Christine: Well, it's only 3.30.

Christine: 9.4.3.675. 9.4.675.

Christine: need to get some contact numbers on musicians,

Christine: so… And I know this is not really the right number but this is the number they gave

Christine: 9.4.3, 675, 9.4.3, 675.

Christine: know—I don’t know what’s going on.

LPC: Good morning.

Christine: Alright, yeah.

Christine: I don't know if you guys over there are, well, I know a lot of news issues are on drugs, but when you say 4 o'clock, do you mean 3.30, that you close?

LPC: Our hours are 10 AM to 4 PM.

Christine: Yeah, well… 3:30 I called—you were closed. Now, can you get me a—

LPC: Yesterday?

Christine: What to my name?

LPC: Yesterday we were open ’til—

LPC: We were open ’til four yesterday.

Christine: I said I called 3:30—you weren’t there!

Christine: Don’t tell me!

Christine: I got my...

Christine: producer and director here right by me.

Christine: Now, you want to try that.

Christine: I need to find two musicians.

LPC: I don’t know why…

Christine: ”Why” I have to talk to musicians?

Christine: Sir, how long have you been there?

LPC: I’ve been here for ‘bout half an hour and I’m tryin’ to help you—

Christine: I said, how many years have you been there?

LPC: Five.

Christine: Oh, gee whiz! I’ve only been here 20.

Christine: Now, get me to where I can get these names and contact numbers.

LPC: Who do you want to contact numbers?

Christine: Tom Hopkins and, um, James Burton.

LPC: Don’t have any members by that name.

Christine: You know what? Get me your supervisor.

Christine: Lady, you’re knocking me out with your funniness.

Christine: Get me your supervisor.

Christine: Get me your boss. Now.I’ve

Christine: had people fired there that’s been there 10 years!

LPC: Really?

Christine: Get me your supervisor now.

LPC: There’s no one here right now.

Christine: Well, you know what, ladies?

Christine: you must be on the rag right now.

Christine: So you better get me James Burton—and you know that he’s listed.

Christine: You know, you're trying to be funny.

Christine: And the only thing is, your voice is on tape.

Christine: So even though I don’t have your name, you’re still fired!

Christine: Now get me somebody now that will help me.

Christine: And they stop.

Christine: If you're left, watch yourself.

LPC: We have no members by that name.

Christine: James Burton.

Christine: who plays the elder.

LPC: Not a member, sorry.

Christine: Uh, it— D’you know what!? James Burton. That’s right!

LPC: Not a member here. Nuh-uh.

Christine: All right, now, shall I do this?

Christine: I’ll call James at home.

Christine: You wanna give me your name

Christine: What did you stand for that?

Christine: First and last.

LPC: What is your name?

Christine: Christine Ward.

Christine: I'll call James at his house.

Christine: And tell him that you don't have to listen as a member.

Christine: And let me see how long you're going to be there.

Christine: I assume that you’re a musician.

LPC: Can I help you with anything else?

Christine: I assume, let me tell you something.

Christine: We already have your home number, but you sound like a woman.

Christine: You sound like a woman, but we wrote me.

Christine: we can’t help that.

Christine: Now! What I’m gonna do, again: are you gonna get me the name,

Christine: or you're going to get me the number?

Christine: or you're going to still play games.

Christine: And then I’ll get to the CEO and see how long you’re gonna be there.

Christine: If you don’t think I can do— You’re on tape now, sir!

Christine: So I'll miss, whatever the hell of your name, make your wife.

Christine: Now! What I’m gonna ask you again… You’re already fired!

Christine: But if you don’t wanna get me the names and the contact numbers of James Burton and Tom Hopkins,

Christine: and that's up to you.

Christine: Are you gonna do it or not?

LPC: No member here by that name.

Christine: I'm going to tell you something.

Christine: there will be no employee by your name, either.

Christine: This is one of the greatest actors of all time,

Christine: greatest salesperson of all time,

Christine: And you’ll soon be seeing me on… TV and motion pictures… all over the

Christine: Thank you.

Christine: you!Thank you for the… great applause!