Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Melissa Prophet

Track 2

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Track details

A

Aliases

• Giannini

E

Establishments

• Isotoner Gloves

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• LPC: Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: This is, ah...Giannini, :
  
• LPC: How you doing? :
  
• LPC: What can I do for you, Giannini? :
  
• LPC: Yes, I work with isotone of gloves. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, well, wonderful. :
  
• LPC: That's very, very exciting for you..I :
  
• LPC: I think you've got the wrong number. :
  
• LPC: No...we need someone to..to...show off our gloves. Model our gloves. :
  
• LPC: What's for Iso Tos gloves, Gina? What's your name again, babe? :
  
• LPC: Giannini. :
  
• LPC: Great. So we have got some Iso Tona gloves and you want someone to show off your gloves. :
  
• LPC: How much money do you want to pay, and how real are you, :
  
• LPC: I'm not buying this, Giannini. :
  
• LPC: Not buying it? Well, how about to the tune of $1,800? :
  
• LPC: $1,800. You need a guy. :
  
• LPC: We need a gal. :
  
• LPC: You need a gal. :
  
• LPC: let me have the number where you can be reached, at the company. :
  
• LPC: My direct line is 123-4567...and the event is on the 12th of this month. :
  
• LPC: But your number is 123-4567..what's your area code, babe? :
  
• LPC: It's 000. :
  
• LPC: So, gee, I'm not. :
  
• LPC: So...I've never heard of such a number, dear. :
  
• LPC: Well, that's my direct line, so... :
  
• LPC: So if someone were to dial 000-123-4567, they'd you reach you, right? :
  
• LPC: Well, yeah. This is Isotoner Gloves. :
  
• LPC: maybe you've heard of us, maybe you haven't...but, uhm...I can s- :
  
• LPC: I've heard of you. :
  
• LPC: of course I've heard of you, but I've never heard of area :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm calling you right now, but it was the other two. :
  
• LPC: Have you ever heard of Colibri Lighters? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: I've heard of Isotone gloves, not Calibri light. :
  
• LPC: I use Colibri Lighters, :
  
• LPC: I use Isotoner Gloves... :
  
• LPC: Honey, you're calling me from a blocked number, and you just gave me a number that doesn't work, so, so far... :
  
• LPC: That is not true. :
  
• LPC: That is not true. :
  
• LPC: I'm ready to... :
  
• LPC: Listen to me. Call me back and open your line up and we'll talk about doing some business, okay? :
  
• LPC: I'll send you PayPal half of the amount, up front. :
  
• LPC: Well, I don't understand why you don't have a number, honey. :
  
• LPC: I just gave it to you. :
  
• LPC: I just dialed it from another number. :
  
• LPC: I'm sitting here with two assistants. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: And we just dialed 000-124567. :
  
• LPC: No, it's 123-4567. :
  
• LPC: We dialed it. :
  
• LPC: Let me go try you one more time. :
  
• LPC: We've got plenty of time. :
  
• LPC: Let me have your email address and I'll shoot you a payment right now. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, your number doesn't work, babe. :
  
• LPC: Why would I give you my email? :
  
• LPC: I've got six email addresses and :
  
• LPC: I'd be happy to give you one, but there's no payment because you don't have a number :
  
• LPC: which basically means :
  
• LPC: you don't exist with your I can tell them what all I need to back from a real :
  
• LPC: member let me figure out this you're real and we'll talk if there's not enough money for me to :
  
• LPC: sit here and let you entertain yourself okay you need to be able to use a lighter :
  
• LPC: that's the only stipulation I think you better go back to doing the drugs :
  
• LPC: you just finished off before you called me okay what is that supposed to mean I'm looking for :
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's no dancers around here, you should really stop calling this number. :
  
• LPC: Either a model or a singer or a dancer or a dance. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, no models, no singers, no dancers, no nothing, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop calling this number. :
  
• LPC: I heard you a pretty good dancer, over here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who the hell is this? Is this, Carlos? :
  
• LPC: This is Giannini. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know you. You don't know us. You should really stop calling this number before I report it or block you. :
  
• LPC: I wanna do a little dancing tonight, how's that sound? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you go ahead and do your dancing. Call somebody else. Stop fucking with us. :
  
• LPC: Please enjoy. :
  
• LPC: the music while your party is reached. :
  
• LPC: I am Giannini, I am with Isotoner Gloves... :
  
• LPC: Right, you're the same fucking retard that called me yesterday, OK? :
  
• LPC: Lose my number. :
  
• LPC: Okay, you don't have a business deal. :
  
• LPC: you're an obsessed fan and a stalker, :
  
• LPC: And frankly, you're boring. :
  
• LPC: You're not even a good bagie, all right? :
  
• LPC: You're a fucking retard. :
  
• LPC: Let me fit your hand with our gloves and you'll change your tune. :
  
• LPC: I bet you. :
  
• LPC: You don't have any gloves. :
  
• LPC: Either that or you are the most ridiculously verbal human beings. :
  
• LPC: ever. Your brain and your mouth :
  
• LPC: don't match up, okay? :
  
• LPC: Spoke yesterday. He gave me your wrong fucking number. :
  
• LPC: You're a moron. :
  
• LPC: Iso Tone of gloves and lighters and all the rest :
  
• LPC: of your bullshit. Tell it to :
  
• LPC: somebody that fucking gives the shit, you stalker, :
  
• LPC: fucker, loser. :
  
• LPC: Lose my fucking number. :
  
• LPC: Okay? Mr. fucking smarty fan? :
  
• LPC: What do you have to say for yourself? :
  
• LPC: We've got some new products that are gonna drive you wild... :
  
• LPC: You've got some new products to shove up your loser :
  
• LPC: ass! Do you get what a loser you are? :
  
• LPC: We are a winning brand. :
  
• LPC: You're winning brand, your stockership, your obsession with me. :
  
• LPC: Dee, I'm going to give you some jerk off material right now. :
  
• LPC: Get out your towel, okay? :
  
• LPC: Is your towel and your dick in your hand with whoever's with you that is obsessed with me? :
  
• LPC: Go fuck yourself. :
  
• LPC: Fuck your mother, fuck your grandmother, and fuck your sister, okay? :
  
• LPC: Then fucking call me back with your fugazy fucking offers, :
  
• LPC: and your little fucking fanbase over there, :
  
• LPC: and fucking stick it up your ass and drop dead, all right? :
  
• LPC: So there you go. :
  
• LPC: I've given you jerk off the chair. :
  
• LPC: You can tell your friends, :
  
• LPC: spoke to Melissa Popper today, :
  
• LPC: what a charming experience it was, :
  
• LPC: and then I've now given you something to jerk off you. :
  
• LPC: All right, tweet, Tweedard Giovanni. :
  
• LPC: You don't even know your fucking name, by the way. :
  
• LPC: Thanks. :