LPC: Hello?

LPC: Hello there.

LPC: Hold on.

LPC: Here.

LPC: (Rick) I'm trying, I can't see anything to turn it on and

LPC: Hello.

LPC: Yes sir, this is Axelrod up here at United Parcel Service.

LPC: Hi, Axelrod.

LPC: Hi there.

LPC: I'm an administrator out here.

LPC: Looks like we need a check prepared tonight

LPC: and we've got three trucks on our way to you

LPC: with some peat moss out here.

LPC: Pete Moss?

LPC: Yes, sir.

LPC: I don't think you must.

LPC: have the wrong number, or something.

LPC: No.

LPC: We didn't order any moss.

LPC: It's 2,300 pounds.

LPC: 2300 pounds.

LPC: No.

LPC: Sorry.

LPC: We just need a check drafted.

LPC: It's $1,912.

LPC: (Rick) We didn't order it.

LPC: Not us.

LPC: I see the...

LPC: I see the digital signature right here.

LPC: From whom?

LPC: You're the recipient.

LPC: From whom?

LPC: It's from Indonesia.

LPC: Indonesia, 2,300 pounds.

LPC: You must be joking.

LPC: And who is the name on the, uh, digital signature?

LPC: Sincerely not joking with you. I've been here 14 years.

LPC: United Parcel Service.

LPC: (Rick) Who is the number on the digital...I mean...who is the name on the digital signature?

LPC: Ahh, my name's Axelrod.

LPC: No, no.

LPC: The name on the signature, you said.

LPC: You can verify it.

LPC: (Rick) No, I ask the name on the signature.

LPC: Who is it to?

LPC: It's all viewable online right now.

LPC: But I can't.

LPC: I, I, you still haven't told me to it, who it's two.

LPC: It's, It's from, um, Indonesia. It's to Richard,

LPC: I can't make out the...

LPC: (Rick) Richard? I'm not a Richard.

LPC: It's not legible.

LPC: (Rick) And what is the, uh, website that I am to go to to see it?

LPC: UPS.com.

LPC: Okay, hold on.

LPC: I'll pull it up while you're on here.

LPC: UPS going to call it in power.

LPC: I just need a credit card number, sir.

LPC: (Rick) I'm not gonna give you a credit card until I

LPC: I have an order.

LPC: anything from Indonesia.

LPC: Well, then a routing number.

LPC: I won't give you a routing number either.

LPC: Why not?

LPC: I'm going to pay $2,300 for something I did not order.

LPC: I can verify ya that ya did place the order.

LPC: That's not even, you know, in question.

LPC: (Rick) ...If I did place the order, could you verify it?

LPC: Okay, I'm going to

LPC: United States, UPS dot com. And I look for what?

LPC: You can look for my picture.

LPC: (Rick) Look for your picture?

LPC: Yeah. And enter the, enter your routing number right below it.

LPC: (Rick) I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: Get, get me the funds, that we need.

LPC: (Rick) I'm looking at UPS dot com, right now, and there are no photos of you. (Laughs).

LPC: There most certainly are! There's two or three of them.

LPC: What did you say, sir?

LPC: I'm in a kayak in one of them, so all you need to do is find that photo.

LPC: That's step one.

LPC: What is that young woman, uh, speaking about?

LPC: This is Axelrod, at UPS dot com.

LPC: No, it's not.

LPC: Axelot at UPS.com.

LPC: You're trying to fraud us.

LPC: What is you're phone number so I can call you right back?

LPC: I'm trying to what now?

LPC: (Woman) What is your phone number?

LPC: I'll call you, my husband will call you right back.

LPC: Not a problem.

LPC: What is it?

LPC: Not a problem whatsoever, young lady.

LPC: Okay, what is it?

LPC: You don't know your number?

LPC: Do you want the number?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Yeah, that's not an issue at all.

LPC: Go ahead.

LPC: I'm ready anytime you are.

LPC: I got a pen.

LPC: Let's do it.

LPC: Go ahead.

LPC: 1-800.

LPC: Pick UPS.

LPC: Take your pick.

LPC: I need a rowdy number, a credit card number, a PayPal payment.

LPC: any of the above, and we'll just straighten this out.

LPC: You were just really hilarious.

LPC: Where did you get our number?

LPC: Ahhhhh, from the sod center, that you placed the order from.

LPC: We don't order Saad.

LPC: Wha, where does the truck go?

LPC: Could you just tell us that much?

LPC: No.

LPC: To the back.

LPC: (Woman) Why should I tell you where the truck goes, when I don't know where it would go. Where we would drop that off.

LPC: To the side, to the front, to the back.

LPC: Side to the front, to the back.

LPC: You are just too much.

LPC: Just get off of it and go bother somebody else, please.

LPC: Our ringers are already off,

LPC: sorry 'private number'. -