Longmont Potion Castle 7 · 2009

LPC 7 Medley 2

Track 8 · Type: 📞 Call

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Establishments

• ATT
  ATT

  Eddie Money says “ATT,” though he means AT&T.

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• LPC: Yeah. I’m just your neighbor, looking to borrow a broom here today. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, well why don’t you go fuck yourself too? :
  
• LPC: I don't think that'll do here today, and I... :
  
• LPC: Why don’t you go stick it up your ass? Got some KY jelly? :
  
• LPC: Remind you of when you were in the pen? :
  
• LPC: Listen to us, pal. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi, I was hoping to borrow your broom, if I could just for a few minutes? Just be helping us out. We're stage hands here. :
  
• Eddie Money: Hey, you know what, quit, could you please fu, could you please fucking around with me? You realize this is a charity line? A pediatrics aged charity line, for children? Why are you such a fucking asshole? :
  
• LPC: You need a broom? :
  
• Eddie Money: You know what? :
  
• LPC: I need a BROOOM! :
  
• Eddie Money: Why don’t you suck my fucking dick, man? :
  
• Eddie Money: I'll tear you fucking heart out if I get my hand, I'll have to get my hands on you. :
  
• Eddie Money: You scumbag, motherfucker. :
  
• Eddie Money: Quit calling this number. :
  
• LPC: You got that? You gave me the number. You gave me the number. :
  
• Eddie Money: Bullshit. I never gave you this number, and stop calling me. :
  
• Eddie Money: All right? Because I'll just call ATT and get you and get sure enough. :
  
• LPC: I need a broom. :
  
• Eddie Money: You need a broom to fucking put the shit back in your mouth, asshole. :
  
• LPC: I need a broom! :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: How you doing? :
  
• LPC: What company is this? :
  
• LPC: Tom Life. :
  
• LPC: And, uh, calling about your expiration? :
  
• LPC: Why you callin...Time Life Magazine? :
  
• LPC: Tom Life. :
  
• LPC: Ok, but don't call my cell phone anymore. :
  
• LPC: I got the squawk box. :
  
• LPC: I've got a squawk box here. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I don't, I don't know who this is. :
  
• LPC: Squark box! :
  
• LPC: Squawk box! :
  
• LPC: Squawk box! :
  
• LPC: What's a scot box? :
  
• LPC: I don't, don't call me. :
  
• LPC: my cell phone anymore, bye! :
  
• LPC: Squawk box, right? (echo) :
  
• LPC: What's a scot box? :
  
• LPC: Is this a video game or something? :
  
• LPC: Well, let me tell you. :
  
• LPC: Kay, what is it? :
  
• LPC: I need $249. :
  
• LPC: I'm not giving you a $200. This is fraud. :
  
• LPC: Get off my phone. :
  
• LPC: $200. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Stop calling me. I'm talking to a pubbuses. :
  
• LPC: I don’t, stop calling me. :
  
• LPC: I need to borrow a broom. :
  
• LPC: You don't need to, just get off my phone. :
  
• LPC: I need, I need to borrow a broom. :
  
• LPC: A broom? :
  
• LPC: I need a broom. :
  
• LPC: I need to borrow a broom. :
  
• LPC: Stop calling me. :
  
• LPC: I’m gonna change my phone number. :
  
• LPC: Stop doing this. :
  
• LPC: I need to borrow a broom. :
  
• LPC: Don’t do that. Don’t do that. Don’t do that. :
  
• LPC: You’re not in McCall, Idaho. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to talk to you. :
  
• LPC: Stop calling my number. :
  
• LPC: I'm talking, I'm an actor, :
  
• LPC: so stop calling me. :
  
• LPC: I'm talking to people in L.A. :
  
• LPC: You're running my, :
  
• LPC: I just left a message for somebody, :
  
• LPC: and you cut on the line. :
  
• LPC: Now I don’t know if they got it, :
  
• LPC: and I need to call them again. :
  
• LPC: Now, uh, stop calling me. :
  
• LPC: Let me talk to you. :
  
• LPC: Let me talk to you. :
  
• LPC: Let me talk to you. :
  
• LPC: You're an idiot, :
  
• LPC: you're a, you're a sum cook, :
  
• LPC: go ahead. :
  
• LPC: Get a real job. :
  
• LPC: Help me out. :
  
• LPC: I'm not going to help you out. :
  
• LPC: I'm not going to help you out. :
  
• LPC: I'm not going to help you out. :
  
• LPC: This is fraud. :
  
• LPC: I'm going to call the police if you don't stop this. :
  
• LPC: You're boom. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, pick up. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: What would you like? :
  
• LPC: I want manurri, :
  
• LPC: I want Sufatui. :
  
• LPC: You help me? :
  
• LPC: Your fucker. :
  
• LPC: Help me with my order. :
  
• LPC: Okay, where would you like me for? :
  
• LPC: I would like manurriiii. :
  
• LPC: Manurriiiii, okaymy friend, that is a good choice. :
  
• LPC: And, ummm, two rices. :
  
• LPC: Two rices, okay, very good. :
  
• LPC: And I'm a two. :
  
• LPC: Okay, come again, please. :
  
• LPC: Uh, you give to me now, yes? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I give it to you know, you fucking habib. :
  
• LPC: Hello, hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello, can you help me with an order? :
  
• LPC: You keep calling again? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: You keep calling again? :
  
• LPC: No, sir. :
  
• LPC: Why calling so many times, sir? :
  
• LPC: For food? :
  
• LPC: No, he didn't order for food. :
  
• LPC: I want food. :
  
• LPC: Ah, tonight. :
  
• LPC: You’re bothering too, too, too, too, too, too much. :
  
• LPC: Help me out with your food, please. :
  
• LPC: You’re bothering me too, too, too, too, too, too, too much. :
  
• LPC: You can help me. :
  
• LPC: I have a call, call our ID. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Help me. :
  
• LPC: Bye. :
  
• LPC: Bye. :
  
• LPC: Ah. :
  
• LPC: I'm even music. :
  
• LPC: Music. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: (Chuckle) I'm after Duckling Fantasy. :
  
• LPC: Wh...What genre is that? :
  
• LPC: It's like squawk. (echo). :
  
• LPC: Wow, you just have some crazy... Squelch? ...feedback echo. :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: It's more of a squelch that they've got a sound that I... :
  
• LPC: I could describe it as 'squelch'. :
  
• LPC: Say the artist one more time. :
  
• LPC: M.C. Squawk Box! :
  
• LPC: Whoa. :
  
• LPC: Crazy squawk box. :
  
• LPC: Your, your phone is goin' crazy. :
  
• LPC: M.C. Squawk Box. :
  
• LPC: M.C. Squawk Box? :
  
• LPC: Hello, Miwa. :
  
• LPC: Do you carry squawk there? :
  
• LPC: Squawk? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Let's find out...We :
  
• LPC: do not have Squawk. :
  
• LPC: Umm, Ok, how about Squat? :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Like I'm squat. :
  
• LPC: the floor? :
  
• LPC: How about squat? :
  
• LPC: S-Q-U-A-T? :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Do you want to do it without the sound effects, or do you want to do it with the sound effects? :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: Squat. :
  
• LPC: I'm Eva. :
  
• LPC: I'm looking for M.C. Squawk Box. :
  
• LPC: Looking for a squawk box? :
  
• LPC: Yes, sir? :
  
• LPC: Well, we just sell records and tapes. :
  
• LPC: How about duckling fantasy? :
  
• LPC: What fantasies? :
  
• LPC: Duckling fantasies? :
  
• LPC: Duckling fantasies? :
  
• LPC: Is it available for rental? :
  
• LPC: Is it on cassette? :
  
• LPC: Video cassette? :
  
• LPC: Cosset? :
  
• LPC: Do you want a video cassette? :
  
• LPC: We just sell 'em, we don't rent 'em. :
  
• LPC: Let's purchase :
  
• LPC: Together. :
  
• LPC: Oh, I don't have the cash, man. :
  
• LPC: As far as I'm concerned, we can skip. :
  
• LPC: We can skip the song of down, right? :
  
• LPC: I'm saving up all my money for a shamrock shake. :
  
• LPC: Ah. :
  
• LPC: - Hello, Wax Trax. :
  
• LPC: Hi, do you have Duckling Fantasy? (echo). :
  
• LPC: Do you have duck... :
  
• LPC: Duck Wing Fantasy? :
  
• LPC: Ummm, I, Ummm, no, not down here. :
  
• LPC: We don't stand... :
  
• LPC: On cassettes. :
  
• LPC: Uh, well, this is the CD store. :
  
• LPC: How about M.C. Squawk Box? :
  
• LPC: M.C. Squawk Box? :
  
• LPC: Well, what do you want that on? :
  
• LPC: Mleh... on cassette or vinyl. :
  
• LPC: We don't carry anything on cassette now, uh, :
  
• LPC: And if we have it on vinyl, it's at our vinyl store, and I can give you that phone number. :
  
• LPC: How about Duckling... Hello! ...Fantasy? :
  
• LPC: How about Duckling? :
  
• LPC: Can you hear me? :
  
• LPC: Yes, sir. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Yes, sir. :
  
• LPC: Okay, if you're looking for this... :
  
• LPC: I'm not gonna lie to you sir. :
  
• LPC: Ok, if you're looking for this stuff on vinyl or cassette, this is the wrong store. :
  
• LPC: Can we agree on the Duckling part? :
  
• LPC: Well, we can agree :
  
• LPC: that if you're looking for vinyl or cassette, :
  
• LPC: this is the wrong store. - :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hey, hello. :
  
• LPC: Belch Hi uh, you guys uh, have takeout? :
  
• LPC: Do we have takeout? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• None: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: What is that? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: That in the background- :
  
• LPC: Ok, try that one more time. :
  
• LPC: Okay uhhhhh.. what's goin on? :
  
• LPC: Did you wanna place an order? :
  
• LPC: How do you uh, serve food? :
  
• LPC: How do we serve food? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Uhhh well if you come in and get a slice we can put it in a plate or put it in a bag, :
  
• LPC: we dont have any dine in or anything :
  
• LPC: its just pickup or delivery. :
  
• LPC: Would you pick up my sack? :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: Will you tell whoever's belting into the phone to stop? :
  
• LPC: Is that I can hear you? :
  
• LPC: Okay, so you said I could pick up. :
  
• LPC: You can pick up or you can have it delivered. :
  
• LPC: If you have internet you can go on our website and check out our uh, menu. :
  
• LPC: Do you maybe want to check out my prayers? :
  
• LPC: Do you maybe want to check out my prayers? :
  
• LPC: Or? :
  
• LPC: Prick? :
  
• LPC: No, but I think I'm talking to one. :
  
• LPC: I, I don't know the store hours :
  
• LPC: I don't know the prices. :
  
• LPC: I don't know anything here. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: well uhh we are open today until 10. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: What are the hours? :
  
• LPC: What are the hours? :
  
• LPC: What are the directions? :
  
• LPC: It depends on what you want. :
  
• LPC: What are the hours? :
  
• LPC: What are the directions? :
  
• LPC: How much is it? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yes, sir. :
  
• LPC: It's Herbert. :
  
• LPC: I'm local here. :
  
• LPC: I-I'm uh in need of a broom. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Where are you from? :
  
• LPC: I just need a broom. :
  
• LPC: I'm local! We got some stagehands out here, :
  
• LPC: and uh we're a couple uh brooms shy, :
  
• LPC: So... :
  
• Alex Trebek: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: Can you loan us a broom, please? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Where are you? :
  
• LPC: I'm just local to you, cattycorner. :
  
• LPC: Two or three brooms, we're done. :
  
• LPC: Done deal. There's two or three of us here. :
  
• Alex Trebek: But where? :
  
• LPC: Studio City. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: I consider it a big favor. :
  
• LPC: I know its short notice :
  
• LPC: We got three or four stage hands here. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Where? :
  
• LPC: Just locally. :
  
• LPC: We're just local here. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Local where? :
  
• LPC: Give me a street. :
  
• LPC: I'm on Magnolia Bay. :
  
• LPC: 8400 Block. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Of Magnolia? :
  
• Alex Trebek: You're miles away from where I live, though. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: - Can you help me put together a pickup? :
  
• LPC: Sure. :
  
• LPC: What's your name? :
  
• LPC: Herbert. :
  
• LPC: Herbert. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Prick. :
  
• LPC: Prick. :
  
• LPC: I'm local for pickup. :
  
• LPC: Let's see. :
  
• LPC: Your voice sounds familiar, man. :
  
• LPC: -you pickup my sack? :
  
• LPC: Your voice sounds familiar. :
  
• LPC: I don't know why. :
  
• LPC: I need a pickup. :
  
• LPC: I swear. I don't know why you sound familiar. :
  
• LPC: You sound like a f****t I know, I met once. :
  
• LPC: You sound like the short f****t :
  
• LPC: I met once. He came out this restaurant. :
  
• LPC: I hear some voices in the background. :
  
• LPC: Hello, you are you. :
  
• LPC: Tonight. :
  
• LPC: You serve me tonight? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: You okay, man? :
  
• LPC: Sounds like you're dying or something. :
  
• LPC: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: Herbert. :
  
• LPC: Prick? :
  
• LPC: Herbert. :
  
• LPC: Prick? :
  
• LPC: Your name is in Sunni or anything? :
  
• LPC: Do you have malui? :
  
• LPC: You don't know but nobody named Sonny? :
  
• LPC: Or Suzuki? :
  
• LPC: No, we don't. :
  
• LPC: we have burgers and fries here. :
  
• LPC: How about Susuki? :
  
• LPC: Lemme ask a question, where you from? :
  
• LPC: I'm local. :
  
• LPC: You're local I see... :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: Hey. :
  
• LPC: I need a picture of here. :
  
• LPC: We don't do pitchers. :
  
• LPC: How 'bout jello shots? :
  
• LPC: We should do jello shots, but we dont... :
  
• LPC: You and me should do that sometime, huh? :
  
• LPC: Maybe. :