Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Bertha's

Track 6

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• SPEAKER_00: Bertha's soul food. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, can I get catfish to go? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Ah..you said a catfish to go? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: And what final is with that? :
  
• LPC: Can I get on-i-on... Onions? ...and celery stick... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: We don't have celery stick. :
  
• LPC: And chives. :
  
• LPC: I want to get an orange drink, and a chocolate bar. :
  
• LPC: Say it again? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't hear you, man. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you listen up, man? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you tell your friend to pipe down so you and I can talk here? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's not my friend, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's a customer. :
  
• LPC: I'm not interested in that. :
  
• LPC: How about that? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about you, get off the phone and shut up? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello, I'm going to help you. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, can I get pork loins and an orange drink? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we have all that for you. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just come down here and order, and you should be all in the game. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: OK, fruitcake? :
  
• LPC: That's not all. I'd also like some fish in there. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Catfish? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Actually, not. So... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What kind? :
  
• LPC: I'll give you time to get a pen and then you can, ah...work it out. :
  
• LPC: How's that sound, junior? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That sounds perfect. :
  
• LPC: 'Kay, great. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Give me 20 minutes and need me ready. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: come your butt down here and you can order. :
  
• LPC: Sharpen your pencil, and, ah...write it down. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about you you, you should open my pencil for me? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Want to shove my pencil? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bye. :
  
• LPC: What's up? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, um, I want to get a pickup. :
  
• LPC: Do you want to pick up? :
  
• LPC: I need neck bones. :
  
• LPC: Pork or beef? :
  
• LPC: Pork neck. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Pork neck. :
  
• LPC: How's that s- :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is that dark meat? :
  
• LPC: So... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: OK, what's your name? :
  
• LPC: Ah...Nick. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nick. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nick the dick. Okay. Be ready for you in 10-15 minutes. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm here now, so I'll just step in and pick it up. :
  
• LPC: How's that grab you? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sounds great. :
  
• LPC: [music] OK, and I'm going to use coins, and probably might take a long time, so..probably not gonna like it. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dance with the devil in the pale moon light. :
  
• LPC: We're dancing with my fists. :
  
• LPC: It's gonna be lights out when I'm done with you. [music] :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, it's fine. :
  
• LPC: I need neckbones, buddy. [music] :
  
• None: Alright, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Grabber. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay. Talk you later. You come, Gus and talk monger. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna hang up. Bye-bye. And I'm not gonna call back, so don't even bother answering, because :
  
• LPC: it's not going to be me. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just for that, I won't answer. Now. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna fax you three pages in a row, right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, not three pages. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's too much. :
  
• LPC: I'm doing it. :
  
• LPC: And then I'm going to come in there, and I'm going to come in there, and I'm going to not buy anything. :
  
• LPC: How's that sound? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Tell you what, how about we get together and save the rainforest? :
  
• LPC: You're going to be able to find your way. :
  
• LPC: out...when I'm done...throttlin' ya. :
  
• LPC: Okay, willy-whacker. :
  
• LPC: Cause it's gonna be end of business here, for you; pretty soon. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're not a real restaurant anyway. :
  
• LPC: You can say that again. :
  
• LPC: So, seriously, skeleton necks, right? :
  
• LPC: That's what you guys got, right? [music] :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Mr. Willy-Whacker. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: How often do you whack your willy? :
  
• LPC: Gonna squeeze my weapon, pretty quick. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I'm not talking about your weenie, man. :
  
• LPC: Yes, you were. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about steel. :
  
• LPC: Yes, you were. :
  
• LPC: I'm talking about steel. :
  
• LPC: You were talking about it three times, just now. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Huh? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, you heard me. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: A Willie Wacker? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, you're a willy-whacker. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I didn't say you were whacking. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: your willy, you were just whacking willies. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Willie that random. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You see him where if Willie, you wacky. :
  
• LPC: That's what you're talkin'. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Check it out, Jello Spine. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know that you're a pillow biters and grab her, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: But Pirate is what you call. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now, that's no problem. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got no problem with that. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's your lifestyle. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: But you don't have to call up here trying to force your lifestyle on us :
  
• SPEAKER_00: hard-working individuals. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody wants to hear about your butt games, okay? :
  
• LPC: Especially with your skeleton meat that you've got. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Skeleton, yeah, yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah. I tell you what, take this skeleton bone and shove it right up your mom. :
  
• LPC: I don't eat shit like that. :
  
• LPC: Neckbones? Hell no. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You put this bone in your mouth, you're saying. :
  
• LPC: That's what you're all about, isn't it? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, no. You're not putting nothing of mine in your mouth. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not like that. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just told you, you're not :
  
• SPEAKER_00: going to impose your lifestyle on me. :
  
• LPC: You're promoting some sort of neck bone, and I don't like it melts in your mouth. :
  
• LPC: I want a refund. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You got it. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Tell me sir, are you a r'tard? :
  
• LPC: That's not very friendly. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: So, how long have you been gay? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Westwood, West L.A.? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where is it the gay people are at? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Your house? :
  
• LPC: I don't know. :
  
• LPC: I want some catfish, bro. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wanna talk to your mom. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, we can make a movie her and me. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can write out the title..."My :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Mom Takes Stiff Black One." :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No? :
  
• LPC: I want an orange soda. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, we have orange soda. :
  
• LPC: And a chocolate bar. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have a chocolate bar. :
  
• LPC: Okay, I'll take it. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where? :
  
• LPC: Pick up. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You'll take it, where? Where will you take it? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Right up the wazoo, huh? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look, man, I've had enough of your games now. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't you go home and whack your willy a bit longer, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: tell your little girlfriend over there to help you. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I hear him calling and giggling in the background. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: But he's jagging on your cat. :
  
• LPC: Okay, you done? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, wait, wait, I like that. Turn that up a little? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Could you turn that up a little? :
  
• LPC: You done? I'm about out of time. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're out of time? :
  
• LPC: It's been good. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, we've had fun. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I still wanna milk your mom. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: don't want to milk your mom. :
  
• LPC: And now I'm going to whoop your ass. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're great, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're great. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who taught you this? :