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LPC: Your name's coyote.
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LPC: It sounds like you're just gargling. Umm,
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LPC: You're, uh, sounding like you're not speaking English.
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LPC: It's like a lo, yon, yon, yon, yon, yon, yon, yon, yon, yo, no, no, no.
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LPC: Look Coyote, I don't know what we can do to, umm... You want me to call you Mister
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LPC: Hoses.
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LPC: All right, though, and now I made that much progress.
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LPC: That's great.
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LPC: I got your name, but again, it's going back to the cigarblee.
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LPC: Can you speak into anything else besides a fax machine?
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LPC: Well, I don't give lobotomies,
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LPC: I'm not a doctor.
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LPC: What do you mean by tantric lobotomy?
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LPC: Okay, again, it's just all jargonese or lo-d-d-d-l-d-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-h.
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LPC: Are you gurgling underwater?
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LPC: Okay, it sounds like you're gurgling underwater.
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LPC: So it must be that you're using a fax machine.
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LPC: I've never had anybody call me on a fax machine.
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LPC: I can't understand the words.
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LPC: Although, then, we stop, and I say 'I can't understand the words',
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LPC: then I might be able to hear one or two words.
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LPC: (LPC) One or two words?
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LPC: Yeah, I just heard one or two words.
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LPC: But now it goes into this high-pitched, and it's quite frustrating.
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LPC: So maybe you should hang up and call me that.