Longmont Potion Castle 7 · 2009

Spicy Legato

Track 4

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Aliases

• Dusty Staccato

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• LPC: Go get Lucas for me. :
  
• LPC: Who the fucking is Lucas? :
  
• LPC: He's my friend. :
  
• LPC: I don't care if he's your friend, bud! There's nobody here with that name, okay? :
  
• LPC: He's-he's your friend, too. :
  
• LPC: Shit! I'm gonna call the police, and they gonna get you, okay? :
  
• LPC: What for, dude? :
  
• LPC: Help me out. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: You know, I got your number, okay? :
  
• LPC: That's 550, okay? :
  
• LPC: be-don't be stupid, okay? :
  
• LPC: Don't be fooling around. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, okay? :
  
• LPC: Whoever you are, there is nobody with that fucking name over here, Lucas, okay? :
  
• LPC: I got your number, 5-5-0... :
  
• LPC: That's not my number. :
  
• LPC: ...fucking around over here, okay? :
  
• LPC: That's not my number. :
  
• LPC: Yes, it is. :
  
• LPC: No, it isn't. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello, it's Middy. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Smitty. :
  
• LPC: No, you have the wrong number. :
  
• LPC: No, no...I'm calling for Spicy Legato. :
  
• LPC: There is nobody with that name. :
  
• LPC: I got a carburetor from him. :
  
• LPC: No, you have the wrong number. :
  
• LPC: I don't have nothing to do with the carburetor from nobody. :
  
• LPC: From Spicy Legato. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what you talking about, :
  
• LPC: You have the wrong number. :
  
• LPC: I am Smitty, and I got your number from Spicy Legato. :
  
• LPC: What the fuck you talking about? :
  
• LPC: I was nobody without something. :
  
• LPC: name here, okay? :
  
• LPC: You remember him? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Spicy. :
  
• LPC: No, I don't know anybody with the Spicy name. :
  
• LPC: I got the number from Spicy Legato. :
  
• LPC: Okay, that's good for :
  
• LPC: Spicy Legato, but who are you trying to call? :
  
• LPC: I'm Smitty. :
  
• LPC: He gave me your number. :
  
• LPC: You are responsible for the carburetor. :
  
• LPC: Dude, you're...dude, I'm telling you right now, :
  
• LPC: I don't know no spicy Legato, okay? :
  
• LPC: They gave you the wrong phone number. :
  
• LPC: I don't know who the hell you're talking to. :
  
• LPC: You got the liability, bud. :
  
• LPC: Hey, dude, you're full of shit. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you stick the liability up your ass, and :
  
• LPC: Come over here and I'll fix the carburetor for you. :
  
• LPC: How about that? :
  
• LPC: You fix it? :
  
• LPC: Okay. You know what, dude? We got your number. :
  
• LPC: Okay. You keep calling over here. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: What I'm going to do is I'm going to go to the police station, :
  
• LPC: and I'm gonna report you for harassment. :
  
• LPC: Okay? :
  
• LPC: For disturbing the peace. How about that? :
  
• LPC: You report spicy legato, bud? :
  
• LPC: No, I'm gonna do. :
  
• LPC: No, I'mma report your ass for fucking bothering me at home, alright? :
  
• LPC: I don't know who fucking spicy Legato is, :
  
• LPC: you stupid son of a bitch. :
  
• LPC: How about that? :
  
• LPC: You meet me. :
  
• LPC: Meet you where? :
  
• LPC: You tell me where? :
  
• LPC: You got to come downtown, man. :
  
• LPC: Downtown. :
  
• LPC: Fucking stick downtown up your ass, alright? :
  
• LPC: How about that? :
  
• LPC: Spicy and me will meet you downtown, midnight. :
  
• LPC: Spice. :
  
• LPC: Spice..you need Spicy to back you up, or what? :
  
• LPC: You can't do it yourself? :
  
• LPC: You dumb, retarded motherfucker? :
  
• LPC: Fucker? :
  
• LPC: You give me your number. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: This is Dusty. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Dusty staccato. :
  
• LPC: I need a ride. :
  
• LPC: You can give... :
  
• LPC: What you want to speak to? :
  
• LPC: If you can give me a ride, please? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: What is the matter? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: I'm Dusty. :
  
• LPC: You know what? :
  
• LPC: Stop calling because I got your number already. :
  
• LPC: It's 550, okay? :
  
• LPC: Okay? :
  
• LPC: So the next time you call me, go fuck your mother first, and then you can call me, okay? :
  
• LPC: Because it's nothing going to fuck you, okay? :
  
• LPC: I got your number already, so stop calling me, okay, motherfucker? :
  
• LPC: What a fucker? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: What's the matter? :
  
• LPC: You know what'samatter, :
  
• LPC: Okay, son of my bitch? :
  
• LPC: Don't please call me back, okay? :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna find who you are, and you gonna be dead man, motherfucker! :
  
• LPC: Give me a hand. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, okay? :
  
• LPC: I need a ride. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you. :
  
• LPC: you're right and you, okay? :
  
• LPC: My carburetor is... :
  
• LPC: I told you, I have your number already, okay? :
  
• LPC: I got your number. :
  
• LPC: 550, okay? :
  
• LPC: I got your number. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, okay? :
  
• LPC: Give me a ride. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, son of a bitch. :
  
• LPC: Lemme know when... :
  
• LPC: I'm telling you, motherfucker! I don't wanna talk to you! :
  
• LPC: Give me a ride. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, bitch. :
  
• LPC: Tell me what time... :
  
• LPC: I say fuck you. :
  
• LPC: What time... :
  
• LPC: What time... :
  
• LPC: What time you pick me up? :
  
• LPC: I need a ride. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, you ride. :
  
• None: You ride. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello, is Dewey calling. :
  
• LPC: You who? :
  
• LPC: I am Dewey. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Dewey. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Dewey. :
  
• LPC: For who? :
  
• LPC: Dewey. :
  
• LPC: Because I think have wrong number, because...you talking me, what do you need? :
  
• LPC: You talk to me? :
  
• LPC: I talk to you. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, I'm Dewey. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Duy. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, Dewey, bitch. :
  
• LPC: I gotta go vote. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: It's, it's Benson. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you, bang and fuck you. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• None: Yes. :
  
• None: How are you? :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: Ah...who is this? :
  
• LPC: I am smelly. :
  
• LPC: You the same fucking shit :
  
• LPC: that call me every time, :
  
• LPC: You know, every time you call me, :
  
• LPC: you know, the police told me to, :
  
• LPC: to write it down one time you call me, you don't have any time. :
  
• LPC: Oh, no. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Don't do that. :
  
• LPC: I will. :
  
• LPC: I'm smelly. :
  
• LPC: I don't care who you are because I just spoke to the police, alri- :
  
• LPC: No. You don't wanna do that. :
  
• LPC: ...you know, because they gonna catch you, man. :
  
• None: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi there, look, man. :
  
• LPC: Hey, listen, stop calling me, okay? :
  
• LPC: I told you already. I just told you already. :
  
• LPC: already, I just spoke to the police. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, hello. :
  
• LPC: Hey, what the fuck do you want, man? :
  
• LPC: You listen to me, man. :
  
• LPC: I told you, I called the police already, :
  
• LPC: and you fucking called me three times already, okay? :
  
• LPC: And I got your fucking number of home, okay? :
  
• LPC: Alright? :
  
• LPC: Do you understand? :
  
• LPC: Okay, here's the police. :
  
• LPC: You're going to explain to them, okay? :
  
• LPC: Lemme...wait just a minute, okay? :
  
• LPC: Oh, no. :
  
• LPC: Hey, officers, come here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It is important that you contact :
  
• SPEAKER_03: our investigations department at 107829. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Please write it down. Thank you. :
  
• LPC: "You still with us, Lieutenant?" :
  
• LPC: Think so. :
  
• LPC: "I'll know better when I...[sighs]...when I get this elephant off my chest!" :