SPEAKER_01: There really is so much to see and do.

SPEAKER_01: Special deals and packages. Make you wanna stay just a little longer.

LPC: See if you can take it all in.

LPC: But don't worry, there's plenty of room.

LPC: Good evening, Trondofish, my name is Javier. How many help you, sir?

LPC: Yes, I'd like to get three suites for three lizards.

LPC: For three lizards, sir?

LPC: Yes, sir.

LPC: Well, unfortunately, we cannot accommodate animals in the rooms.

LPC: Well, they're amphibians, actually.

LPC: Yeah, I - I know it. I know it. But that's

LPC: Something that should actually be authorized in any case by one of my managers, actually, up to them.

LPC: Will you massage a lizard?

LPC: Massage the lizards is something that, uh, need to be checked by, uh, the executive team of the hotel -

LPC: Okay.

LPC: - who agree with that or they won't.

LPC: But unfortunately none of them is here right now as it is two AM in the morning.

LPC: How do you massage a lizard?

LPC: How do we massage the lizards?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: Oh, I don't know exactly.

LPC: To be honest, I actually never had one of them.

LPC: So I don't know, how do they massage these kind of, ah, the lizards.

LPC: Like massage its ribs?

LPC: Oh, I don't - I - I'm - don't know - how do they massage the lizards?

LPC: How 'bout a cobra?

LPC: Actually, I'm ninety-nine percent sure that we cannot put these kind of animals inside the hotel, sir. Like cobras, lizards

LPC: and all these things.

LPC: I could actually almost, uh, guarantee.

LPC: Will you talk to my Leader? Here -

LPC: Yeah, of course.

LPC: If you would like me, I can talk to your leader, if you like it.

LPC: Talk to my leader.

LPC: Yeah, perfect.

LPC: Hello.

SPEAKER_01: Hello?

SPEAKER_01: Sooo... how come it is... that the... further in you go... the bigger it gets?

LPC: Hi, sir, you there?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: Yeah, I'm listening - like, strange noises. And I don't know if - if this is a real

LPC: call or if this is, like, a joke to the hotel. I'm sorry about it, but it's very a-strange.

LPC: I'm listening to, like, really, a-strange noises.

LPC: I know somebody was asking some questions.

LPC: Let me hand you over to my leader one more time.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah.

LPC: Hello.

SPEAKER_01: Hi, sir.

SPEAKER_01: That was like... an introduction... [laughs]

LPC: Is this a real call or are you?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: Because right now, I don't exactly know what's going on.

LPC: It's actually very, a-strange questions, the one that you asking me.

LPC: Um, the meantime, I'm listening, like, very a-strange noises on the phone, and it's- it's actually not normal.

LPC: I'm sorry about it.

LPC: I think there is just more misunderstanding within this cold.

Terence McKenna: Stuff which looked like orange mothballs.

LPC: Sir, if I keep listening this so I going to hang off the call,

LPC: Because I'm listening very strange noises.

LPC: I don't know if this a real call or if it's not.

LPC: Will you massage the lizards or...

LPC: But is that kind of a joke or anything, sir?

LPC: Because I don't understand it. Massage the lizards?

LPC: I don't know anybody who'd massage the lizards? On their ribs!

LPC: I give you my email address,

LPC: I will forward it to the concierge.

LPC: I will make sure that we will massage the lizard if they can find anyone who can do it.

LPC: Good, good.

LPC: Here, let's see what my leader has to say.

LPC: And I fell through the chrysanthemum.

LPC: Sir?

LPC: Do you mind if I really give it to you?

LPC: The don't know.

Terence McKenna: What was happening was that there were a lot of being.

Terence McKenna: Was that there were a lot of beings.

Terence McKenna: in there.

LPC: Sorry, but I'm, uh, still listening on these a-strange noises.

LPC: And it's actually not normal, all the noises that I'm actually listening to.

LPC: I mean, I don't understand me know which is a sadly question that you have to me.

LPC: If it's about the lizards, definitely, you will send me the email.

LPC: I will definitely write it - write it down, and I will make sure that we, eh, send it to our concierge.

LPC: But I don't know which kind of massage, to - can we do to a lizard, sir -

LPC: I don't exactly know which kind of massage.

LPC: we can do to a lizard, or something like that.

LPC: But I don't really understand the, eh, purpose of this call.

LPC: Here, let me give you my leader.

Terence McKenna: Objects which looked like... Faberge eggs from Mars,

Terence McKenna: morphing themselves with Mandaean, alphabetical structures...

LPC: I cannot accommodate lizards or cobras or anything like that, unfortunately.

LPC: As I told you already, I already said the same answer

LPC: several times, so as I told you once again, I will need to really hang off the phone, because these are very a-strange call.