_01: permanently fix anything you bring in here. :
  
• LPC: You do? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's called a Taurus Judge. :
  
• LPC: Oh, that sounds interesting. :
  
• LPC: I'll bring my flamethrower in there, and then we can :
  
• LPC: get 'er worked out. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sure, whatever you want to them. :
  
• LPC: 'Cause I'm fired up. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's got you fired up? :
  
• LPC: Well, you tell a man ya ain't gonna help him with his repair, :
  
• LPC: and your sign says repair. :
  
• LPC: plain as day. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, it also says :
  
• SPEAKER_01: NBS electronics. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I can do for you. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: where a leaf blower's concerned. :
  
• LPC: Forget the leaf blower, :
  
• LPC: I'm bringin' my flame thrower in there, :
  
• LPC: Five, ten minutes from now. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We'll be waitin' for ya. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, ya better sit tight... Charlie. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll sit tight, asshole. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what yer hours are, but it doesn't matter, :
  
• LPC: It doesn't matter. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm open right fucking now, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got to beef with me. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Bring it fucking on, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the fuck you are :
  
• SPEAKER_01: or what your fuckin' problem is, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: but if you wanna come in here and start some shit, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got somethin' in my pocket that will deal with it. Trust me. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Trust me. :
  
• LPC: Look, I call a man about a leaf blower :
  
• LPC: and - you're jerkin' me around, fella. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't give a fuck about your leaf blower. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't work on leaf blowers. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm an electronics technician. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's what I do. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got somethin' electronic needs to be fixed, :
  
• None: I'll fix it. :
  
• LPC: I got an air compressor I'll bring in there. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't give a shit what you bring in. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: here, man. Quit wastin' my fuckin' time. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're an idiot. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: NBS electronics. :
  
• LPC: Um, you work on a... belt sander... up 'ere? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Nah, I sure don't. :
  
• LPC: Well, just take a look. It's Sears-Roebuck. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, if you don't stop this... I'm givin' your number to the fuckin' FBI. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're an asshole. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: NBS Electronics. :
  
• LPC: Hey, this is Harvey over at Sears Roebuck, Southwest Plaza. :
  
• LPC: How're you doin', sir? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why don't you go fuck yourself, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: asshole. :
  
• LPC: Nipius Electronics. :
  
• LPC: Hello, this is Cecil. :
  
• LPC: What's all that noise up there? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what that is. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've certainly never heard that on my end before. :
  
• LPC: What's your level of involvement up there, Charlie? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: My level of involvement. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, I am the Head Motherfucker In Charge of Dealin' With Assholes, and you're obviously one so you can go fuck yourself. :