Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Sea-Doo Islandia

Track 13

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• Snake

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• Man(1): No, what are you boat here? :
  
• LPC: I need to— I need, uh… to get out on the water and, uh, get a new boat pretty soon. :
  
• Man(1): Are you lookin’ to rent? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, lease. :
  
• Man(1): What’re you lookin’ to rent? :
  
• LPC: Uh, I need to go real fast, uh… real soon. :
  
• Man(1): All right, then. :
  
• LPC: Is I going to work or what? :
  
• Man(1): Are you lookin’ to rent a boat? :
  
• LPC: Yeah! Why do ya keep hangin’ up? :
  
• Man(1): Because you sound like a flake. You sound like you’re… on drugs. :
  
• LPC: What in the world do you mean? :
  
• LPC: mean? Oh, my gosh. :
  
• LPC: You lookin’ to get y—? :
  
• Man(1): Look, if you’re not gonna be serious, then don’t call me back, alright?— :
  
• LPC: You lookin’ to get y’ass whooped or what? :
  
• Man(1): Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yes, I was interested in renting a speedboat for this weekend. :
  
• Man(1): It's a $100 deposit per day, if you want to hold the day. :
  
• LPC: D’you guys take gold? :
  
• Man(1): Gold what? :
  
• LPC: Bars. :
  
• Man(2): This guy’s an idiot. Just hang up on him. :
  
• Man(1): I don't call it. :
  
• Man(1): He’s on drugs! :
  
• Man(2): Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yes, I was wondering if you guys. :
  
• LPC: delivered boats? :
  
• Man(2): Dude. If you keep calling us, you’re gonna get Harassment. :
  
• Man(2): We will file charges. Stop calling. :
  
• LPC: Do I have to pick up, or can you :
  
• LPC: come to me with the boats? :
  
• Man(2): Who is this? :
  
• LPC: This is snake. :
  
• Man(1): Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I was, uh… wondering if you guys :
  
• LPC: would accept a gold chain for… a boat. :
  
• Man(1): a boat. Yeah, and you'd call :
  
• Man(1): like a thousand times, Jason. My name's :
  
• Man(1): Oh, okay, Ben. You and your boyfriend Jason: :
  
• Man(1): Have fun on your little C-Dil Islander, :
  
• Man(1): and… do anything you wanna do, okay? :
  
• Man(1): You can play with skis, you can do anything you want. :
  
• Man(1): Have fun. :
  
• Man(1): We both here. :
  
• Man(1): Gay is both in town. :
  
• LPC: Listen up, dude. :
  
• LPC: Are you guys queer or what? :
  
• Man(1): Yeah, I've got to knock you off. :
  
• LPC: That’s what I thought! :
  
• Man(1): My name’s Jason :
  
• Man(1): I'm gay. :
  
• Man(1): I love it in my ass! :
  
• LPC: Are you gonna trade my gold chain for your water skis or not? :
  
• Man(1): We don't have any water skis. :
  
• Man(1): We don’t even have any water skis and we're not trading anything in, dude! :
  
• Man(1): Stop calling. :
  
• Man(1): If you continue to call, :
  
• Man(1): harassment. We got your number already. So that unknown… crap that you’re doin’, it doesn’t work. :
  
• LPC: Uh-oh. :
  
• Man(1): Yeah, and that's 4, 5, 6, yeah. It doesn't work, bro. :
  
• LPC: Your bogus Craigslist is not gonna work. :
  
• Man(1): What’re you talking about, bro?! :
  
• Man(1): We’re gonna trade our— a— a skis for a freaking gold chain! How dumb are you? :
  
• LPC: It’s a long chain, dude. :
  
• Man(1): I don’t care if it’s "a long chain"! :
  
• Man(1): Money costs and bullshit loss, bro. :
  
• LPC: Pshh… You never heard o’ Byron, though, huh? :
  
• Man(1): Byron. No, Byron? :
  
• LPC: That dude goes, like, :
  
• LPC: 200 miles an hour in a boat. :
  
• Man(1): Oh, that's awesome, dude. That's awesome. That's cool. :
  
• Man(2): I bet he’ll go 200 miles an hour in your ass, too! :
  
• LPC: Shh… So I got one chain for one boat, period, :
  
• LPC: end o’ discussion. :
  
• Man(1): Dude, I’m not doin’ it! Stop callin’! Why do you, like, continue to call? :
  
• Man(1): You like continue to call. It’s comical. :
  
• LPC: I have never called you before. :
  
• LPC: I saw it on Craigslist or Emily’s List or whatever it was and I called. :
  
• Man(1): Probably. :
  
• Man(1): Dude, you call a lot, bro. Don’t act dumb. :
  
• Man(1): Don't be stupid. :
  
• LPC: You got that covered. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to knock you out. :
  
• LPC: And then I'm going to ride around in a boat all day. :
  
• Man(1): You don't even know what I look like. :
  
• Man(1): I just, I love, just please, come over here and not try to knock me out. :
  
• Man(1): That’d be awesome! :
  
• Man(2): Come over to Nevada boat company. :
  
• Man(2): We partnered up with them, too. :
  
• Man(2): We're going to start storing our boat for us here. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to take you out, period. :
  
• Man(1): Who are you going to take me out and stick me in my head, you all over? :
  
• Man(1): I'll never have been out of the steakhouse. :
  
• LPC: I’ll meet you at the Steakhouse. :
  
• Man(1): Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. :
  
• Man(1): So you must not be gettin’ very good business, huh? :
  
• LPC: Me? :
  
• Man(1): Yeah, do you? :
  
• LPC: Oh, my business is great. :
  
• Man(1): So your business is so great you gotta call and harass people? :
  
• LPC: It’s Friday night, man, :
  
• LPC: and you’re the one on Craigslist so… you work it out. :
  
• Man(1): Oh, we're on Craigslist, and we're going to work it up? :
  
• Man(1): I’m not on Craigslist, jackass. :
  
• LPC: I’m lookin’ right at it. :
  
• Man(1): What's it said? :
  
• LPC: Says, "Call you for boats… prick". :
  
• Man(1): "Call me for boats"? :
  
• Man(1): That’s what it says right now? :
  
• Man(1): Call me for boats. :
  
• LPC: Prick. :
  
• Man(1): Oh, you're very conical, don't you? :
  
• Man(1): Mew-D-D-D-D-Huddy. :
  
• Man(1): I honestly wanna know if you have nothin’ better to do than call people on Craigslist. :
  
• Man(1): These guys are complete moron. :
  
• Man(2): I live off of Hokie and bubble up and I rent my house because I can't afford to buy my own fucking house. :
  
• LPC: What do you care where I live? :
  
• Man(2): You’re 35 years old goin’ nowhere in live, right? :
  
• Man(2): You're getting out with Nevada boat company. :
  
• Man(2): You're doing nothing, right? :
  
• LPC: I’m the one askin’ the questions here… :
  
• LPC: Prick. :
  
• Man(1): Dude, you're a weird. :
  
• Man(1): There he is. :
  
• Man(1): Gosh, you're making my day. :
  
• Man(1): This is awesome. :
  
• Man(2): I want to hear, :
  
• Man(2): this team is being stupid :
  
• Man(2): because you’re making yourself :
  
• Man(2): sound like a complete imbecile. :
  
• Man(2): You’re awesome. :
  
• Man(2): Dude, are you high right now? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• Man(1): Dude, stop calling. :
  
• LPC: I need jet skis. :
  
• Man(1): Dude, we don’t have jet skis, :
  
• Man(1): we don’t have skis, :
  
• Man(1): we don’t have chains, :
  
• Man(1): we don’t have anchors, :
  
• Man(1): We don't have any of that crap. :
  
• Man(2): We are, we are rental company. :
  
• Man(2): You can rent used dildos to fuck Jason Fulton in the ass. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• Man(2): What did Ceeoo Island? :
  
• Man(2): Like me? :
  
• Man(2): And partner up with Nevada Company, if you like, as well. :
  
• LPC: Ya lost me. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :