Longmont Potion Castle 9 · 2012

Merle Allin

Track 20

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Track details

A

Aliases

• Bjorn

E

Establishments

• Snarling Couriers

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• SPEAKER_01: Yo, Obama! :
  
• LPC: Hi there. I’m Bjorn, with Snarling Couriers, :
  
• LPC: I’m a foot courier. And I’ve been trying to bring a package over there for the past three days but no one answered the buzzer. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Who are you - wha, what? Who am I, first of all? :
  
• LPC: It just says Marvin on there. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Where are you trying to deliver the package to? :
  
• LPC: Hey, it’s cold, I’m on foot, you haven’t answered your bell, what do you want from me? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don’t know where you are, there’s no… I don’t live in a town where there’s somebody messaging packages :
  
• SPEAKER_02: around. Who're you… where are you located? :
  
• LPC: Hey, I’m on FOOT, fella. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Foot where, up fuckin… your fuckin ass, you stupid fucker? :
  
• LPC: My foot is coming towards you. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: God dammit, what the fuck’s wrong with you? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't get it back in today. I need it. I need it. I'm bad. I gotta have :
  
• SPEAKER_01: passed off in you. You know what I mean? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's that stuff. I need it. I will be sick without it. :
  
• LPC: Hey buddy, I’m on FOOT. K, show a little respect here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm, I'm on foot. I'm down here. So, I'm trying to fucking scroll. You didn't bring my :
  
• SPEAKER_01: goddamn package, so I gotta come down :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need to just fall. :
  
• LPC: You're going to be on the grounds where you're going to be. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm on the ground right now, but I'm just not fine. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Five this time, I'm going to. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where are you delivering the package to, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Because I don't think you'll deliver it to the right place. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to deliver it to your face. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: My face? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: A face. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you wish you will deliver me to my face, baby. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know you do. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Woo! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know you want my package, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know what package you want. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have got a big. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't see you, baby. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: Hey, I’m a foot courier. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Foot courier. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well where are you currying to? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got a hot curry :
  
• SPEAKER_01: The other day, my best it was hot. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I guess it was hot. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put it in a ass now. :
  
• LPC: I’m gonna knock you in your face. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Knock me in my face? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: How are you going to stay alive for that? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: All people will knock me in my face. :
  
• LPC: And I’m a part time crime fighter. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: A part-time crock soccer. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: A crumb sucker? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I love you once. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, baby. Mommy's ain't got no crumb. :
  
• LPC: I fight frickin’ crime, guy. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You are crying. You should be crying. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're on foot. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: They're crying too. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't mean me sore. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: If I'm off foot all time, I'm not flicked out in a ghetto. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to score if you bring a package. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Big Lord. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm getting, mommy's a little annoyed now, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: you gotta bring that package! :
  
• LPC: Nope. :
  
• LPC: This package is going into the dumpster, big guy. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. :
  
• None: Bye. :