Longmont Potion Castle 7 · 2009

Eugene's Substance

Track 11

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Aliases

• Dusty Staccato

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• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Hi. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: It's Dusty Staccato. :
  
• LPC: Who you gonna vote forrr, dude? :
  
• LPC: Who am I gonna vote for? :
  
• LPC: What do you care? :
  
• LPC: I'm Dusty Staccatooo, bud. :
  
• LPC: You listen to me. :
  
• LPC: Listen to you? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, okay, I can hear you. :
  
• LPC: You check me out, dude. :
  
• LPC: Alright? :
  
• LPC: Teeny? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: That ain't Jeannie. :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Sir? :
  
• LPC: No, it's not. :
  
• LPC: Who are you voting for? :
  
• LPC: Dude, don't call my fucking phone, dude. :
  
• LPC: Tell me now. :
  
• LPC: Who'm I votin' for? :
  
• LPC: These nutz. :
  
• LPC: Who? :
  
• LPC: These nutz. :
  
• LPC: Listen up, man. :
  
• LPC: Don't try to push me around. :
  
• LPC: Am I supposed to be around? :
  
• LPC: I'm 'onna push you... downtown. :
  
• LPC: Who is this, man? :
  
• LPC: Larry. :
  
• LPC: Larry? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I'm... Spicy Legato. :
  
• LPC: Have you been callin' my phone, fool? :
  
• LPC: Hell no. :
  
• LPC: Is this Petey? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Is it? :
  
• LPC: Is it? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Is it? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Petey, is that you? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you help a brother? :
  
• LPC: Help a fellow brother. :
  
• LPC: Help a federal brother. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, hello. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Oh, fucker. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hey, it's Eugene. :
  
• LPC: What's happening? :
  
• LPC: What are you doing? :
  
• LPC: Where are you going? :
  
• LPC: I'm going to vote. :
  
• LPC: Hey, Eugene, do I know you? :
  
• LPC: Do you know me? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: I'm Larry. :
  
• LPC: W-why you fuckin' with me, dude? :
  
• LPC: This is Pete, isn't it. Is this Petey? :
  
• LPC: You smilin' right now? :
  
• LPC: It is you, isn't it, fucker? :
  
• LPC: You called me, and havin' me freakin' out, man, :
  
• LPC: not knowin' who it is, says you're goin' to vote and shit. :
  
• LPC: What's up? :
  
• LPC: with that, dude. :
  
• LPC: I gotta cast my vote, dude. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you gotta cast your vote. :
  
• LPC: What do you want, dude? :
  
• LPC: What's happenin.? :
  
• LPC: Cast my fist. :
  
• LPC: God, dude, you were freakin' me out for about the first ten calls. :
  
• LPC: Then I was gettin' pi- pissed. :
  
• LPC: You're pissin' me off, friend. :
  
• LPC: What can I do for you? :
  
• LPC: 'Cause I got substance, you know? :
  
• LPC: I've got substance, too. :
  
• LPC: I'm Larry. :
  
• LPC: I'm peedy. :
  
• LPC: So, whadda you want now? :
  
• LPC: Where's the women, man? :
  
• LPC: They're in my fuckin' pants. :
  
• LPC: You know where the girls are. :
  
• LPC: They're out where you live. :
  
• LPC: What are you talking about, only? :
  
• LPC: Talkin' about... the election, man. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: you're - you just, like - are you, like, on drugs right now? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you gimme a ride? :
  
• LPC: Where do you want a ride to? :
  
• LPC: To Calabasasas. :
  
• LPC: What do you need to go to Calabasas for? :
  
• LPC: For to vote. :
  
• LPC: Okay. Where do you want me to pick you up at? :
  
• LPC: I kick your butt, man. :
  
• LPC: Where are you going to take the bus to? :
  
• LPC: To kick your butt. :
  
• LPC: Come kick it. :
  
• LPC: I'll kick it and flick it, dude. :
  
• LPC: You can kick it and flick it and then lick it. So, uh - :
  
• LPC: You can forget it, man. :
  
• LPC: Why? :
  
• LPC: I experience growth, bud. :
  
• LPC: What do you mean? :
  
• LPC: You ready to peep my growth? :
  
• LPC: Hey, so, remember that Asian bitch? :
  
• LPC: Is she still there? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: You lyin' right now, aren't you? :
  
• LPC: Lying down? :
  
• LPC: Lyin' down. :
  
• LPC: You got to check out my, uh, growth. :
  
• LPC: Okay, I'll check it out. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Your belts? :
  
• LPC: My growth, dude. :
  
• LPC: Oh, okay. I'll do that. :
  
• LPC: What? :
  
• LPC: Check out your growth. :
  
• LPC: I got substance, and growth, doot. :
  
• LPC: Under my belt, bud. :
  
• LPC: Under your belt? :
  
• LPC: Yep. :
  
• LPC: Right on. :
  
• LPC: Which I'm on hoop at you. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: The ballot box, dude. :
  
• LPC: I got your ballot box. :
  
• LPC: You know, you want to, uh, grip hold of something later tonight? :
  
• LPC: Or? :
  
• LPC: What's that? :
  
• LPC: One chick, huh? :
  
• LPC: Who's that? :
  
• LPC: Where do you know me from? :
  
• LPC: Sh. :
  
• LPC: That bathroom that one time. :
  
• LPC: The bathroom that one time? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Where's that? :
  
• LPC: That salvage yard? :
  
• LPC: Salvage yard. :
  
• LPC: Alright, I'll - you have a nice day. :
  
• LPC: day. :