Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Squaresville

Track 1

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• LPC: Squaresville. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• None: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Yes, I was calling about, uh, my overalls? :
  
• LPC: I've got a bunch of overalls. :
  
• LPC: I've also got 72 bandanas. :
  
• LPC: 72 bandanas? :
  
• LPC: From Wyoming. :
  
• LPC: OK, so are you looking to sell these bandanas or...what...? :
  
• LPC: I want you to, uh, more or less appraise them and, uh, tell me what they're worth. :
  
• LPC: I'll pay you for the appraisal. Um... :
  
• LPC: It'll be an amount, uh, that I decide, that decision will be final, OK; and you'll abide by it. So, uh... :
  
• LPC: And I'll abide by it, excuse me? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, so how much am I looking to get here, probably, off you? :
  
• LPC: Uhm, well...I mean, sight unseen I can't really tell you anything, my friend. :
  
• LPC: Well, give it a shot. :
  
• LPC: I mea- :
  
• LPC: Th- That's impossible for me to do. :
  
• LPC: How do you- How do you expect me to give you a price for something that I haven't seen? :
  
• LPC: Well, they're like 'Bojangles-style.' :
  
• LPC: Bojangle, so... :
  
• LPC: I have... :
  
• LPC: I have no idea what you're talking about, and I don't think it's anything i can do to help you. :
  
• LPC: I think you do. :
  
• LPC: I mean, I'm the one calling you. :
  
• LPC: No, I'm gonna hang up the phone now. :
  
• LPC: So why don't you try a little harder? :
  
• LPC: Excuse me? :
  
• LPC: O- Overalls, pal. :
  
• LPC: You ever... :
  
• LPC: L-Listen, buddy. :
  
• LPC: I'm hanging up the phone now. :
  
• LPC: Squaresville. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I needed some back patches. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: This is the thing I just called right now? :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: Your voice sounds like that. :
  
• LPC: Well, how much is, like, a backpack? :
  
• LPC: How much is a backpack? I don't know. :
  
• LPC: Anywhere from $5 to $100. :
  
• LPC: Okay, I need 100 backpatches. :
  
• LPC: You need 100 backpacks. :
  
• LPC: I need to call somebody else. :
  
• LPC: Well, you're going to have to accommodate me. :
  
• LPC: Period. End of discussion. So... :
  
• LPC: Listen, motherfucker, if :
  
• LPC: You call here one more time? :
  
• LPC: Making demands from me. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, do you guys do appraisals? :
  
• LPC: Look, man, you need to stop fucking calling this store. :
  
• LPC: I ain't got time for this mess. :
  
• LPC: Do you do appraisals, yes or no? :
  
• LPC: No, we don't do appraisals. :
  
• LPC: Why not? :
  
• LPC: Because that's not our job. :
  
• LPC: That's not what we do. :
  
• LPC: I'll come to you. :
  
• LPC: How's that? :
  
• LPC: No, you're not going to come to anybody. :
  
• LPC: You need to stop calling me, :
  
• LPC: You're wasting my fucking time. :
  
• LPC: You're wasting mine right now. :
  
• LPC: I'm wasting your time, huh? :
  
• LPC: Period. :
  
• LPC: end of sentence. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, what part didn't ya- :
  
• LPC: End of sentence? Then stop fucking talking, buddy. :
  
• LPC: Stop calling my store. :
  
• LPC: I got overalls. :
  
• LPC: I got bandanas. :
  
• LPC: I got everything. :
  
• LPC: I don't give a fuck what you have. :
  
• LPC: I don't give a fuck what you're all about. :
  
• LPC: You need to stop calling my store :
  
• LPC: because you're getting on my fucking nerves. :
  
• LPC: How 'bout that. :
  
• LPC: Take a look at what I'm wearing. :
  
• LPC: Take a look at what you're wea- Man, :
  
• LPC: Shut up. :