Longmont Potion Castle 7 · 2009

Eddie Money

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• Oliver

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• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hello. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is Vern. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Vernon. United Parcel Service. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: How are you doing? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: United Parcel Service? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What do you need? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I just need to know, uhhh, directions to get there on your shipment here today. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, uh, direct on the shipment, what do you want to... :
  
• SPEAKER_02: What do you want to... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We got about, yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We got Oliver, our best driver on his way down there. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: there. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't even know what you're bringing down. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I can't figure it out. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, we've gotta have a signature and we need a check prepared and, uhh, need directions. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's about it. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, umm... Is this-- What kind of item is it? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: What are you bringing down here? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know. Gravel or somethin'. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Bring gravel down. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: This is, uh-- I'm on the road right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay. Well, let me start over for ya. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We need a signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We need a signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Check. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Is this for Edward Mahoney? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: UPS. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but what's-- what's the client's name? The customer's name? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's on the package. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I can't see it from here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm on the dock. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: All right. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: So we need a certified check today in the amount of $1,482, even. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You know what? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: There's gotta be a mistake, buddy. Because I wouldn't order anything for :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't even know what would I need gravel for? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You know who you're talking to? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's none of my... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: concern Oliver. Do you know who Oliver is, our driver? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, I have no idea. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, you're going to meet him in about 10, 15 minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm going to meet me at where I'm at right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Wherever you are, it's on the label. I can't see it from here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm workin' here. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I understand. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: there's gotta be some sort of mistake. Because I'm Eddy Money the singer. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I'm at the Mohegan Sun right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Getting ready to do a show. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't have any reason in the world to buy gravel, buddy. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I think you may have any reason in the world if I grab a buddy. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I think you made the mistake if you... changed your mind on the product... or whatever. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: No. I don't think I bought any-- I really-- I don't think I bought any-- any kind of product at all. What d'you guys sell? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I can promise you that you did. I'm looking at a digital signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Edward Mahoney. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I've worked here for 24 years now. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What do you guys sell out there? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: United Parcel Service. We deliver parcels all day long, and you're making that real difficult right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I really don't mean to do that, sir. I have no idea. I gotta get ready to go on. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: what to tell you or somebody's coming over to pick up a check. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Is he got to come and they get me the check? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got to sign the check on stage in 15 minutes. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You can cut me a check. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't really understand what's going on here. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I really don't. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hold everything up. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you what. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah. Hi. This is Oliver. Uh, UPS. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oliver, this is any money. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I really don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got a lady here that deals with UPS. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: She's coming downstairs right now, but I have no. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't see any of you. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: reason why I would order $1400 worth of gravel, buddy. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You can send an online-- :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What's up? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What's up? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You could send an online... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hi. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who is this? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm Oliver. United Parcel Service. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I was just in the process of getting a credit card number. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Getting a credit card number? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: For COD, as fellow ordered here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is the product or whatever? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is the product or whatever? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm with UPS. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Right. :
  
• None: Right. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's from... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: A COD for what? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's, uh, 1,400 pounds of gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fourteen hundred pounds of gravel? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fourteen hundred pounds? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Here in a hundred pounds, yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: In Florida? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: For... J-- For... In Florida or in California? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where's the gravel going? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's going to a residence. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just, you know, no. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I know. But.. We have-- You've got the wrong UPS number or something. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Uhhh, I'm looking at a digital signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Of... Ed Mahoney? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I can't make it out, but it authorized the charge, so... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Where are we supposed to dump this stuff? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Don't want to bring it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't bring it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know where you're gonna-- :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We're here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: There's a lady standing here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know what to tell her. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where are you with the gravel? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm sitting at the residence. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: There's a lady here yelling at me. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know what to tell her. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I mean, where are you with the gravel? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm in my vehicle. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I mean, where are you gon-- Where are you wanting to dump it?... In Los Angeles? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Thereabouts, yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know exactly. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Do you want to talk to this woman or is-- She wants to talk-- Yes. --to hi-- :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll take her. Go ahead. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I can't reach that far. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: but he has no idea what it's for. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: If you just tell him to give me the credit card number, :
  
• SPEAKER_03: we'll authorize the delivery and we'll be done. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: But he doesn't want it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He doesn't know where it's going or what it's for. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's a little late to change his mind. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We're already sitting here with, I just, through 40 miles. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need the address of where you're actually going to dump it. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I got a... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: puppy dog running around chasing people around out here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's a singer. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's not home. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He doesn't know where, who ordered the gravel or anything. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you tell him there's a puppy dog running around here? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: snappin' at stuff? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the lady's name out there that's yelling at you? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: L- Lorraine. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hi, Dad. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Lorraine? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's her last name? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: She won't tell me. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We've got gravel spilling out and dogs running around and ladies... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: She said there's a lady yelling at him and there's dogs running around. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Her name's Lorraine. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: [Eddie Money] I don't know what he's talking about. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's in Los Angeles. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm here at the property. I'm ready to make the shipment to deliver it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just get a phone. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hang on. He's calling his wife. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just a hang on. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: What one in the weapon is phone? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: One one pounds of gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where's gonna put it? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, did you see that, please? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Here, Ed. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Wow, it's great. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: There, dial. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you just have him call off the dogs please, ma'am? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: 1,400 pounds of gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: he said 'Just have him call off the dogs'. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: How are you gonna call off the dogs? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Have that lady call off the dogs. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're in Connecticut. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're in Connecticut. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: She's not cooperating. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: The lady won't call off the dogs. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is it a basset hound? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is it a basset hound? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I can't say for sure, it's snappin' and yappin' at me. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: (pause) Would you tell him this thing's snappin' and yappin'? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Pardon me. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm talking to you. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got somebody under the old. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Do what? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Would you just tell him that this dog is snappin' and yappin' at me? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I have no idea. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: she doesn't know anything about any gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: It is. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: his wife, you've got a wrong number, wrong address, wrong something. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Like hell I do. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm lookin' right at a puppy dog. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you might be looking at a dog, but it's not... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: hi...wha...can you give me a physical address? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: This...this gravel is aquamarine in color, and it's real heavy. :
  
• None: And it's... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's aquamarine colored gravel? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: You have aqua, you want aqua marine color gravel, Lori. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, right? :
  
• None: No. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't think I want to get to Florida either. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: They're in L.A. with it, they're sitting in front of the house looking at a dog. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: They're sitting in front of a house looking at a dog in L.A. Are you home in L.A.? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: with L.A.? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know. We've got to go. I'll see you later. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You've got the wrong number. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's real hot out here, this dog is snapping at me. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What do you suggest I do? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, find out the real physical address. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: that you need to deliver it to because... :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm sitting here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I just need a credit card number. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: But you've got the wrong person. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's going on stage right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's a singer. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: His show is starting right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He cannot talk again for two hours. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Ah. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I need a signature and I need a check :
  
• SPEAKER_03: and I need someone to leash this thing up here :
  
• SPEAKER_03: before I set foot out there. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Right. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: But you're not at, who are you trying, who do you think you're talking to? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know who I'm talking to, ma'am. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Ok, you've obviously...I'm not trying to be rude to you, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're just doing your job. I understand that. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: But you've got a wrong number. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: We are in Connecticut. His wife is in California, but you are at the wrong address. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I mean you might be at the right address, but you've got the wrong number to pay for it. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, we'll just send it back. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: to the dock? Yeah, send it back and :
  
• SPEAKER_01: if they, whoever it belongs to can :
  
• SPEAKER_01: call you, because you really got the wrong number. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Ok, thank you. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Bye. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello, this is, uh, Archie :
  
• SPEAKER_03: over at UPS. How are ya? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Archie, what, is this :
  
• SPEAKER_02: about the gravel again? Is that what you're gonna hit me with? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: The aqua gravel, is that what this is all about? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: We got? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: What we've got is, we've got about fifteen hundred pounds of peat moss out here, that we're stuck with. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Buddy boy, let me explain something to you. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I never ordered any peat moose. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm divorced with my fucking wife. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: She's got the house. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I live in the motel 6th. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: There's no way in the world I was going to turn around and order fucking 1,400 pounds of Pete Moss for my ex-wife. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You guys are out of your mind. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I had nothing to do with this bill. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Nothing. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You guys are you in at the wrong house. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Where are you delivering this peat moss to? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I can't see it from here, but uh... :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You keep talking you can't see it from here. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't fucking see it, and you can't find out where the fuck it's going. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck are you calling me back? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Every time you assholes call me, you tell me 'I can't see the package'. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Leave me the fuck alone, will ya? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Wha...How about just cutting a check for us? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hello, this is uh, Ernie at UPS. I'm an administrator out here. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: And I uhh, looking at a balance due here...and I wanted to touch base on it. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's just regarding the aqua gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, it's, ahhh, I got it marked as manure, or something or other, I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, you know what? Look, I never ordered that, and this is the fifth phone call I've gotten from UPS on this thing. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I have not ordered any aqua gravel, :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't need aqua gravel for anything. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: and you guys keep calling me and bugging me about this aqua gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I never ordered this apple, after gravel. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You will not find my name. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You will not find my signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You won't find my wife's signature. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: And you will tell me where the gravel's going to. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Every time I ask you where the gravel's going to, you go, oh, the boxes on the other side of the room. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Where do you have the gravel going to? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm on the dock, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, you can't keep calling me up and telling me you got 14, you got $14. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You guys are so goddamn fucking unprofessional. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I can't believe it. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: So go fuck yourself. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, how about an online payment? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you got United Parsall here, a partner. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Anybody there? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: Excuse me? :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You got United Parsall calling. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: And, uh, according to my notes, we are in need. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: of an online payment from you at this time. :
  
• SPEAKER_03: You know what, good buddy? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You better call somebody else now, and stop bugging me about something I never fucking ordered. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Gimme the address where it says you're sending it to! :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Come on, wise ass. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Come on, you never gave me the address of the, of, of anything about this thing. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're full of shit. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You better leave me alone. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Trace's full call and call the cops and I'm you guys arrested. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You got that? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I see. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You got that, you stupid shit, Ed? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Leave me the fuck alone. :