Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

NBS Electronics

Track 8

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• Byron

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• LPC: NBS Electronics. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I'm looking to bias some valves. :
  
• LPC: Say again. :
  
• LPC: I'm looking to, ah...bias some valves :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: And, ah...wanted to do a quick turnaround on that one. :
  
• LPC: Alright, are you asking me can I bias your amp, or are you asking me for advice as to how you can do it? :
  
• LPC: I'm asking you what time I can come and pick the...thing up...from you. :
  
• LPC: the thing up from you. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: let's see...ah, what is it? :
  
• LPC: It's a gorilla amp. :
  
• LPC: A gorilla? :
  
• LPC: Yep. :
  
• LPC: I was not aware that Gorilla made any amplifiers that had vacuum tubes in them. :
  
• LPC: Well, I put some gorilla snot on there so you could pick the thing up. :
  
• LPC: Who's this? :
  
• LPC: This is Byron. :
  
• LPC: Byron. :
  
• LPC: Okay, Byron. :
  
• LPC: Are we local in Denver, Byron? :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Okay...so you're Loco, right? Is that your name? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: That's what you just said. :
  
• LPC: No, it's not what I said...I :
  
• LPC: said, "are you local in Denver?" :
  
• LPC: Okay, how much is gorilla snot? :
  
• LPC: Ah, man...you sound like you're talking through a tremolo unit, man. :
  
• LPC: How much is gorilla snot? :
  
• LPC: How much does gorilla snot cost? :
  
• LPC: Well, there is...there is a product called Gorilla :
  
• LPC: Snot...guitar players use :
  
• LPC: it to put on their fingers to keep from dropping picks. :
  
• LPC: I don't sell that particular product, :
  
• LPC: ah...and I don't know how much it is. But I have heard of it. :
  
• LPC: I use Gorilla Snot when I'm crackin' whips. :
  
• LPC: When you're crackin' whips? :
  
• LPC: You sound like you're talking through, ah...octaver pedal. :
  
• LPC: It's a bad connection, man. Where are you calling from? :
  
• LPC: Why are you talking through an effect pedal? :
  
• LPC: I'm not talking through an effect pedal. :
  
• LPC: Where are you calling from? :
  
• LPC: I'm an ear. :
  
• LPC: Erie, Colorado? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: And I'm gettin' ready to crack some whips. :
  
• LPC: You wanna crack some whips? :
  
• LPC: Okay, and who do you wanna crack these whips on? :
  
• LPC: I got a gorilla amp, and I need it biased, :
  
• LPC: And I need, ah...triple turnaround time. :
  
• LPC: Triple turnaround time...let :
  
• LPC: Let me ask your question, dude. :
  
• LPC: kind of fuckin' drugs are you on? :
  
• LPC: Charlie, you sound like you're talking through a squeeze box or somethin'. :
  
• LPC: Well, regardless of what I'm talkin' through, what kind of drugs have you been doin', dude? :
  
• LPC: The only thing I know, is I got my hands all full of Gorilla Snot, and I'm on my way down there, and I'm gonna crack my frickin' whip. :
  
• LPC: All right, you're going to crack the whip, man. :
  
• LPC: Who are you going to crack the whip on? :
  
• LPC: You're gonna...feel my grip. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna see your ribs? :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna grab hold of your lips! :
  
• LPC: Dude, I cannot fucking understand you. :
  
• LPC: It sounds like you're talkin' :
  
• LPC: talking through a wow-wow pedal. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm not. :
  
• LPC: I think y'are. :
  
• LPC: Period. :
  
• LPC: Welll...you know what? :
  
• LPC: How about I don't give a rat's ass what you think? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you quit wasting my time, asshole? :
  
• LPC: I got shit to do. :
  
• LPC: Ah...I got some valves I need looked at, Charlie...and, :
  
• LPC: ah...if it ain't done right, :
  
• LPC: somebody's butt's gon' to get whooped. :
  
• LPC: Oh, really. :
  
• LPC: Well, that'll be interesting...because... :
  
• LPC: Because if you come about here to whoop me, :
  
• LPC: you done brought a whip :
  
• LPC: to a fuckin' gunfight, dude. And that means :
  
• LPC: you're going to die. :