Longmont Potion Castle 7 · 2009

I'm Smelly

Track 6

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• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Yes? :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: I'm Smelly. :
  
• LPC: Do I know you? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Tell me who you are a little bit so I can catch you. :
  
• LPC: Who are you? :
  
• LPC: I'm Smelly. :
  
• LPC: Could you ask you question? :
  
• LPC: me who are you, and do you know me? :
  
• LPC: Yes, I know you. :
  
• LPC: I don't think I know you. :
  
• LPC: Yes, yes, yes. :
  
• LPC: What are you doing? :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: How long did we know each other? :
  
• LPC: What do I do for a living? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: What do you do for a living? :
  
• LPC: I'm retired. :
  
• LPC: Oh, wow. That's nice. :
  
• LPC: How about you? What you doing? :
  
• LPC: I gotta hit the toilet pretty soon. :
  
• LPC: So...you like to see me, or shall I...see you somewhere? :
  
• LPC: Uh, we meet. :
  
• LPC: Okay, where can I meet you? :
  
• LPC: The bathroom? :
  
• LPC: Does that sound good or? :
  
• LPC: Okay, do you know my address? :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Do you know what I do for a living? :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: Okay, good. :
  
• LPC: Now, do you have my address? :
  
• LPC: Tell me, if you know my address, just tell me, :
  
• LPC: and why don't you send a letter? :
  
• LPC: You want me to send you a letter? :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: Okay. What do you want me to tell you? :
  
• LPC: No...what...you called me first. :
  
• LPC: So if you want to talk to :
  
• LPC: me...rather than talk, why don't you mail and...write a letter, :
  
• LPC: whatever you want...why we have to meet you, and then tell me, okay? :
  
• LPC: tell me, okay? :
  
• LPC: Why don't I draw you a picture? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, anything. :
  
• LPC: Just writing, put an envelope and mail me. :
  
• LPC: Do you have my address? :
  
• LPC: What's your address? :
  
• LPC: First, before I give you my address, you have to tell me if you're working at the company, :
  
• LPC: or you're a businessman, or what are you doing? :
  
• LPC: I'm an Indian. :
  
• LPC: Engineering? :
  
• LPC: Indian. :
  
• LPC: India? :
  
• LPC: Yep. :
  
• LPC: India, India. :
  
• LPC: India. :
  
• LPC: don't think I have any friends in India, Indian-America. :
  
• LPC: Anyway, have a nice day and bye-bye. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: Oh, thank you. :
  
• LPC: I'm you. :
  
• LPC: Very good, very good. :
  
• LPC: What can I do for you? :
  
• LPC: I am an Indian. :
  
• LPC: So? :
  
• LPC: So, what do you think about that? :
  
• LPC: Well...I don't have any special :
  
• LPC: special feeling to India, so I don't know. I'm a Korean or Asian American. :
  
• LPC: Okay. I am Smelly. :
  
• LPC: Where is that? Is the name? Okay. :
  
• LPC: What do you say to that? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, okay? And what you need to, uh...what do you need to know about me, and why do you like to talk to me? :
  
• LPC: I have to, ah...hit the toilet, pretty quick. :
  
• LPC: You got to get the toilet? You're selling the toilet. :
  
• LPC: People? :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Uh, toilet bowl. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you said a toilet bowl? :
  
• LPC: I don't need that. :
  
• LPC: Thank you. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: Well, fine. How about you? :
  
• LPC: Doing fine, doing fine. :
  
• LPC: So what are you doing tonight? :
  
• LPC: Tonight? :
  
• LPC: Mm-hmm. :
  
• LPC: Tonight who I sleep? :
  
• LPC: Sleeping? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Do you mind if I sleep over there? :
  
• LPC: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Who is there? :
  
• LPC: I know you? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah. :
  
• LPC: You know me? :
  
• LPC: Why don't know you? :
  
• LPC: You do? :
  
• LPC: I do? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Why can't you tell me a little more detail? Identify yourself, so lemme see if I understand :
  
• LPC: you or not. :
  
• LPC: I have, uh...the...toilet paper... :
  
• LPC: You have a toilet paper? :
  
• LPC: Toilet paper, what, things got to do that? :
  
• LPC: So... :
  
• LPC: I have toilet paper too. :
  
• LPC: Not like this. :
  
• LPC: It's soft on your nose, you blow your nose... :
  
• LPC: I think you better call a hospital, before you call me. :
  
• LPC: No, I'm going to come over and go to sleep. :
  
• LPC: Do you understand? :
  
• LPC: Do you understand me? :
  
• None: Hello. :
  
• LPC: How are you? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: I can hear you. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Speak louder. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello, how are you, sir? :
  
• LPC: You go to hell, okay? :
  
• LPC: You go to hell. :
  
• LPC: Don't go here anymore. :
  
• LPC: Go to hell. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You tell me how to wake up, and I haven't do anything, brush my teeth? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You tell me right away, get out here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Don't fucking yell at me, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just call the bullets. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just go ahead and call the FBI and police. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you don't call the police, I will call the police of lawyers, okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: They haven't even burst my pee. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: My pee, let me tell you, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Get the fuck out here. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Call the police right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Talk to them. :