Longmont Potion Castle 9 · 2012

Coffin Shop

Track 17

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• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello [echo] Uno Sarcagian Garibaldian. :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: And uh, Uno Sarcagian for your rates, please. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Alligator Monday was, uh, the holiday I needed your help with... :
  
• LPC: Who are you calling for? :
  
• LPC: I wanted to, uh, enlist your, uh, rates, if I would. :
  
• LPC: For what? :
  
• LPC: For service. For Sergio Sarcagian. :
  
• LPC: What service? :
  
• LPC: Handmade. :
  
• LPC: Are you talking about a coffin? What are you talking about? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: With cult resources? :
  
• LPC: Cult resources? What are you talking abou-I am very confused about this phone call. :
  
• LPC: The Sarcageans now. :
  
• LPC: They've got Alligator Monday on their mind. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what Alligator Monday is. What are you talking about? :
  
• LPC: What are you speaking about? :
  
• LPC: Does shoot me an E. Lassel. :
  
• LPC: electronic. Can you at least do that for, uh, Sergio Sarcagian :
  
• LPC: The Desert Diva? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: He's a columnist. :
  
• LPC: Where? :
  
• LPC: In Perump. :
  
• LPC: I'm completely lost on this whole conversation. :
  
• LPC: Can't you clue me in? :
  
• LPC: No, I can't clue you in because I'm completely lost on this whole conversation. :
  
• LPC: Are you talking about a coffin? :
  
• LPC: I need rates, and I need to have it ready by Alligator Monday. :
  
• LPC: Work something through, or? :
  
• LPC: I have no idea. :
  
• LPC: Buckle down here. :
  
• LPC: I don't even... :
  
• LPC: do you want to speak with? :
  
• LPC: Sarkajian. :
  
• LPC: There is no Sarcagian. :
  
• LPC: Most certainly is, and I suggest you, uh, familiarize yourself with, uh, both he and I. :
  
• LPC: For untold rewards await you. :
  
• LPC: I really don't think you have the right number, and if you do, you're just... :
  
• LPC: I don't-I :
  
• LPC: don't even comprehend what's going on in this conversation. :
  
• LPC: I needed rates, and I need... :
  
• LPC: Rates of what? :
  
• LPC: Specialties. :
  
• LPC: What specialties? :
  
• LPC: Alligator Monday. :
  
• LPC: I don't even know what an alligator Monday is. :
  
• LPC: It's coming right up. :
  
• LPC: Oh, k-joke-joke-joke. :
  
• LPC: What am I lookin' at? :
  
• LPC: I have no idea. :
  
• LPC: You're the specialist. :
  
• LPC: I'm not the specialist of any kind. :
  
• LPC: I could let you know that I specialize in finance. :
  
• LPC: Need you to get real aware of that. :
  
• LPC: Untold assets. :
  
• LPC: So what, you wanna share the splendor, or? :
  
• LPC: How did you get our number? :
  
• LPC: Uh, on a cork board. :
  
• LPC: We're on a cork board. :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: How 'bout nautical entombment? :
  
• LPC: We don't do nautical in two minutes. :
  
• LPC: Um, can I have your number? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, it's 888 witchery. :
  
• LPC: 888-WITCHERY. :
  
• LPC: Okay, great. :
  
• LPC: Thank you all. :
  
• None: Thank you. :