SPEAKER_18: Hello?

SPEAKER_13: Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10: Goose? What kind of a book is it?

SPEAKER_13: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't speak English. Only a little bit...

SPEAKER_18: Mongoose, the magazine?

SPEAKER_13: Ack, where? I don't, what are you talking about? I've got games, I've got comics.

SPEAKER_13: I don't even know what it is. Is it a game?

SPEAKER_00: Is it called moose? There's one called 'How Randy the Moose Turned His Frown Upside Down'.

SPEAKER_13: I looked, I looked, I looked, I checked mongoose.

SPEAKER_13: A mongoose. A mongoose? Is that an animal?

SPEAKER_11: I'm sorry, I think we're having a problem

SPEAKER_11: with our phones.

SPEAKER_11: Do you want to use our bathroom?

SPEAKER_11: Stop calling back.

SPEAKER_11: Hello?

SPEAKER_02: Hello.

SPEAKER_11: Hi.

SPEAKER_02: Were you looking for books?

SPEAKER_02: Yes, I don't know what's happened.

SPEAKER_09: Sorry.

SPEAKER_09: I'm not sure either. I just put someone on hold.

SPEAKER_09: Were you calling looking for books with a papoose?

SPEAKER_02: No, (laughs) I was looking for books about mongoose.

SPEAKER_02: Mongoose?

SPEAKER_02: Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: I'm sorry? We have story time this morning and I can barely hear you.

SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's, that's...

SPEAKER_02: Never mind.

SPEAKER_02: I know we don't have anything on mongooses.

SPEAKER_08: I don't have anything about papooses.

SPEAKER_08: This extension...

SPEAKER_08: What's going on? I don't have an extension.

SPEAKER_08: I don't understand.

SPEAKER_08: There's something weird going on on my phone.

SPEAKER_03: Hello?

SPEAKER_08: Hi, can you...

SPEAKER_11: tell me how to spell 'papoose'?

SPEAKER_11: P-A-P-O-O-S-E

SPEAKER_11: Ok, that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_11: And you're sure they were at the Cathedral Book Store?

SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry?

SPEAKER_11: You said your friend bought it here?

SPEAKER_03: What kind of...

SPEAKER_03: Are, are we, what kind of item are we talking about?

SPEAKER_11: You asked me if we carry a book called Papoose, right?

SPEAKER_03: Uhhh, no, he asked me if we carried a book called Mongoose.

SPEAKER_11: Oh, you're not yourself?

SPEAKER_03: No.

SPEAKER_03: I picked up the phone and there was a male caller,

SPEAKER_03: he asked if we carried a magazine called Mongoose.

SPEAKER_11: Is this a...

SPEAKER_03: Hello?

SPEAKER_03: Am I talking this on in the Georgia Tech store?

SPEAKER_11: No, this is the Cathedral bookstore.

SPEAKER_11: Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_11: Okay, well...

SPEAKER_11: Oh, weird.

SPEAKER_11: And...

SPEAKER_11: Okay.

SPEAKER_11: Alright.

SPEAKER_11: Thanks.

SPEAKER_17: Thank.

SPEAKER_11: Thank you.

SPEAKER_11: Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: So I tried to tell you before, I think there's some sort of a breakdown in communication.

SPEAKER_17: I don't know how much clearer I can be.

SPEAKER_17: A book called Papoose. I wouldn't know about.

SPEAKER_13: Ok, well if you're going to be rude, I can't help you.

SPEAKER_17: I phoned the goddamn store.

SPEAKER_17: So what do you want me to do?

SPEAKER_17: I mean, this is insane.

SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry if I'm lying to you, or if I'm a dumb person, I can accept that.

SPEAKER_10: God bless you, sir.

SPEAKER_03: I don't know what is happening with your phone, but it's got a moose in a mailing carton and a girl with glasses.

SPEAKER_11: The major moose?

SPEAKER_11: He said super goose.

SPEAKER_11: Super goose.

SPEAKER_10: I,I don't know what you guys are talking about.

SPEAKER_10: Not mother goose.

SPEAKER_10: I don't even...

SPEAKER_10: It doesn't seem familiar to me.

SPEAKER_16: So, it looks like I have 150 of the good luck mini moose.

SPEAKER_16: I have one Moose On The Loose

SPEAKER_16: book, and then three stuffed animals for a different style of moose.

SPEAKER_07: I sorry, I...for the book I Am The Goose?

SPEAKER_16: Moose On The Loose, is the only book I have.

SPEAKER_07: And that's the one that you're looking for?

SPEAKER_16: Okay.

SPEAKER_16: You guys need a bunch of moose stuff.

SPEAKER_07: Oh, umm, I'm not entirely sure what's going on.

SPEAKER_16: This is a toy store. You guys called us looking for moose stuff.

SPEAKER_07: Okay, sir, I'm really confused right now.

SPEAKER_07: Who are you?

SPEAKER_07: I work with Book People. Ok. So, I don't know exactly what's going on.

SPEAKER_18: Okay, well, anyway.

SPEAKER_07: Yes.

SPEAKER_18: I'm not sure why you guys are calling me.

SPEAKER_04: Uh, what's the book that it was...

SPEAKER_04: He said mongoose.

SPEAKER_04: To me, he said caboose, so I thought it might be the little red caboose.

SPEAKER_04: So I'm not sure?

SPEAKER_04: Okay.

SPEAKER_04: Uhh. Yeah, I think calling your friend is probably gonna be the best...

SPEAKER_04: He is not a friend of mine,

SPEAKER_04: Okay?

SPEAKER_04: Okay.

SPEAKER_09: All right.

SPEAKER_09: Hello?

SPEAKER_18: Hello.

SPEAKER_09: This is a Kino-Klinger book store, and the summer

SPEAKER_09: somebody transferred to you.

SPEAKER_18: Yeah, so, you are now the third book store that has called me and asked me about a book.

SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_18: So I don't know which book they're looking for.

SPEAKER_18: So do I win a prize, or, I mean, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_09: Uh, no, he said The Goose.

SPEAKER_18: Ok, so, first person said Mongoose, second person said Caboose, and this person said Goose. So...

SPEAKER_18: I don't know what's going on, but I'm actually getting a little tired of all the phone calls.

SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_09: yeah, ok,

SPEAKER_09: He is your friend.

SPEAKER_18: Not my friend.

SPEAKER_09: Ohhh, I'm sorry,

SPEAKER_09: He's calling a business.

SPEAKER_18: and then another business called me, and then another business called me, and then another business called me,

SPEAKER_18: and then now you called me.

SPEAKER_09: Okay. Okay, it's true. Okay.

SPEAKER_18: Yes, this is City Lights.

SPEAKER_18: I think your friend transferred me over to you.

SPEAKER_18: Not my friend.

SPEAKER_21: He's looking for the Papoose book?

SPEAKER_18: So you're the fifth or sixth call.

SPEAKER_18: I feel like I'm in some sort of twilight zone.

SPEAKER_18: So what do you think he's looking for?

SPEAKER_21: Oh, there's a book that he said his friend got here called Papoose.

SPEAKER_18: No idea what we need.

SPEAKER_18: No idea. So first it was Mongoose, then it was Caboose, then it was Goose, now it's Papoose.

SPEAKER_18: But he is a super freak and I've had calls from Book

SPEAKER_18: people. Some woman didn't speak English. And now you. And whoa. Oh, hey, okay. Whoa.

SPEAKER_21: So they sounded so kind of official. It's like he was really. Yeah, it's got to get worse. I don't know.

SPEAKER_21: Oh, man. How's surreal. All right. Hello. Hello? Hello?

SPEAKER_05: Hi. Hi. Can you hear me?

SPEAKER_05: Ok, so, I, I'm searching for Mad Goose? Is that... I thought it was Mongoose, ok let's see.

SPEAKER_05: Mongoose? I... I don't see anything in our system for Mongoose.

SPEAKER_06: Um, who am I speaking to?

SPEAKER_05: This is women and children first. Oh, I'm not really sure.

SPEAKER_05: Yeah. Mongooses.

SPEAKER_06: You're both looking?

SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this is weird. A gentleman called and said, I'm looking for mad goose.

SPEAKER_05: But now we have mongoose. Okay. Well, I don't have any mongoose list. Okay. Hello? Hello? Hi. Hi. Are you the person who's looking for the mongoose? I think you guys called for it. Did one of you called for it?

SPEAKER_12: You were looking for a call. I am the masseuse, right? This is bizarre. Worker. Hello? Hello? Is this a serious phone call because I don't know what's going.

SPEAKER_14: on. Hello?

SPEAKER_14: Hey. Who? Something may have just happened. Did someone call you? Yeah. Was he a strange fellow? He was just asking me the most strange

SPEAKER_14: questions I've ever had on a phone call. Hello? Hello? Are you hearing that? Yeah, that was strange.

SPEAKER_14: This is very weird. This seems to have gotten strange. Are, are you hearing that?

SPEAKER_14: Yeah, so I'm listening and I'm struggling because they have customers in the store. My mind wandered. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_14: Oh, oh, you want to start all over?

SPEAKER_12: Someone called asking if we had the mad goose.

SPEAKER_12: What kinda goose?

SPEAKER_12: Mad goose? Mad goose.

SPEAKER_12: This is really totally weird. The person just called and asked...

SPEAKER_12: To ask for a mongoose? He didn't seem to know...

SPEAKER_09: (laughs) I was told The Mad Goose. It's called Mad Goose?

SPEAKER_09: No. No, Okay. It's not a masseuse?

SPEAKER_12: The masseuse?

SPEAKER_12: Hi, were you asking about a book called I Am The Masseuse?

SPEAKER_12: No.

SPEAKER_13: No? I never had a weird phone call like this, ever. It's weird. It's vibrating, and it's... I don't even know, and I never even heard of the mongoose.

SPEAKER_15: I'm sorry, no, I don't carry a book called Van Moose.

SPEAKER_15: No.

SPEAKER_15: Is there a piano playing? I can't, I can't really hear you.

SPEAKER_09: I hear that, too.

SPEAKER_15: Alright, can you, can you call me back in a minute?

SPEAKER_10: Oh, okay. I couldn't really hear you over the music too much.

SPEAKER_10: I know. I don't know whose music it is.

SPEAKER_10: Hi. Sorry. You have two of us. You have two bookstores.

SPEAKER_14: I can't wait, man. We get a lot of background noise here.

SPEAKER_10: You have two of us on the line at the same time.

SPEAKER_14: I can't hear you. I'm just... Hello?

SPEAKER_10: You have two of us on the line at the same time?

SPEAKER_09: Are we on two lines here?

SPEAKER_10: I think we're on two lines here.

SPEAKER_09: Okay. I was answering a question here from the bookstore.

SPEAKER_09: Someone just called...I'm sorry? Can I help you?

SPEAKER_06: Oh, gosh. No, just... I actually just received a call from a gentleman who was looking for a book titled

SPEAKER_06: What's that?

SPEAKER_11: You're an interesting person. (laughs).

SPEAKER_09: The title is Mongoose?

SPEAKER_09: Is it? I'm trying to look up something for someone. Uh, they gave me Vamoose.

SPEAKER_09: How can I help?

SPEAKER_09: I'm confused.

SPEAKER_09: I'm confused. I was getting back to someone who was on line one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09: Oh, we're on a conference call. I don't know. (Laughs).

SPEAKER_09: Happy bookselling.

SPEAKER_20: I think you are mistaken.

SPEAKER_17: I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_20: You are mistaken.

SPEAKER_09: I, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_20: I don't need your attitude.

SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

SPEAKER_20: What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_06: I'm rather confused myself.

SPEAKER_20: You are not welcome here.

SPEAKER_06: At first, it was a guy on the phone.

SPEAKER_20: Do not call here again.

SPEAKER_20: I'm here. I'm back.

SPEAKER_20: Did you call my father yesterday and talk to a 79-year-old man this way?

SPEAKER_20: Is that what you did?

SPEAKER_20: You fucking weakling?

SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_20: You speak to my father that way again, we're gonna have a real problem.

SPEAKER_20: I don't know what the heck just happened.

SPEAKER_20: You're a fucking weakling.

SPEAKER_13: Man goose.

SPEAKER_20: You're a man.

SPEAKER_20: Mentally ill.

SPEAKER_01: I was told to ask you about The Vamoose Book you bought, so your friend could buy it.

SPEAKER_20: I'd talk to your friend, he was insulting,

SPEAKER_20: and, uh, I thought it was odd.

SPEAKER_01: No, he said that you were his friend.

SPEAKER_19: No, no, no. So just talk me through it.

SPEAKER_19: So why is your friend calling us?

SPEAKER_19: Who is your friend?

SPEAKER_19: And why is he doing this?

SPEAKER_01: Sir, this is a business.

SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the hell's going on.

SPEAKER_19: No, no.

SPEAKER_19: We're a business, too, so I'm trying to figure out who's doing this.

SPEAKER_19: I have no idea.

SPEAKER_19: Kay,

SPEAKER_19: He threatened to come in and piss on our floor.

SPEAKER_19: And this is really gross, I would love to get my hands on the person who did this.

SPEAKER_10: Please take us off your call list.