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Longmont Potion Castle 8 ยท 2011

Tree Removal

Track 10

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  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, hello. Is this the tree guy?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: What's your name?
  • SPEAKER_02: Pierre.
  • SPEAKER_01: Pierre. I have two trees.
  • SPEAKER_01: What's his name? Give you my number.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: Ok. Pierre I just have two palm trees.
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh, you know, can you do them.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're not tall.
  • SPEAKER_02: When do you want to do this?
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh, well I don't have a date for them,
  • SPEAKER_01: I just want to know what you would charge me for two palms.
  • SPEAKER_02: Uhhh...750.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, how about $100?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'd need $7.50, and they need 100% of it by PayPal before I...
  • SPEAKER_01: No, ok, the lady next door had a guy trim her trees and said he'll do a couple trees for a
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know who he were.
  • SPEAKER_01: They were.
  • SPEAKER_01: But thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Let me just give you my email address, and then you can send a payment, and we'll get things rolling.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I said I can't do it.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, I said I could do it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't have that kind of money.
  • SPEAKER_02: You said 'could I do it',
  • SPEAKER_02: the answer's 'yes',
  • SPEAKER_02: I just need the funds.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't have that kind of money.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't even have $100.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm going to scrape it up.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm not working.
  • SPEAKER_01: so...but you know I was just trying to get it cleaned up.
  • SPEAKER_01: But thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you what.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm on my way now.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna tear these boogers down, and you can just work out an installment plan.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what.
  • SPEAKER_01: just, it's just a lot of money.
  • SPEAKER_01: Just let it go, OK?
  • SPEAKER_02: Just give me 100 dollars a week...
  • SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean, two trees.
  • SPEAKER_01: I can get done for close to a
  • SPEAKER_01: West Street.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hey, hey.
  • SPEAKER_01: She wasn't home.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hey, hey, I got a couple guys with me,
  • SPEAKER_02: We can do this thing by hand.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: You don't know.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, that's okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: I just have two palms.
  • SPEAKER_01: First time I ever had a couple palms.
  • SPEAKER_01: and uh, but thank you for your call.
  • SPEAKER_02: Buddy, look, I'm on my way right now.
  • SPEAKER_02: We're gonna rip these boogers down. And then just cut me a check...
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I don't want to do it.
  • SPEAKER_01: Don't do that to me.
  • SPEAKER_01: are you a business or what?
  • SPEAKER_01: You're gonna come over,
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you not to come?
  • SPEAKER_01: come?
  • SPEAKER_02: I've already started the car.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm on my way.
  • SPEAKER_01: Well just don't come, OK?
  • SPEAKER_02: I got a V8 Ram truck, that's I'm driving.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't want you to come.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't get it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I...now do you want me to call the police?
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, I...
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't want you to come.
  • SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much.
  • SPEAKER_02: My uncle's on the police force.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uhh, Pierre the Tree Cutter.
  • SPEAKER_00: We do not want you to come here.
  • SPEAKER_00: Will you start?
  • SPEAKER_00: Stop calling.
  • SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
  • SPEAKER_00: I said, stop calling.
  • SPEAKER_00: No.
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you understand what 'no'
  • SPEAKER_00: No means no.
  • SPEAKER_00: means no. And don't call here again.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, he said that...
  • SPEAKER_01: - Riverside Sheriff's Department.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Who's this calling?
  • SPEAKER_01: This is the Riverside Sheriff's Department.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
  • SPEAKER_01: What do you want?
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, I got a call, 'bout someone
  • SPEAKER_02: wanted to tear down a bunch of palm trees,
  • SPEAKER_02: and I don't agree with it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't anything about that sir,
  • SPEAKER_01: This is the Riverside Sheriff's Department.
  • SPEAKER_01: do you need some help?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd like to report
  • SPEAKER_02: the unlawful chopping of trees.
  • SPEAKER_01: Ok, you just make a report.
  • SPEAKER_01: Go down to the Sheriff's Department and we'll talk to you.
  • SPEAKER_01: What's your name?
  • SPEAKER_02: Pierre.
  • SPEAKER_01: Pierre. What's your last name?
  • SPEAKER_02: Tenoy.
  • SPEAKER_01: Tanoy, how do you spell that?
  • SPEAKER_02: T-A-N-O-Y.
  • SPEAKER_01: Alright, just come down there and make your complaint.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, you back it up, pal.
  • SPEAKER_01: Do you hear what I'm saying? Come down and make your complaint.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll come down there. I'll come...
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll come down there.
  • SPEAKER_01: Alright, the Sheriff's Department. You go down there, and they'll take care of you.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'll come down there right now.
  • None: I don't.