Album cover for Longmont Potion Castle 9

  • LPC: Fine Art, Planet Hollywood, Alan speaking.
  • LPC: Yeah, ummm, I need to sell some art work, right away.
  • LPC: You need to sell some art work right away?
  • LPC: Yes, I do.
  • LPC: Who do you want to sell it to?
  • LPC: Well, you'll be buying it. I just want to know how much I'm looking at.
  • LPC: And who are you?
  • LPC: I'm Kane.
  • LPC: You have to come in. You'll have to come in to one of the stores.
  • LPC: I'm looking for big money. Don't you understand that?
  • LPC: Uh, yeah, but I can't help you. I'm just a sales consultant,
  • LPC: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not familiar with what you're doing.
  • LPC: You'll have to talk to the sales director.
  • LPC: Look, why don't you just cut me a check or a money order?
  • LPC: I can't do that.
  • LPC: Why?
  • LPC: I'm not qualified to do that.
  • LPC: Who am I speaking to again?
  • LPC: Kane.
  • LPC: Hold one second.
  • SPEAKER_02: This is Karen. Did you ask for me?
  • LPC: I did. I've got Lushpin.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • LPC: And I need, I need to unload about 35, uh, sculptures. Immediately.
  • SPEAKER_02: You have to unload 35 sculptures of Lushpin's. He doesn't do sculptures.
  • LPC: Uh, he does today,
  • LPC: because I need big money immediately.
  • LPC: You got me straight, young lady, or what?
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, first of all, my name's not lady.
  • SPEAKER_02: My name's Karen, and I told you that at the beginning of the conversation.
  • SPEAKER_02: So I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • SPEAKER_02: Anyway, why are you calling me and fiddling (?) around.
  • LPC: I got here from Jamaica earlier today.
  • SPEAKER_02: What's your name again?
  • LPC: Kane.
  • SPEAKER_02: From Jamaica?
  • LPC: I got 1,200 pounds of foam core.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: I have your number, I'm gonna have it traced back,
  • SPEAKER_02: and uh, by the Metro Police here in Las Vegas...
  • LPC: Oh, don't do that.
  • SPEAKER_02: ...So I, I, I advise you to hang up.