Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Yodeling Jacques

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• Jacques

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• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: My name's Jacques with D.HL and we're trying to deliver your package, but we're lost. :
  
• LPC: What package? :
  
• LPC: We have a big case of wine for you. :
  
• LPC: Where are you so I can tell you? :
  
• LPC: I'm on Socket Street. :
  
• LPC: Socket Street. :
  
• LPC: And we'll be there in five to ten minutes. :
  
• LPC: It's a case of wine and a corkscrew. :
  
• LPC: From Costco? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: That is funny. :
  
• LPC: tell me where you are, so I can help you. :
  
• LPC: The thing we need from you is cash or check. :
  
• LPC: I'm not going to give any. :
  
• LPC: any cash or check, I don't know what this is all about. :
  
• LPC: Nobody tell me anything. I didn't order anything. :
  
• LPC: It's from dry socket. :
  
• LPC: Dry socket? I didn't order anything. :
  
• LPC: Fine wine. :
  
• LPC: Wine?! I never ordered any wine. :
  
• LPC: Hey, I'm in traffic right now. I'm driving. :
  
• LPC: I'm trying. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. :
  
• LPC: Okay, look, we opened one of the bottles of wine. Only one. :
  
• LPC: I never ordered any wine, sir. :
  
• LPC: I opened one bottle. :
  
• LPC: That's a good one...I never ordered anything. :
  
• LPC: Sir, sir, sir...who are you looking for? What's my first name? :
  
• LPC: Raoooooooul...? And I need a check, and I need you to quit wasting my time. :
  
• LPC: No, no...OK, I come out, I'll stay outside, I'll see what happened, OK? :
  
• LPC: OK, I don't what all about, I don't know where you are. Anyway..you have to go to Atlantic Boulevard. :
  
• LPC: Why are you fiddling around? :
  
• LPC: I'm not fiddling around with you. I'm trying to tell you how to come. :
  
• LPC: Are you trying to tickle me? :
  
• LPC: No, no, no, no...I come out of my house...I come out of house, OK? :
  
• LPC: I will be out in the street, where I live. :
  
• LPC: My name's Jacques. :
  
• LPC: I'm coming outside now. I'm going to wait for you. :
  
• LPC: Sir, what does the name of the street say? :
  
• LPC: I'm turning left. Now I'm turning right. :
  
• LPC: I say what address? :
  
• LPC: Raoul. :
  
• LPC: I know, what...my address? :
  
• LPC: 30346. :
  
• LPC: No, that is the telephone number. It's not my telephone. That's my telephone. That's my telephone. :
  
• LPC: What do you mean? 314 is the telephone. I'm talking about my house address. :
  
• LPC: I drank one of your bottles of wine. :
  
• LPC: Sir. :
  
• LPC: What address it says to deliver to my house? :
  
• LPC: I'm turning right, now I'm going just right...now, :
  
• LPC: Now we need $1,3. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I know. I don't know what you're talking. :
  
• LPC: I'm saying, I'm asking you what address you're looking for. :
  
• LPC: I'm not talking about, I'm talking, you want to deliver to my house. :
  
• LPC: What is the address? :
  
• LPC: Wine. :
  
• LPC: Address. :
  
• LPC: 5. :
  
• LPC: The telephone number :
  
• LPC: is not my address! :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: no...are you outside or inside? :
  
• LPC: I'm coming out now. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I'm coming out now. :
  
• LPC: I'm coming out now. :
  
• LPC: I'm coming out. :
  
• LPC: I took two bottles of wine. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to be honest. :
  
• LPC: I'm on the street now! :
  
• LPC: 506, :
  
• LPC: I'm coming out now. :
  
• LPC: I'm coming out. :
  
• LPC: I need you to jump up and down. :
  
• LPC: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: Where? :
  
• LPC: Where? :
  
• LPC: Where? :
  
• LPC: In the street. :
  
• LPC: Where? :
  
• LPC: Which part of the street? :
  
• LPC: Driving down the street? :
  
• LPC: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: I don't, I, you drive in the street. :
  
• LPC: I don't know where are you. :
  
• LPC: I'm out in my door. :
  
• LPC: My, my, sir, what are you talking about? :
  
• LPC: You talk about wine? :
  
• LPC: I don't drink wine. :
  
• LPC: I never see wine in my life. :
  
• LPC: who-Sir, who-Sir, who-Sir, who-I'm talking to you on the phone now, right now in front of my door, :
  
• LPC: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: Jumping up and down, sir. :
  
• LPC: Where, but where? :
  
• LPC: Up and down the STREEET! :
  
• LPC: Where are YOOOU?! :
  
• LPC: Who gave you my number? :
  
• LPC: D.H.L. :
  
• LPC: This is Jacques. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what you're talking...you :
  
• LPC: You keep, you stop, you better not ask, call the phone because I'm not going to answer no more. :
  
• LPC: You have a case of wine coming to you. :
  
• LPC: I don't drink. :
  
• LPC: You owe me money. :
  
• LPC: OK, I owe you money. :
  
• LPC: You say what you? :
  
• LPC: I don't know who you are. :
  
• LPC: I want you to jump up and down. :
  
• LPC: OK, I jump up and down. :
  
• LPC: Jump up and down the street. :
  
• LPC: Yes, I'll jump up and down the street, OK. :
  
• LPC: Here, I'll yodel in the street... :
  
• LPC: Hillie-de-de-tee-oh-ro-tee-ro-tee-oh-ro-tee-oh-ro-dhi-oh-oh-a-oh-oh-da-da-d-a-ro-ro-oh. :
  
• LPC: We will drink together in the street. :
  
• LPC: I don't drink. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what you're talking. :