Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Hollywood Tans

Track 22

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• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling Hollywood Tans. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Stephanie. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How may I help you? :
  
• LPC: I'm Nuno. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Hi, and I was in there there tannin', and tonin' and everything earlier, :
  
• LPC: and...how common is it to use a broom, when you're tanning? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: A broom? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, because that struck me as just being way out there. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um...you don't use a broom when you're tanning. :
  
• LPC: You don't. :
  
• LPC: that's what I thought. :
  
• LPC: So what's going on around here? :
  
• LPC: The guy at my dermatologist said that, ah...I had to ring up, and that you'd pay for my skincare. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Wait, what? :
  
• LPC: He said that you'd pay for it. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: He said that I would pay for it? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about? :
  
• LPC: My dermatologist. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: A dermatologist said that...Hollywood Tans would pay for your... :
  
• LPC: If you're gonna lure me in there and take a broom to my ass, then I'm 'onna...see a skin doctor, :
  
• LPC: You bet you. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I didn't. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: would give you a broom to tan with. :
  
• LPC: I thought it was weird. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your name? :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name? :
  
• LPC: Gloop. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sorry, what was that? :
  
• LPC: Don't be sorry, but listen. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna look up your account. :
  
• LPC: I figure I need quadruple my charge back, and then we'll call it good, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name, so I can figure out what happened? :
  
• LPC: Well, yeah, I'll tell you what happened. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name though, so I can see your account? :
  
• LPC: I got all worked over and everything was weird. :
  
• LPC: Gloop is my last name. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you spell that? :
  
• LPC: What's a G. :
  
• LPC: G...just like... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: G...? Spell the whole name for me. :
  
• LPC: N-U-N-O. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, your last name. :
  
• LPC: G-L-O-P. O-P. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: O-P as in Peter? :
  
• LPC: O-P as in O-P-C-C-C-N-H-N-Hunningham. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: As in what? :
  
• LPC: As in Ron. :
  
• LPC: Howard? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: As in Ron Howard? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about? As in... :
  
• LPC: I have to spell your last name. :
  
• LPC: You know darn well who he is. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know who Ron Howard is, but that doesn't help me [metallic reverberation] spell your last name. :
  
• LPC: It's N-U-N-O. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Your last name is N-U-N-O. :
  
• LPC: That's my first name. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name? :
  
• LPC: You guys are working me around here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I'm trying to figure out your last name so I can pull up your account and see what's going on. :
  
• LPC: I can't even pull up my socks here. :
  
• LPC: It's in some in some. :
  
• LPC: much pain. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you spell your last name? :
  
• LPC: Gloop, just like it sounds. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I, but I, G-L-O-O-P. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: O-P, as in Peter. :
  
• LPC: O-P as an O-P-T-T-L-Taylor. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That doesn't help me. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know who Opie Taylor is. G-L-O-O-P, right? :
  
• LPC: From Mayberry. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't, I still have no idea what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what on earth I'm supposed to do. :
  
• LPC: My skin... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Ah...you're not in :
  
• SPEAKER_00: inner system at all. So I don't think you've ever been here. :
  
• LPC: It feels like nylon. I can't get it out of my system. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Your what? :
  
• LPC: I can't get this feeling out of my system. I've had it all day since I was over there. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What feeling? :
  
• LPC: [double clicking] I feel like I've got a seatbelt on, all the time. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: But how does that have anything to do with tanning? :
  
• LPC: I have to see the emperor in ten minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you... :
  
• LPC: Of China. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you seriously have a problem? :
  
• LPC: You are working me around, girl! And your whole company is. [chimes] :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Ah...I have looked in the account, you're not in the system, and I don't understand what happened. :
  
• LPC: I'm Nuno and you're jerking me around. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not jerking you around. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: what...I'm trying to get what happened. (What happened?) :
  
• LPC: What happened? :
  
• LPC: I was never given a bucket when I set foot in there. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: A bucket? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't need a bucket when you tan. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can't. :
  
• LPC: Up in Nantucket, you might. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I can't handle this. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you really have a problem, please call that. :