Longmont Potion Castle 14 · 2017

Game Stop 2

Track 18

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Aliases

• Harrison

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Establishments

• GameStop

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• Global Elite Boy: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, this is Harrison over at GameStop. :
  
• LPC: What are you doing here? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Over at Game Stop? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. I'm here at Game Stop, on Leetsdale, :
  
• LPC: and we're looking for people to take part in a tournament. :
  
• LPC: We got the 4th of July to pay everybody $250. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Everyone who enters gets 250 dollars?! :
  
• LPC: Cash money? :
  
• LPC: Yes, indeed, yes, sir. :
  
• LPC: July 4th. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Cash money. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, July fourth from 1PM to 5PM, :
  
• LPC: here on Leetsdale Road. :
  
• LPC: Was wondering if you knew anybody who we could recruit, get 'em signed up, and get playing. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I do, I do. :
  
• LPC: You do? :
  
• LPC: Oh, okay. :
  
• LPC: Are you any good? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, yeah, I'm really good. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm really excited to go. :
  
• LPC: All right. :
  
• LPC: Let's see. :
  
• LPC: How much you do you weigh? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Probably about 140. :
  
• LPC: Now, I wanted to make sure you're gonna fit, :
  
• LPC: And make sure where you're going to sit and... :
  
• Global Elite Boy: What's- what's going on with your voice there? :
  
• LPC: My voice? I can't take part because I work here. I'm excluded. :
  
• LPC: Is that what you mean? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, okay. So you can't play the games. :
  
• LPC: I'm not allowed because I'm an employee. Is that what you're asking? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Because if I did, no offense, you wouldn't stand a chance against me, uh... :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, I think I'd put ya down, real quick. :
  
• LPC: No, you ever heard of Counter Strike? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I'm probably the best in the country, best player. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, I'm the top player. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm the top player in Counter Strike. Yeah. :
  
• LPC: No. I'm sorry, not compared to me, you're not. So, but, you don't have to worry, because I'm... :
  
• LPC: I'm a Global Elite. That's fine. I'm a Global Elite. :
  
• LPC: Uh, that's fine, I got people offering me uh, thousands of dollars for tips and secrets, :
  
• LPC: And so I don't think you'd really compare, but don't worry because you're not playing. :
  
• LPC: me, you're playing other people, you understand? That's why I say you wouldn't last more :
  
• LPC: than a couple minutes, you'd be defeated, you'd be destroyed. If I were playin' ya. :
  
• LPC: Who, me? Yes. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Is this a Counter Strike tournament? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, I would become...I would win, I would come on top. :
  
• LPC: What makes you say that? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm a global elite. Okay. Do you know what that is? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I don't think you know what it is. I'm the top player in CounterStrike. I'm the top. :
  
• LPC: Well, we've never engaged in combat. :
  
• LPC: If we did, you'd be taken down several notches. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Uh, if I engaged in combat with you, I'd one-tap ya ass, bud, across the map! :
  
• LPC: I'm number one. I just am. I slay. :
  
• LPC: Any opponent? Slayed. Any challenger? Slayed. I'm a slayer, and uh, that's what you need to remember. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Look, I thought this was about some tournament. What's going on here? :
  
• LPC: It is. But you do. :
  
• LPC: telling me you're involved in elitism and, I don't know if that's the spirit of the tournament. :
  
• LPC: The tournament is good-natured, I dunno if we want elitism, necessarily. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Well, you started it. You started talking all this trash. :
  
• LPC: I'm not gonna talk strategy with ya, that's cheating. Because if I told you my strategy, :
  
• LPC: you would have such a tremendous advantage that, you would win the grand prize. Which is a Dodge Neon. :
  
• LPC: 2018, Dodge Neon. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: (Gasp) Okay, um... Can you put me down :
  
• Global Elite Boy: for the tournament. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I've got you down here. And you say you weigh 240 pounds? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: 140. 140. :
  
• LPC: 140 pounds, okay. And so you're, uh, intermediate, a novice? :
  
• LPC: I'm a master. I'm a global elite. :
  
• LPC: So versus me you're a, you're an intermediate, is what you're saying? Uhhhhh... :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, uh. No, see, I'd take you down. I'd take you out. Every time, every time you pop up on my screen, :
  
• Global Elite Boy: boom, annihilated. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: You're out. I'm better than you. I'm trying to tell you that. :
  
• LPC: I would bring you to the depths, so you'd be slayed, and then you'd brought down so far below the depths. :
  
• LPC: you'd be... Decimated. By my skill and my advantage that I have, that's why I'm here, who works at, uh, Game Stop, :
  
• LPC: Me or you? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I guess you do. :
  
• LPC: That's accurate. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Whoa. :
  
• LPC: It's the first accurate thing that you said. And so you weighed 340? 240. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: 140. :
  
• LPC: 140. Okay, we got some players who are very rotative. :
  
• LPC: And you're a novice? Well, that's okay. We take everybody. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: A novice. I'm telling you I'm a master. I'm a global elite. Do you know what a global elite is? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Have you ever played CounterStrike before? I thought you were good. :
  
• LPC: I'm beyond Global Elite, sir. I'm in the stratosphere. You can't...You can't get past Global Elite. :
  
• LPC: I'm in the stratosphere here. :
  
• LPC: You're in the stratosphere? Oh, big time. (SFX) :
  
• LPC: What the hell? What does that mean? I'm the great annihilator. So you're fortunate. :
  
• LPC: in that way that you don't have to face me as an opponent. It'd be total decimation. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I think that you're fortunate that you don't have to face me. 'Cause I would... DESTROY you, pal. :
  
• LPC: In CounterStrike? Huh? In CounterStrike? Oh, yeah. You would destroy me. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Woah. What's going on with your phone there? :
  
• LPC: I've told you before, I'm not eligible to be in the tournament. :
  
• LPC: I KNOW! You've said that already! :
  
• LPC: already. But you keep asking me what's my story and what's up with me and you don't have to worry because you're not going to face me. I'm trying to explain. No, your voice, your voice is going up and down like, you're just not prepared for me. You've never had to do. It's doing it again. It's doing it again. You've never had to confront someone like me. What? I wear gloves. I wear pads. I get into it. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have :
  
• Global Elite Boy: gloves in game, okay? :
  
• LPC: Uh, not like this. I get into it. I decimate my opponent- I wear gloves, I wear goggles, I wear a visor. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Well guess what? I'm a fucking wrist player, I wear goggles too. I wear the fucking Gunnars, the MLG Gunnars, okay? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: They fucking, they make you so you can, it's all zoomed in. I can, I can see you before you see me, pal. And then I'll :
  
• Global Elite Boy: deck you. Deck you straight in the head. Annihilated. Off my screen. Every time. :
  
• LPC: Your avatar would dissolve and disintegrate facing me on the battlefield. :
  
• LPC: No. No. No. No. No. No. :
  
• LPC: What do you mean, "no"? No! No, you're wrong! You're wrong! I would- I would DESTROY you! :
  
• LPC: I would decimate, and pulverize, and dissolve your avatar, so quickly, that you wouldn't even register the score. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, no, no. See, my score is going to be higher. I'm going to get more frags. I'm going to out :
  
• Global Elite Boy: frag you. And if we :
  
• Global Elite Boy: 1v1, I would win. :
  
• LPC: I'm a wizard. I'm a sorcerer. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Well, I'm going to win :
  
• Global Elite Boy: the tournament, so you're speaking to :
  
• Global Elite Boy: the winner of the tournament right now. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: And then I'm gonna be... Coming :
  
• Global Elite Boy: to your door for a :
  
• Global Elite Boy: 1V1 money match. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: How does that sound? :
  
• LPC: That's a if and when. :
  
• LPC: That's a big if' 'and a big when. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Ohh... What the heck? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: You're like :
  
• Global Elite Boy: echoing really. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: badly. It's weird. Whoa. Listen, after I'm riding around in my Dodge Neon, I'm going to come over to the game stop and I'm going to lay, let's say, 150 bucks on the table, right? And then we'll one be one and we'll see who's the real master at Caramehake, huh? There is going to be money thrown down that I'm going to take from you. Does that make sense? :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna slice and dice your avatar. :
  
• LPC: I just down. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, no, bud. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: That's not how it's going to work. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: What rank are you even? :
  
• LPC: I'm beyond the lead. :
  
• LPC: I'm stratospheric. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I don't believe you. :
  
• LPC: And you're gonna be very unprepared, on the battlefield. :
  
• LPC: Very unprofile. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, no, I'm prepared, pal. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I... I could take you out, one shot, every time. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm a global elite. :
  
• LPC: You'll be dissolved. :
  
• LPC: As soon as you hit 'start', as soon as you hit 'go', you'll be dissolved. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Um, no, that's not even possible. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Don't see it. :
  
• LPC: say I didn't warn you. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm not scared of your worrying about. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I'm gonna be taking your money. :
  
• LPC: I'm not even going to bring any, because I won't need it. :
  
• LPC: Any money? :
  
• LPC: I won't need any money, no. :
  
• LPC: What are you talking about? :
  
• LPC: I'm an annihilator. :
  
• LPC: You'll be dissolved. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, I'm the annihilator. :
  
• LPC: I will destroy you. :
  
• LPC: And if you wanna lose some money, out there, around... Where did you say, Leetsdale? :
  
• LPC: After I win my 2018 Dodge Neon because- Yes. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: -I assure you. I am going to be the victor. I will 1v1 you, for... Money. Straight money, :
  
• Global Elite Boy: okay? $200. How does that sound? :
  
• LPC: You'll be paying me $200 fine, fine and dandy. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: No, we're going to each put $200 up for grabs. Whoever wins gets the $400. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: How does that sound? Or are you scared? :
  
• LPC: Sounds like you're lookin' to spend some money, is what it sounds like. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Nooo, no. You're gonna be losing, :
  
• Global Elite Boy: pal. I'll tell you what. You're going to get :
  
• LPC: destroyed, bud. Just get prepared :
  
• LPC: is all I can say. [SFX] :
  
• Global Elite Boy: I could not play :
  
• Global Elite Boy: until July 4th and still :
  
• LPC: You might as well not play at all, :
  
• LPC: because that'd be the end result. I'm an :
  
• LPC: annihilator. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Oh, wow. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Wow. Yeah, I don't :
  
• LPC: think so. As long as you understand :
  
• LPC: what you're gettin' into. :
  
• LPC: Understand what? I'm not scared. :
  
• LPC: That you should save a lotta money :
  
• LPC: up. Because I'll be :
  
• LPC: taking it. Alright? :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Okay. All right. How much do you :
  
• LPC: want to wait you there? You can set the :
  
• LPC: amount. I'll make sure I bring a :
  
• LPC: big bag to put it all in. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Haha, you're a funny guy, :
  
• Global Elite Boy: You know that? You're a funny guy. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Alright, cool, uh... I'm looking :
  
• Global Elite Boy: forward to driving my new car. :
  
• Global Elite Boy: Can't wait. :