Longmont Potion Castle 9 · 2012

LPC 9 Medley 1

Track 6 · Type: 📞 Call

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A

Aliases

• Hubbard
• Jackson
• Monty

E

Establishments

• Sears Roebuck

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• LPC: Hello. Hi, it's Jackson. I'm calling about a painting job that's coming up. :
  
• LPC: I-- I-- This is not a business. My last name is Painter. Just the same. It's, uh, next weekend and... we do pay everybody a stipend. :
  
• LPC: I'm not. I have a new job, and I just don't have time to do that. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Jackson, -- Y-- --you take this number off your list. Do not call me again. :
  
• LPC: We'd love to count on you next weekend. :
  
• LPC: ---------- Uh, it's Jackson miss. I'm just tryin'-- :
  
• LPC: Jackson. If you call me again-- 'Nooooooo.' --I'm gonna call the law and tell 'em you're harassing me. Have you got that? :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: Yes, yes. Do not call me again. Is that clear? :
  
• LPC: This is Jackson. I'm trying to talk to you about painting, Ms. Painter. :
  
• LPC: And I'm trying to tell you that you're harassin' me-- 'Whaaaaaaaaa' --and I don't want to talk to you. And I will call the law. :
  
• LPC: It's for the community. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Oh, don't you see. :
  
• LPC: Mrs. Painter? Can't ya see? :
  
• LPC: Why? :
  
• LPC: We're singing you up for TWO hours next Saturday. Okay? :
  
• LPC: No, you're not signing me up for anything. :
  
• LPC: What is your last name and who are you with and you give me a phone number? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: And I'll tell you about. :
  
• LPC: How's that? :
  
• LPC: It's for the community betterment, ma'am. :
  
• LPC: Can't you see? :
  
• LPC: Nuh-uh. It's not for the community betterment. :
  
• LPC: You're doin' something here. :
  
• LPC: I don't just see. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to buy the phone company and then I'm going to call the law. :
  
• LPC: I can't you see. :
  
• LPC: what you've been doin' :
  
• LPC: to the community? :
  
• LPC: You know what? :
  
• LPC: I can see what you're doin' to me. And I don't know who you are and I don't know what this is about :
  
• LPC: but I don't think this is right. :
  
• LPC: Do not ever call this number ever again. :
  
• LPC: Don't you see it. :
  
• LPC: This is stupid. :
  
• LPC: Lady. :
  
• LPC: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Don, what's goin' on? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Hey Don, what's goin' on? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, who's this? :
  
• LPC: What's goin' on? :
  
• LPC: This's Jackson. :
  
• LPC: Who's Jackson? :
  
• LPC: I need a writer. :
  
• LPC: A writer. :
  
• LPC: I don't know. :
  
• LPC: Hey, Don. :
  
• LPC: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: What is this? :
  
• LPC: I'm Jackson. :
  
• LPC: I need a writer. :
  
• LPC: A writer? :
  
• LPC: A writer, yeah. :
  
• LPC: a writer-a :
  
• LPC: A writer, yeah. :
  
• LPC: I got you in mind. :
  
• LPC: Hey, Don, right? :
  
• LPC: This is a very strange phone call. :
  
• LPC: I got you in mind. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: How'd you get this number? :
  
• LPC: From KCET. :
  
• LPC: K-C-E-T. :
  
• LPC: Public TV. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I know. :
  
• LPC: I know what it is. :
  
• LPC: Hey, Don, come on. :
  
• LPC: Who are you, though? :
  
• LPC: This is... reeaally weird. :
  
• LPC: I used to work for Rubbermaid. :
  
• LPC: Trashcans and paper bags and plastic bags... :
  
• LPC: [Laughing] I wonder who the hell this is! :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Hey Don, what's goin' on? Right? :
  
• LPC: Hey-- Hey Jackson, what's goin' on? :
  
• LPC: I need a writer. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I can't figure out who the heck you are. :
  
• LPC: Let me give you one of my associates. :
  
• LPC: Talk to my associate for a minute. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: I'm with KCET. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: C-C-E-T. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Yellow station. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Wow. :
  
• LPC: So where is Don? :
  
• LPC: Does he even know what's goin' on - :
  
• LPC: What's going on? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What's the one? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What's the one? :
  
• LPC: It sounds like a sound institution. :
  
• LPC: Hollywood has [some institution?]. :
  
• LPC: Some institutions, we walk through there. :
  
• LPC: Can you ask Don what's goin' on -- :
  
• LPC: What's going on? :
  
• LPC: what's goin' on? :
  
• LPC: Hey, Don. :
  
• LPC: That sounds like a movie. :
  
• LPC: That's like a movie. :
  
• LPC: It sounds like a movie. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to see. :
  
• LPC: I'm on channel six right now -- :
  
• LPC: I'm on Channel 6. :
  
• LPC: for Don to... figure out what's goin' on. :
  
• LPC: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :
  
• LPC: And you make and I appreciate you. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: What? :
  
• LPC: You know, you. :
  
• LPC: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :
  
• LPC: You make a happy, happy Sunday morning. :
  
• LPC: It's a telethon for that. :
  
• LPC: It's a telethon for Dahn. :
  
• LPC: Yeah! :
  
• SPEAKER_05: So, so happy. :
  
• LPC: How can you make it? :
  
• LPC: How can you make it? :
  
• LPC: Sorry. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Well, you tell Don that I'm move along. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, hi. :
  
• None: Hi. :
  
• None: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Uhh, this is Monty up at Sears Roebuck. :
  
• LPC: At where? :
  
• LPC: Sears. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: You hear? :
  
• LPC: You're here? :
  
• LPC: And we got a real big promotion this weekend comin' up on, uh, all our bathtubs and wash basins. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Soooo, why don't you come up and... try 'em out, get cleaned off, and check it out. :
  
• LPC: get cleaned off and check it out. :
  
• SPEAKER_09: You know where I am? :
  
• LPC: Well, we'd love to count on ya. :
  
• LPC: We've got locations in Burbank and Glendale and here and there and everywhere else. :
  
• LPC: I'm in Dana Point in the closest one to the San Quimante. :
  
• SPEAKER_09: I'll go to the one in San Clemente. :
  
• LPC: That sounds good. :
  
• LPC: And we'll get up there, we'll wash you off, and we'll scrub ya down. Okay? :
  
• LPC: What time are ya lookin' at? :
  
• SPEAKER_09: Two o'clock? :
  
• LPC: Two o'clock. :
  
• LPC: Two o'clock on Saturday. Real good. :
  
• LPC: I'm Monty. :
  
• LPC: I'll be there. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to inspect you up and down. :
  
• LPC: head to foot. :
  
• LPC: Wash you off. :
  
• LPC: Sound good? :
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Uhhh, and you're gonna be in San Clemente, so that means I need a little gas money... to meet ya out there. :
  
• LPC: I'm your sales rep. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Any way you could PayPal me some gas money before Saturday? :
  
• SPEAKER_09: What? :
  
• SPEAKER_09: How did you get my telephone number? :
  
• LPC: Just so I can meet you on time. :
  
• LPC: I want to be on time. :
  
• LPC: You know, I don't wanna be late. :
  
• LPC: Do you know who you're calling? :
  
• LPC: Of course. :
  
• LPC: Who are you calling? :
  
• LPC: I'm Monty. :
  
• LPC: It's seriously. :
  
• LPC: Robuck. We're going to wash you off. :
  
• LPC: Do you know who you're calling, Monty?! :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Course I do. :
  
• LPC: Course I do. :
  
• LPC: And who's this? :
  
• LPC: I'm Monty at Sears Robo. :
  
• LPC: Who are you speaking to, Monty? :
  
• LPC: Ma'am, we're going to bathe you. :
  
• LPC: We're going to take care of you. :
  
• LPC: We're going to treat you right. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: I think you have the wrong number. :
  
• LPC: 'No-no-no-no-no-no.' ------------- :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: This is Monty. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Monty at Sears? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, right. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don-- I don't shop at Sears-- Uh-uh-uh-uh. --anymore ever since they merged with K-Mart. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not. :
  
• LPC: Big, big discounts. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Big deal. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Won't happen. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nope. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Don't care. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Not going to happen. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I won't be there. :
  
• LPC: Just take my e-mail address, :
  
• LPC: Send me a small deposit. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You should live so long. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: --I'm gonna give you my e-mail address. :
  
• LPC: Rock and Talks. :
  
• LPC: This is Misty. :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Hubbard. :
  
• LPC: I... was looking for, uuummmm, a pair of Rug Munchkins. In :
  
• LPC: All right. :
  
• LPC: Half. :
  
• LPC: It's the style name. :
  
• LPC: Rug Munch. :
  
• LPC: Are you-- You're-- :
  
• LPC: Who is this and what are you calling? :
  
• LPC: What are you looking for? :
  
• LPC: Footwear. :
  
• LPC: My name's Hubbard. :
  
• LPC: Hubbard. :
  
• LPC: And you're this for socks. :
  
• LPC: we carry RocknSocks. :
  
• LPC: Can I get outfitted in some of those, er... ? :
  
• LPC: Some rock and socks, sure. :
  
• LPC: 13 and a half, 14, 14, 14 and a half. :
  
• LPC: Is that your shoe size? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, my sock size. :
  
• LPC: Your sock. :
  
• LPC: So, do you do quarters? :
  
• LPC: size increments at all? :
  
• LPC: Noooo. We-- We carry, um, some socks that would fit you. :
  
• LPC: They probably will be a bit on the small side. :
  
• LPC: Be mindful of that. :
  
• LPC: 'It's because my feet are so big, right? :
  
• LPC: Because my feet are so big, is what you're saying?' :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: So I'll be mindful of that, don't you worry. :
  
• LPC: Now, what about the rug munchkin thing? :
  
• LPC: Rug munchkin. I've never heard of that before. :
  
• LPC: I have no idea what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: It's very fuzzy. :
  
• LPC: Very fuzzy style. :
  
• LPC: Like to slip 'em on. :
  
• LPC: Oh, that's cool. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, no. :
  
• LPC: Our sexer just. :
  
• LPC: regular-- regular thin striped socks. :
  
• LPC: What if I wanted to see it before I buy it? :
  
• LPC: Kind of just try it on? :
  
• LPC: I heard about the Rug Munchkin. :
  
• LPC: I'm not sure if it's the style for me, but-- :
  
• LPC: Your-- Your reception is really strange. :
  
• LPC: I'm having a very difficult time hearing you. :
  
• LPC: We will be exhibiting in San Francisco on Sunday, September 18. :
  
• LPC: 'I'm gonna go to the Wharf. :
  
• LPC: You guys recycle, right?' :
  
• LPC: I can't-- We use recycled materials, yes. :
  
• LPC: I'm sorry. :
  
• LPC: understand you. :
  
• LPC: Every other thing you're saying is garbled and weird to me and I'm not quite sure what you're :
  
• LPC: wanting. :
  
• LPC: Just slip some socks on my feet, and then we'll be good to go. :
  
• LPC: What was that? :
  
• LPC: Ow, oh. :
  
• LPC: That's not what we're looking for here. :
  
• LPC: What are you looking for? :
  
• LPC: I'm-- I mean what did you think we were looking for? :
  
• LPC: Give me a chance, sir. I'm delightful. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to delight everybody. :
  
• LPC: What is up with your phone? :
  
• LPC: You're not the police. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: My name's Stanley. :
  
• LPC: I got your number from a neighbor. Uhh... :
  
• LPC: Yeah? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I think I lost a hubcap up by your house and... :
  
• LPC: Wait a second. :
  
• LPC: Who are you calling? :
  
• LPC: Let's see if you got the right person. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I got a diHop zoom. :
  
• LPC: was driving by and the hubcap :
  
• LPC: flew clean off of my car-- :
  
• LPC: Yeah, but where was this located? :
  
• LPC: Where did address in what city? :
  
• LPC: Oh, gosh. :
  
• LPC: uhhh, I'm real bad-- :
  
• LPC: Yeah. I'm real bad. So-- :
  
• LPC: Well what city were you in? What area? :
  
• LPC: Well, I live in Monrovia, so... :
  
• LPC: Well, see, I'm not in Montrovia. :
  
• LPC: I didn't say you were. But I was drivin' around there-- :
  
• LPC: Okay, well, you said Montrovian, but I'm not Montrobia. :
  
• LPC: I didn't say you were. :
  
• LPC: You asked me where do I live? :
  
• LPC: Okay. No. That's okay. That's alright. :
  
• LPC: Just go out and tell me what more about it. :
  
• LPC: So I'm driving down the street. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: So I'm driving down the road. :
  
• LPC: A car drives by, and, uh, there was a sloth. :
  
• LPC: collision. Yeah. :
  
• LPC: And the hubcap shoots off my car, ricochets off their car. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: And then the next thing I know, I'm without a hubcap. :
  
• LPC: I come... :
  
• LPC: Oh, I'll be there. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: And then it turns out your neighbor was sitting outside, and they gave me your number and said, :
  
• LPC: give him a call, and he'll go out there and fish it out for me. :
  
• LPC: Who was the person you talked to? :
  
• LPC: Uh, Simmons I think. :
  
• LPC: Was he driving a bicycle? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: 'It's a four :
  
• LPC: $400 hub cap. :
  
• LPC: Well, I don't know what I can do. I-- I'm-- :
  
• LPC: I'm upset that you have a lost hubcap. :
  
• LPC: like that. That's too bad. :
  
• LPC: Uhhhhh... You know what a hubcap looks like, right? :
  
• LPC: Sure. :
  
• LPC: I know all about hubcaps. :
  
• LPC: Some are very expensive. :
  
• LPC: I'm certainly on your side. :
  
• LPC: Try $450. :
  
• LPC: Get insurance? :
  
• LPC: Uhhh, no. But don't turn me in. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm not turning anybody in. :
  
• LPC: I just said if you had insurance :
  
• LPC: to be better. :
  
• LPC: I don't know that there's anything I can do for me to be able to help you. :
  
• LPC: This is someone I can't do. :
  
• LPC: Maybe you could help reimburse me. :
  
• LPC: I mean, it's your property. :
  
• LPC: It's my property? :
  
• LPC: Or maybe we could split the difference. :
  
• LPC: Well, what do I have to do with the dog cap? :
  
• LPC: I wasn't there. :
  
• LPC: $225. :
  
• LPC: Well, I mean, what are you telling me that I owe anybody or I should give you or whatever? :
  
• LPC: $225. :
  
• LPC: For what? :
  
• LPC: What did I do? :
  
• LPC: Your partner? :
  
• LPC: or in good faith about some kind of angel or something. :
  
• LPC: I get to pay you $225. :
  
• LPC: 'It's your property.' :
  
• LPC: End a story. :
  
• LPC: IT'S YOUR PROPERTY!' :
  
• LPC: It's not my property, sir. :
  
• LPC: It's not my property. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: I live in a house. :
  
• LPC: This is a valuable hubcap, dude. :
  
• LPC: Well listen, I'm gonna sign off. :
  
• LPC: I'm sorry. :
  
• LPC: It's not my property. :
  
• LPC: 'I'm gonna get my hubcap back or you're gonna cut me a check! :
  
• LPC: You got it?' :
  
• LPC: No, I don't got it at all. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm not going to do either one. :
  
• LPC: You're going to cut me a check. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to tell you goodbye. :
  
• LPC: You're going to cut me a check. :
  
• LPC: You're not the wrong guy. :
  
• LPC: I'm signing off. :
  
• LPC: So goodbye. :