SPEAKER_01: Radio Shack in Grosse Pointe, can I help you?

LPC: Um, look at they get a tripler.

LPC: I'm really trying to scale down from my quadrupler,

LPC: but I've got two couplers going on my signal and a flipper.

LPC: I'm just trying to condense that into one tripler,

LPC: maybe two couplers and a flipper, just to condense it.

LPC: Uh...

LPC: So, do you all accept coupons?

LPC: I mean, if it's something through Radio Shack,

SPEAKER_01: I'm sure they would be able to, like, maybe match it up, like,

SPEAKER_01: from a Radio Shack web site or something like that, or.

LPC: Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: Bring in, which you got, I'm pretty sure if they had,

SPEAKER_01: what's available, they should be able to do something with the price for you.

SPEAKER_01: Whatever you have is bringing in, and we can see they can match it important.

LPC: Just bring all my quadruplers in there.

SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, you said your coupons.

SPEAKER_01: I was saying, if you want to see if we can give you money, uh, to match with the coupon,

SPEAKER_01: or give me any money off, I would say,

SPEAKER_01: break me, whatever paperwork you have as far as your coupons.

LPC: Yeah, just give me the money.

LPC: Give me the funds.

LPC: maybe I can run somewhere else and pick up what I need.

LPC: So you'll just have the money ready?

LPC: First my rear shake is Garrett, I'm not.

LPC: Yeah, uh, Garrett what's the limit on the number of couplers I can have when I'm quadrupling my signal?

LPC: I don't even know.

LPC: I got a rubber, running through a flipper that

LPC: I'm trying to quadruple, but all I've got are triplers, and I do have a couple couplers,

LPC: but I'm trying to scale down, and, you know, I don't have a lot of money either,

LPC: so I'm budget conscious, too.

LPC: Is there a coupon or something I can apply towards this?

LPC: I mean, the couplers are cheap. How much is a coupler?

LPC: Do you know what kind of coupler you need?

LPC: A rubber.

LPC: A rubber, coupler?

LPC: What's the couplers for?

LPC: Uh, for my flipper.

LPC: Flipper.

LPC: What does it do?

LPC: I've got a tripler on it for my signal, but I'm really trying to quadruple it.

LPC: So, I've got, uh, rubber with a tripler and the two couplers, to reverse my adaptor, basically.

LPC: So I'm trying to multiply my couplers into my rubber.

LPC: To be honest, I have no idea.

LPC: I could not tell you, I'm not gonna make something up.

LPC: You can tell me, I mean.

LPC: Uhhhh...Pssst. I don't even...what does the flipper do? I don't even...pssst.

LPC: Well, my rubber.

LPC: Ok, maybe my co-worker can help you, 'cause I'm not going to be able to help you.

LPC: Well, if it's proprietary, I won't share the information.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Hi.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: What's going on here?

LPC: Uhh, what kind of coupler are you looking for,

LPC: sir? We have couplers for co-ax, and we have couplers for HDMI.

LPC: Sure.

LPC: Well, I'm trying to quadruple my signal.

LPC: er, and all I've got's a tripler and a couple couplers. My flipper is uh joined with my multiplier and my rubber.

LPC: So, uh, how many multipliers can I fit with my divider, before I have to get just a joiner?

LPC: I mean, you could go, you can go the max.

LPC: Like, if you can put all your connections together at once, then you can go the max.

LPC: And we have a three-way splitter.

LPC: I think we may even have a four-way splitter.

LPC: Okay, but my tripler is gonna end up multiplying

LPC: my coupler, you understand? So my signal will be coupled with the flipper. And plus, my coupon...

LPC: I don't know if you're sticklers. 'Cause it may have been expired. Actually, there's no

LPC: year on it. It just says the date of the month and the day. Essentially, so I'm tripling my rubber.

LPC: My signal's quadrupled, but I'm trying to run my subtractor through the coupler so that my flipper can

LPC: adapt to the reverser. And the coupon, I don't know if you're a stickler.

LPC: Umm, yeah, the coupon ends on the 25th and it doesn't have like a valid end date?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Yeah. It may be expired by now.

LPC: Because the coupon, I'm pretty sure, that expired.

LPC: Uh, would you need to feel my rubber, so that you could best advise which trickler to use?

LPC: Ummmm, I don't know.

LPC: So if you're flippin' my rubber, and my trickler's gonna multiply the divider,

LPC: my signal'd be reversed down to the basic coupler, to that stage.

LPC: Yeah, I mean, when realistic factors,

LPC: past"?) the coupler, and the dividers and multiplier's just goin' all nuts, and your rubber's goin' crazy?

LPC: Yeah. Maybe somebody could come over and take a gander?

LPC: Uhh, no, we can't send anybody out to check out your rubber.

LPC: Oh, okay. Would you please talk to The Gargler, and maybe he could better explain it, 'cause I, I, you know.

SPEAKER_03: What do you need?

LPC: (LPC) I'm calling from Radio Shack.

LPC: We got a quadrupler on sale that multiplies our coupler with no tripler.

SPEAKER_03: Well, that's okay.

SPEAKER_03: because uh, we got all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03: Don't hang up on me, because you're talking to one of the big boys from Hollywood.

LPC: Oh.

SPEAKER_03: And we got all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03: (Arthur) Well you son of a bitch.

LPC: First one of a really is like, this is Garrett up now.

LPC: (LPC) Yeah, I was calling about that tripler.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: (LPC) And you were gonna talk to the gargler.

LPC: Would that be? Okay, just real quick.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Okay, Arthur.

LPC: Just let him know you talked to me.

SPEAKER_03: Crime dance, we got cut off.

SPEAKER_03: Your phone was.

SPEAKER_03: hung up on me. Now, what do you need?

SPEAKER_03: Do you speak English?

SPEAKER_03: Yes, I speak English.

SPEAKER_03: (Arthur) Well, damnit you're having a hell of a time about it.

SPEAKER_03: What do you need? I got time, now this is a crime desk here,

SPEAKER_03: And I tried to talk to the guy on the phone, and he hung up on me. Now, what do you actually need?

SPEAKER_03: And I spent a lot of time at your, at your place.

SPEAKER_03: To be honest, sir, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not sure what... I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: I can I tell you.

SPEAKER_03: I even just got done.

SPEAKER_03: getting my new printer from yous up there.

SPEAKER_03: We spent a lot of money from you, because we're in Hollywood,

SPEAKER_03: And I was just talking to your boys over there, and I'm up there all the time and spend mostly all my money up there with you.

None: (Arthur) So what did he call me for?

LPC: Called you.

SPEAKER_03: (Arthur) He called me two times in a row.

None: He called the Radio Shack.

None: This is Art Schaffner.

LPC: (Radio Shack) He said he has a flipper, and he needs to know how many couplers he can put on his flipper.

LPC: And he wants someone to go by his house, and we cannot do that.

LPC: (Arthur) Like I told you, I'm a Goddamn cop.

LPC: Bunch of fucking phoney calls coming in.

LPC: Excuse me?

LPC: The tripler.

LPC: Now, where do you stand?

LPC: I'm sorry, sir.

LPC: We cannot help you.

LPC: This is, we, I, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

LPC: This is- yeah, we, we can't help you.

LPC: (LPC) What do you mean?

LPC: (Radio Shack) What do you, I mean we're not sure what you're talking about.

LPC: I don't know if this is some prank, but we cannot help you.

LPC: I'm sorry.

LPC: A prank.

LPC: I was playing radio-sacked.

LPC: This is what I speaking.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Would you please talk to the gargler?

LPC: I was having a hard time explaining what I need.

LPC: Your tripler?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: (Radio Shack) Was your tripler giving you problems with the triple double axle?

LPC: (LPC) The quadrupler is where I was running...

LPC: The quadrupler?

LPC: Huh?

LPC: Is the quadrupler dripping?

LPC: (LPC) Can you talk to The Gargler?

LPC: He can explain it much better,

LPC: if you'd just give me a minute.

LPC: Only if he can tell me if there's a leak.

LPC: I need to know if there's a leak.

LPC: I can't help you unless there's a leak.

LPC: (LPC) Well he'll tell you, just talk to Arthur.

LPC: Okay, go Arthur on the phone. Crime, gas. What are you need? I need to know if it's leaking.

SPEAKER_03: (Arthur) What the hell are you talking about? Are you on drugs or dope?

SPEAKER_03: Dope is drugs? Yeah, I know you're a sick, cock-second motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03: But is it leaking?

LPC: (LPC) Sir, you're not helping. I'm trying to get my tripler going, it's stopping at the point of the

LPC: quadrupler. Alright?

LPC: Okay. But is your rubber leaking the signal?

LPC: (LPC) I'm in the car, I could be there in

LPC: 20 minutes. Like, would you please talk to The Gargler? Just tell him what I told you,

LPC: and I'll know what to buy when I get there, okay?

LPC: (Radio Shack) No, I can already tell you that we don't have the part you're looking for.

SPEAKER_03: Hey, horse's ass. What are you want?

SPEAKER_03: Why don't you go fuck your mother, you ain't got nothing else to do.

SPEAKER_03: (Radio Shack) You might be better off calling Best Buy.

LPC: Best Buy? Yeah.

LPC: I've already made the expenditure with you all.

LPC: (Radio Shack) Well, no. Because your coupon isn't valid, and we don't have the part you need.

LPC: Well tell

LPC: Arthur that. He's the gargler, you know?

LPC: All right. Can I speak to Arthur the gargler?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: (Arthur) Hey Brown? I got all day to cut you off, now what do you want?

LPC: Hello?

LPC: (Radio Shack) Okay, we don't have the parts you need, to stop the leak in your rubber, 'cause your

LPC: gargler is, uh, acting up. so...

SPEAKER_03: (Arthur) Does your mothe...Does your father fuck your mother in the ass, like you was born, you

SPEAKER_03: mother fucker cock of a son of a bitch?

SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's not nice, sir.

LPC: Thank you.

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