Longmont Potion Castle 9 · 2012

Hub Cap Joe

Track 19

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Track details

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Aliases

• Mummy Napkin

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• LPC: Hubcap Joe :
  
• LPC: Hey there :
  
• LPC: I needed a hubcap :
  
• LPC: Need two three of them :
  
• LPC: On a Pontiac :
  
• LPC: Lamont's :
  
• LPC: Late 80s :
  
• LPC: mean, I got a couple off you, :
  
• LPC: But the things fell plumb off the wheel :
  
• LPC: Where are you calling from? :
  
• LPC: I'm calling from :
  
• LPC: Ho-Hocas :
  
• LPC: Really? 'Cause it's showing up as a phone...not :
  
• LPC: even in the area. :
  
• LPC: Can you hear me? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, what are you saying? :
  
• LPC: Your phone :
  
• LPC: is showing up as it's out of the area. :
  
• LPC: Well your hub cap flew plumb off my car :
  
• LPC: and I'm gonna need two, three replacements from you. :
  
• LPC: Can you hear me loud and clear on that one, Charlie? :
  
• LPC: Only two or three? :
  
• LPC: Not all four? :
  
• LPC: Well, one of them's intact. I'll give you that. :
  
• LPC: Wow. You must have hit the divider. :
  
• LPC: N--When did I sell you hub caps? :
  
• LPC: You sell the man, Lomond's hubcaps, :
  
• LPC: that fly plumb off the car, and you're in a heap of :
  
• LPC: trouble, you ask me. :
  
• LPC: I'm not in any trouble. :
  
• LPC: You're calling from a fake phone. :
  
• LPC: The hell I am. :
  
• LPC: You are. I'm gonna tell you the number that is showing up :
  
• LPC: And you tell me if this is your number. :
  
• LPC: Okay, first of all, what's "Mommy Napkin"? :
  
• LPC: Sorry, I'm a vocalist. :
  
• LPC: Well, you better sing a happier song. :
  
• LPC: What are you tryin' to say up 'err? :
  
• LPC: This is serious. :
  
• LPC: Well, listen to this one. :
  
• LPC: Peter. :
  
• LPC: Okay, how about a complete refund? :
  
• LPC: I'm not giving you anything. :
  
• LPC: 100%. :
  
• LPC: Cash back. :
  
• LPC: Nah. :
  
• LPC: What I will do, if you tell me when you're going to appear in concert, :
  
• LPC: I will come to your show and I will cheer for you. :
  
• LPC: I'm 'onna send you down. Down to the ground. :
  
• LPC: Send me to the ground? :
  
• LPC: Nah. :
  
• LPC: How's that freaking sound there? :
  
• LPC: Be quiet. :
  
• LPC: Listen. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to leave you. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to let you go. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna come up there huckin' hub caps left and right. :
  
• LPC: [sighs] What about your family priest? :
  
• LPC: I don't do shit like that. :
  
• LPC: No? :
  
• LPC: Not what I heard. :
  
• LPC: What's this "Mommy Napkin" thing, anyway? :
  
• LPC: What is that about? :
  
• LPC: You're gonna be hearing bells after I'm done with you. :
  
• LPC: Be quiet. :
  
• LPC: That's all I ask. :
  
• LPC: I ask nothing else. :
  
• LPC: Sure. :
  
• LPC: you're not gonna like the answer. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. Okay. I'm done with you now. :
  
• LPC: These hub caps suck and I'm coming up for a check or money order. :
  
• LPC: You're not coming anywhere. You're not even in this state. :
  
• LPC: I'm in Ho-Ho-Kus right now. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna have to refer this matter to the police department, just so they know you called here. :
  
• LPC: Send me to the liquor department. :
  
• LPC: You threatened me? Just I want a record of this. So the number that I'm reporting is, and I'm not saying where this is coming from. :
  
• LPC: Zero zero zero, dash, zero one two, dash, three four five six. Sounds fake to me. Uh, you think? :
  
• LPC: yeah yeah but they'll track it sounds like you're off track if you ask me they'll track it i have one :
  
• LPC: thing to say to you goodbye :