LPC: Mr. Bulley, can I help you?

LPC: What can I do for you?

LPC: Can you do an ebullient flavor for my tastes?

LPC: I might be able to.

LPC: I am here to greet you.

LPC: Great.

LPC: I am here to greet your flavors that you...

LPC: Okay. What flavor?

LPC: The flavors which I seek.

LPC: Ah, okay.

LPC: Great.

LPC: Ebullience.

LPC: elegance

LPC: okay so what the hell

LPC: you calling about?

LPC: I am not knowing what you mean

LPC: when you say these things

LPC: You, you called me, I didn’t call you.

LPC: the different things you

LPC: say to me

LPC: what do you need

LPC: why are you calling me

LPC: What the hell you calling about?

LPC: I’m gonna hang up, I’m busy at work

LPC: how do you tell you're always

LPC: hello

LPC: Hi there.

LPC: Hi, I need to return a neon gladiator.

LPC: You need to return a what?

LPC: Like a day-glo gladiator.

LPC: A day-glo...gladiator?

LPC: I'm afraid I need my cash back

LPC: uh...compadre. So.

LPC: Okay, I'll get you a cat back as soon as a kid.

LPC: Ok, good.

LPC: You need my name.

LPC: (unintelligible)...you can send a question to our email address,

LPC: Questions of Toyjoy.com.

LPC: You know what?

LPC: You're right. You could send a PayPal to my

LPC: email address right now and just

LPC: do it.

LPC: Yeah, what's your email address, that's a good idea.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Ok, what is it?

LPC: Hot-headed gladiator.

LPC: At Hot Meal...

LPC: Dot Comma.

SPEAKER_03: Brilliant.

SPEAKER_03: Okay.

SPEAKER_03: well thank you for calling (laughs).

LPC: I need about two to three hundred dollars, so.

SPEAKER_03: Okay.

SPEAKER_03: We'll do our best about.

SPEAKER_03: Okay.

SPEAKER_03: Bye.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Hi, what, what time do you open tomorrow?

LPC: I asked you already to please stop calling me.

LPC: What time?

LPC: If you do, I'd like to know what time you open.

LPC: Stop calling me.

LPC: Answer my question.

LPC: Thanks a moment.

LPC: Hey, what time you're open to the time?

LPC: Listen to me.

LPC: you need to stop fuckin’ calling

LPC: me. Stop calling me.

LPC: I just want to know the hours.

LPC: Stop calling me.

LPC: What hours?

LPC: I'll call you right now.

LPC: Stop calling me.

LPC: Is this a business?

LPC: Stop fuckin’ calling me!

LPC: What's the hours tomorrow?

None: Hello.

LPC: Hey.

LPC: What’s going on.

LPC: What’s going on?

LPC: Right.

LPC: Well?

LPC: That depends on who's that.

LPC: This is Camelot Services.

LPC: Camelot Service?

LPC: Yes, sir.

LPC: Never heard of ‘em.

LPC: And we provide, uh, transportation and entertainment on Cinco de Mayo.

LPC: (SFX) And we’re gonna be picking you up about 10 o’clock tomorrow morning.

LPC: How does that sound?

LPC: No, you’re not either.

LPC: Yes, we will be.

LPC: You, you, you must have the wrong people, ‘cause we’re not going anywhere.

LPC: We're going to pick you up.

LPC: We're going to drop you off.

LPC: I, I, I’m not interested in doing that.

LPC: We’ve got other things to do.

LPC: So tell me what’s your, uh, how much you weigh?

None: Hello.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Can you tell me, uh, how much you weigh approximately?

None: Yes.

LPC: I wanted to get some shoes.

LPC: I don’t know,

LPC: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

LPC: I wanted some special new shoes for Cinco de Mayo, dude.

LPC: Well, we don’t carry it.

LPC: How do you know?

LPC: Because, I’m the owner of the business.

LPC: (SFX) Well, do you have anything in my size?

LPC: I don't know. I can barely hear you.

LPC: You call back when you're taking out speaker.

LPC: I’m not on a speaker.

LPC: Well, it sounds like you are.

LPC: Well it sounds like you don’t know a thing about shoes.

LPC: How is that great?

LPC: Alright, so don’t, don’t call here again.

LPC: I got more money than I know what to do with.

LPC: Thank you.

LPC: I wear it a 12 and a half.

LPC: So what? I don’t care what you wear.

LPC: And I’m looking for a sale.

LPC: Well I don’t got no sale here.

LPC: A 12 and a half or 13 or a 13 and a half?

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: What do you want from us?

LPC: What time were you open?

LPC: Well, I’ll be here until 6:30.

LPC: I'll be there in about five minutes.

LPC: Oh, that's fine.

LPC: Come on in.

LPC: I'm going to come on in.

LPC: I can barely, I can barely hear you and understand you.

LPC: I got $400 to spend.

LPC: Okay, so come on in to the shop.

LPC: Do you understand me?

LPC: Well, you just come on.

LPC: to the shop then. I'm going to spend money up and down in there.

LPC: Alright, come on in.

LPC: You're going to shine my shoes, man.

LPC: Alright, that’s fine, come on in.

LPC: You can sh, spit shine ‘em, right now.

LPC: Nah, you can do that for me.

LPC: You don’t know how to do it?

LPC: No, we don’t do that here.

LPC: I'll spit right on you.

LPC: Yeah, sure. Sure punk

LPC: I'm going to come in there and I'm going to take my...

LPC: Yeah, you’re not gonna come in anywhere.

LPC: I’m gonna take my shoes off, and throw ‘em, throw ‘em up and down.

LPC: Me and you will ffuhhm, meet out in the parking lot.

LPC: Yeah, sure, come on, try your luck.

LPC: Look's not necessary, pal.

LPC: All right. So, just... Don't call here. No more.

LPC: So, how late are you open?

LPC: Don't worry about it. Where I am, where I'm located.

LPC: How much do you weigh? Because I don't want to mess around with any big people.

LPC: It might hurt me, you know?

LPC: No, I don't worry about any big.

LPC: anybody. Okay.

LPC: Because when I come in, I'm going to take my

LPC: shoes off. I'm going to

LPC: put my feet up.

LPC: And I'm going to push you

LPC: around.

LPC: You got me?

LPC: Hey. Hey.

LPC: Hey, John.

LPC: What size?

LPC: Huh?

LPC: What size shoes?

LPC: I need

LPC: no no handle.

LPC: I'm going to...

LPC: Yeah, come on, he’s bigger than me.

LPC: I’m going to take off my shoes

LPC: and throw them at you.

LPC: That's good.

LPC: Are you ejaculating?

LPC: I am going to take my shoe off of you (SFX) and put it on myself. (SFX)

LPC: Wow.

LPC: And I’m going to take your shoes, punk. -

LPC: How is for Matthew?

LPC: All right.

LPC: Hi, can I pick up food?

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Hi.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Shut up.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Shut up.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Shut up.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I can’t hear you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Yeah?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: You?

LPC: I fool you.

LPC: I fofoo you.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: I foo foo you.

LPC: I foo you.

LPC: Wax checks, can I help you?

LPC: Yeah, I need a CDR.

LPC: A, what was it? A CD?

None: The only one they have to.

LPC: I need a CDR.

LPC: CDR.

LPC: We don't.

LPC: don’t carry those.

LPC: We don’t

LPC: We don't.

LPC: Where do I go?

LPC: We don't.

LPC: Where?

LPC: Do I go?

LPC: CDR.

LPC: I'm not, I don't.

LPC: C.D.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: Struck out.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: Struck out.

LPC: I struck out.

LPC: How much does it cost?

LPC: I struck out.

LPC: How much she did it cost?

LPC: What’s their number,

LPC: Do you know?

LPC: I don't have.

LPC: What do you guys do over here?

LPC: We sell CDs and…we sell vinyl.

LPC: Well, sell me a CD then.

LPC: What CD would you like?

LPC: CD-ROM.

LPC: we don’t carry those.

LPC: CD-RAM or ROM?

LPC: Do you want something so you could burn a CD?

LPC: Is that what you want?

LPC: I want to burn a CD-ROM.

LPC: I'm not understanding what you want.

LPC: I, I’m not understanding what you want.

LPC: Like a rewritable CDR.

LPC: Try Office Depot.

LPC: Where are they?

LPC: At Pearl and Colfax.

LPC: Yes.

LPC 8 Medley

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