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Longmont Potion Castle 8 ยท 2011

Video Knockout

Track 16

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  • LPC: Hello.
  • LPC: What the hell?
  • LPC: Who is this?
  • LPC: Sheppler.
  • LPC: Now... I'd like to find Exploratory Romp, for rental.
  • SPEAKER_00: What is it, exploratory romp?
  • LPC: But I mean, you're talking 2 to 4 to 6 days, for rental, right?
  • SPEAKER_00: For exploring what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Romping?
  • LPC: You and me, get together and romp around a little.
  • SPEAKER_00: Romping.
  • LPC: Uh, you blow on the mind, dude.
  • LPC: Um, in like two to four, six days?
  • LPC: It'll be a tour de force of...
  • LPC: Oh, a tour to source.
  • LPC: You're not looking for a movie?
  • LPC: I want to rent
  • LPC: Today.
  • SPEAKER_00: What is it? Exploratory romp?
  • LPC: I'm gonna romp around and up and down over there.
  • LPC: How's that sound?
  • LPC: Got my hiking boots on, man.
  • LPC: Kick 'em around a little bit.
  • LPC: Nah, I don't think so.
  • LPC: Don't think so, huh?
  • LPC: Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
  • LPC: You're going to be seeing Doble after I'm doing pummeling you.
  • LPC: Nah.
  • LPC: I'm gonna bring a tour de force of martial arts in there.
  • LPC: We've got lots of movies here.
  • LPC: You have to be careful about knocking over the displays.
  • LPC: Collectibles, too.
  • LPC: Like, if you end up breaking something, man, lots of money.
  • LPC: I bring money to.
  • LPC: You know who you're talking to?
  • LPC: This is Vulcan video, right?
  • LPC: No.
  • LPC: Oh, it's not sorry.
  • LPC: Nah.
  • LPC: You guys are fine.
  • LPC: Don't worry. I'm not really mad.
  • LPC: You're not mad?
  • LPC: I thought you were Vulcan video.
  • LPC: So, you're safe.
  • LPC: You get a pass.
  • LPC: Because I was going to whoop, yay.
  • LPC: Well, you might be able to whoop someone at Vulcan,
  • LPC: but I don't think he could handle this guy.
  • LPC: You're just lookin' to get hurt!
  • LPC: If you come in here trying to throw punches, I think that you'll be very surprised.
  • LPC: I've got boxing gloves on my neck right now, on a rope.
  • LPC: Yeah, yeah..you can put on those boxing gloves, but you'll be knocked out before you even throw the first punch.
  • LPC: I'll go left, middle, right, middle, right, left, middle, to your face.
  • LPC: That's more than you're going to be able to get off before you're knocked out, man.
  • LPC: Sorry.
  • LPC: You're not gonna get that
  • LPC: left out. You know, that first left is going to be...knocked out...you're knocked out.
  • LPC: It's going to be lights out when I'm done with you.
  • LPC: Does anything I can help you with it?
  • LPC: Because I got, I got real customer.
  • LPC: I'm gonna wipe you out with martial arts. Period.
  • LPC: End of discussion.
  • LPC: Bring some money, we'll put some money on it.
  • LPC: You come marchin' down MY street with my attitude...I'm
  • LPC: I'm going to be out there.
  • LPC: Listen man, you called here.
  • LPC: I got caller ID.
  • LPC: Oh, no.
  • LPC: And it is now elite.
  • LPC: to make prank phone calls.
  • LPC: Please don't turn me in.
  • LPC: Unless you have business with us, I'm gonna go ahead and, ah...let you go, here.
  • LPC: If you come in here, trying to throw punches, you'll be knocked out, man.
  • LPC: I mean, there's no way to fight me over the phone. So, get your pussy ass down here, and...bring it.
  • LPC: I'll bring my right, middle, left, left, middle, left.
  • LPC: It's not really that impressive over the phone, man.
  • LPC: My fists are moving.
  • LPC: right now: up, left...left, middle, up.
  • LPC: No. You're knocked out. Bring it.
  • LPC: I'm gonna bring you down.
  • LPC: Alright, Shepard.
  • LPC: And I'm going to kick you on your eyes.
  • LPC: You keep saying that. It's all in your imagination.
  • LPC: It's gonna be all on the sidewalk.
  • LPC: Bring it.
  • LPC: I love video.
  • LPC: I love video. I wanted to subscribe, sir.
  • LPC: You want to subscribe?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: I mean, we have memberships.
  • LPC: Yeah, yeah.
  • LPC: Whatever, you know.
  • LPC: Let's get off my back.
  • LPC: But, ah...yeah, let's get it started.
  • LPC: Well, you need to come in with a debit/credit card and ID.
  • LPC: You can maybe meet me halfway.
  • LPC: How about?
  • LPC: Yeah, and you can kiss my ass.
  • LPC: How about that?