Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Halfway House

Track 21

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• Troy Wolf

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• None: Hello? :
  
• LPC: I'm calling about the job. :
  
• LPC: About the job? About the cooking job, position? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you're sorry to be there. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm good. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: So, can I send a resume and keep it on file? :
  
• LPC: Sure. Send it over to Florence Avenue. :
  
• LPC: that's Downey, California. :
  
• LPC: 9024. :
  
• LPC: Okay. Is it okay if I just bring the application in? :
  
• LPC: Sure, you can bring it in. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Okay. I got some different things I cook. I use a chafing dish. I have sterno. :
  
• LPC: Maybe I could just bring it all and... give you a little demonstration. How's that sound? :
  
• LPC: Uhhh... The resume will be fine. Just the resume. You can go ahead and drop it off. :
  
• LPC: Just the resume? :
  
• LPC: Yes, please. :
  
• LPC: Uhhh..... Would you accept a muffin at all, just as a sample? :
  
• LPC: So you get a feel for what I do? :
  
• LPC: Uh... Sure. Yeah, you can bring one. :
  
• LPC: Okay. And uhh... I make this jungle juice... stuff. It's real real good. :
  
• LPC: So maybe you can give that a... :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: try. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: What kind of hours are you looking for? :
  
• LPC: We open at four, so we're late hours. :
  
• LPC: The kitchen we usually done by 12, 30. :
  
• LPC: I'm in the halfway house and I have to be back at 11. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Could we work that out somehow? :
  
• LPC: Uh... Well, first of all the position's already filled, so that would actually be... something :
  
• LPC: that would have to be dealt with in the future if we do decide to go with anybody else. :
  
• LPC: But I have quite a few people on the list that are still waiting also. So you'd have to... :
  
• LPC: Just drop off your resume, and then... umm.... I'll have it on file and if anything changes with these other applicants that I had already, :
  
• LPC: uh... then... umm... I'll... I'll have your information on file. :
  
• LPC: Hey, I'm not a quitter. :
  
• LPC: I'm in a halfway house, but I'm bound and determined, partner. :
  
• LPC: Okay, okay, buddy. :
  
• LPC: I got sterno, I got a chafing dish, I got all kinds of stuff I can heat up. :
  
• LPC: Okay. Well, we have all our equipment here, so... But just go ahead and uhh... send in or bring your resume. :
  
• LPC: Buddy, I'm in a halfway house. :
  
• LPC: right now. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Can't you help me out? :
  
• LPC: Uhh... well... Like I said, right now I... already have a lot of applicants that we already went through and interviewed. :
  
• LPC: so that ad was like a month old. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: Well let me give you a nacho, and you can taste it, and you can see that I've got what it takes. :
  
• LPC: Well, you're telling me you're going to bring me a nacho. :
  
• LPC: You're going to remember when my mom runs the kitchen, so you're going to be... :
  
• LPC: If anybody that's working here is going to be working under my mom, :
  
• LPC: and I doubt that anybody makes better nachos than my mom. :
  
• LPC: No more. :
  
• LPC: like that. But, like what I said, go ahead and send in your resume, and I'll have it on file. :
  
• LPC: And if anything changes with these other thirty-five applicants that I have on file, I'll have your application. :
  
• LPC: Are you just being macho or what? :
  
• LPC: Am I being macho? :
  
• LPC: I love, but you know what? How about if you just forget about your dollar's number, okay? :
  
• LPC: I'm- Don't send your resume... Don't send your :
  
• LPC: resume. Forget about it. This is not a place for you to be working at- :
  
• LPC: 'Hey, c'mon! Give me a shot!' ------------------------------ :
  
• LPC: Hey, this is Troy with those nachos. What's going on, dude? :
  
• LPC: Uh, not much, but you know what what? Uh, uh, uh... Your demeanor is not something that I would actually have as an employee, so... umm... I'm not looking for anybody with your kind of demeanor to be working here at a family establishment. :
  
• LPC: I can barely hear you. You got a bad connection. But umm... Just try my nachos real quick. :
  
• LPC: Actually, no. You know what? Like I told you before, like I said earlier, your demeanor is not something that would be acceptable here at a family restaurant. :
  
• LPC: Why? :
  
• LPC: Especially a cop bar. :
  
• LPC: this is a cop. This is what we are here. All cops. So, do these stuff in favor. :
  
• LPC: lose this humber. Don't ever call it again. Next time you call it's gonna be borderline harassment. :
  
• LPC: And I would not like to... for me to wake up some of my buddies over here. And make sure they trace this phone call- :
  
• LPC: Hey. Hey. -and find out who this is. :
  
• LPC: Cops love me. They love my muffins, everything. :
  
• LPC: Okay, well not here in this place. Alright? Oh no? :
  
• LPC: Have a good day, buddy. Lose his number. I'll call it again. :
  
• LPC: What number is this? So I can make sure I get rid of it. What is the number? So I can make sure I get rid of it. :
  
• LPC: What is the number? :
  
• LPC: You... You know the number you're calling. Don't call it again. :
  
• LPC: What about my resume? :
  
• LPC: The number you just dialed. That's the number you need to avoid. :
  
• LPC: I can barely hear you, man. :
  
• LPC: Wh... What is your name again? :
  
• LPC: This is Troy. :
  
• LPC: Troy... What is the last name? :
  
• LPC: I'm the best. What's the pay like? What's the- :
  
• LPC: What is your last name, Troy? :
  
• LPC: Wolf. :
  
• LPC: Wolf? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Okay, Troy Wolf. Do yourself a favor. :
  
• LPC: I'm assuming you said your from a halfway house right? :
  
• LPC: Right. :
  
• LPC: So that would mean probably that you don't have a cell phone. :
  
• LPC: So this phone number that is coming up on my caller ID, I'm assuming that it's from your halfway house. :
  
• LPC: That's right. :
  
• LPC: Correct? :
  
• LPC: Right. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: so.... when you hang up, the next phone call that I'll be making is to the halfway house :
  
• LPC: and I'm going to making a complaint to you- :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Mr. Troy Wolf or somebody else that's sitting there that's harassing this particular telephone number that I'm calling. :
  
• LPC: And... uh... 213 number, I'm thinking that you're somewhere in LA, :
  
• LPC: Correct? :
  
• LPC: So, LAPD will be... investigating, and finding out who's calling... one of their bars and harassing the patrons here- :
  
• LPC: So do yourself a favor Mr. Troy Wolf. :
  
• LPC: Don't call this number again. :
  
• LPC: Don't call this number again. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna repeat it one more time. :
  
• LPC: Do not call this number again. :
  
• LPC: Do you understand me? :
  
• LPC: Just take my resume and my nacho and- :
  
• LPC: No, no. :
  
• LPC: Give me a chance. :
  
• LPC: Have- Have a good day. :
  
• LPC: I'm Troy Woof. :
  
• LPC: Okay, Troy Wolf. :
  
• LPC: Don't call me back. :
  
• LPC: Don't do it. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to do it if you keep. :
  
• LPC: Don't call me cause I- I'm in a halfway house, dude. :
  
• LPC: Okay, well, your not gonna- You're gonna be back in prison if you keep calling and harassing me. :
  
• LPC: You're just being macho. :
  
• LPC: Stop it. Stop it. :
  
• LPC: George's. :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Troy. :
  
• LPC: Okay. Got it all wrong, buddy. Goodbye. :
  
• None: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Troy with the nachos. :
  
• LPC: Dude, it's your last chance. :
  
• LPC: Uh, Troy. I already told you. Stop calling here. :
  
• LPC: Why? Because... Stop calling. You're harassing. I've got the recipes and I've got the... :
  
• LPC: chafing dish to back it up. Stop calling. Leave it alone. I'll back it up. Okay. I'm going to call :
  
• LPC: your, you know what? I'm going to call your halfway house and I'm going to call your parole officer and I'm :
  
• LPC: gonna call everybody and let them know that you're harassing- Oh! Don't do it! Please! :
  
• LPC: I'm- I'm gonna do that. I need another opportunity. I'm gonna do it. :