LPC: Clown Motel.

LPC: Yeah, this is Luther.

LPC: Clown Motel.

LPC: And I need three rooms for three days.

LPC: You're starting when?

LPC: Startin' now!

LPC: I'm going to come in.

LPC: It's gonna be me, my weights, my barbells,

LPC: and three days of just workin' out.

LPC: Yeah, okay.

LPC: So I'm going to spread it.

LPC: Call me back when you're serious.

LPC: Cloud Motel.

LPC: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a place to spread out here.

LPC: I don't know what that means, spread out.

LPC: I need a room.

LPC: We have rooms here.

LPC: 3450 a night as little.

LPC: Yeah, okay, now look, it.

LPC: It's going to be me and my weights at just a whole bunch of working out, pumping out, okay?

LPC: For three rooms.

LPC: There's only five rooms left.

LPC: Well, I n- I need three of 'em for me and my weights.

LPC: Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna come out there.

LPC: I'm gonna unload all my dumbells and barbells. K?

LPC: Okay.

LPC: You mean put 'em in the rooms?

LPC: Yeah. I'm gonna spread everything out.

LPC: Got some artillery in there as well. Just-

LPC: Well, we've got two queen-sized beds in each room.

LPC: There's not a lot of room in there.

LPC: I'm gonna spread everything out.

LPC: I don't know what that means.

LPC: I'm gonna take stock of what I've got...

LPC: Right.

LPC: I'm gonna pump frickin' iron for two to three days straight. And then, uh, we'll settle up at the end.

LPC: So I'm good?

LPC: Well, you can't lay the iron.

LPC: The barbells drop on the floor where it could, we get a carpet and,

LPC: tile in there.

LPC: I'll settle up with you at the end of my stay and you can...

LPC: Yeah, what you need to do is go down to Joe and Steve.

LPC: No, no, no, no.

LPC: You can assess the damage at the end of my stay, okay?

LPC: Well, yeah, I'm probably not interested.

LPC: You know, that sounds kinda... Sounds like... you do damage to motels or something...

LPC: Yeah, we're filling up every night without any problems.

LPC: Yeah, well, I'm on my way.

LPC: I've got, uh, two humvees filled with barbells and I'm on my way down there.

LPC: Okay, what I'm saying, you've got a good, you've got to go to, you got to go

LPC: talk to Joe.

LPC: Well, I'm not sure if we're going to be able to do that for you.

LPC: Charlie, you're not hearin' me. Got f-

LPC: I am hearing.

LPC: I'm telling you, I don't want you down there.

LPC: I'm the owner, and if you're going to do any damage to the rooms, I don't want you down there.

LPC: Hey, that's it.

LPC: Just assess the damage at the end of my stay.

LPC: It's- You'll probably make a lot of noise with the customers next door and stuff.

LPC: Oh! I'm gonna be eating raw meat in the rooms. Pumping iron for twenty-four hours at a time.

LPC: Yeah, yeah, I'm not interested.

LPC: You need to find them all until.

LPC: I'm...

LPC: Yeah, you don't want you to.

LPC: I'm gonna be down there in five minutes.

LPC: I got a Humby here.

LPC: I got two humby.

LPC: I'm going to tell Joe not to rent to you.

LPC: You sound like you're not too sane.

LPC: What do you mean there?

LPC: Well, you sound crazy.

LPC: I don't want ya down there.

LPC: You know, cement floors and tile in all the rooms.

LPC: I can't have you dropping iron on any of that stuff.

LPC: Fella, you're the clown motel, right?

LPC: Yeah, we are.

LPC: I know that.

LPC: And we have... We sell out every night is what I'm trying to tell you.

LPC: We don't need any extra problems.

LPC: I want to spread it.

LPC: out, and I want to lift my...

LPC: Yeah, I think we're gonna pass this time.

LPC: You need to find another motel.

LPC: Dude, I'm bonded with the state.

LPC: Well, I don't care if you're bonded.

LPC: That's not the place to have that kind of...

LPC: We don't want that kind of thing to happen.

LPC: Why not?

LPC: Because it sounds to me like you're more problem

LPC: than the little $40 we get

LPC: for a night for a room.

LPC: So, I'll call Joe.

LPC: Go on down there, but I'll call Joe.

LPC: No, I've already talked to Joe.

LPC: Well, then, what did he say?

LPC: She said he wanted a cash deposit, and I told him no.

LPC: Well, you need to find another morning.

LPC: I'm gonna knock you guys into each other. How's that sound to you?

LPC: Yeah I don't... You know what? One more word out of your mouth like that and you're going to jail.

LPC: I'm having dinner now, thank you. I'm having dinner with my family. I don't need you to call me up and

LPC: threaten me. Where are you at right now? I'm in Perrump, partner.

LPC: Well, why are you calling me, giving me this shit for? I'm on my way down there, I got weights to lift here, pal.

LPC: lift here, pal. Yeah, but you're not going to lift them in my motel. That's simple.

LPC: The hell I'm not.

LPC: You want to bet?

LPC: The cops'll be waiting for you. You go on down.

LPC: I'm going to spread everything out.

LPC: that I've got. I've got four and those.

LPC: Yeah, what are your rates over there?

LPC: Is this the guy with the weights? For the weights, the guy with the weights?

LPC: Not weights, rates. Rates are $34.50 plus tax but I... If you're gonna-

LPC: We're false tonight. We're false. If you got the weights, I don't want it to there.

LPC: No? How 'bout- How 'bout I knock you around a little bit?

LPC: Say again? What'd you say? How 'bout you knock- You're threatening me now. Are you in... that's

LPC: unavailable. Hold it. Where are you located right now? I'll come down and see ya.

LPC: I'm en route to ya.

LPC: Are you serious or what are you doing?

LPC: I'm a serious weightlifter.

LPC: What's your name?

LPC: Luther.

LPC: Luther what?

LPC: Luther Manhole.

LPC: Okay, I don't know what you're doin' but I don't need you screwin' with me, I'm havin' dinner with my family.

LPC: I got the cash.

LPC: You got something wrong with you. I don't want you here.

LPC: I'm gonna knock you around.

LPC: I'm going to knock you around. I'm sorry of that shit.

LPC: Shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck off the phone and don't call me back.

LPC: You're going to knock you down.

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