Longmont Potion Castle 13 · 2017

Didiwompus

Track 15

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Aliases

• Ewan

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Establishments

• UPS

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• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Ewan with UPS. :
  
• LPC: How're you doing tonight, miss? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm good. How are you? :
  
• LPC: Fine. I've been trying to bring three, four parcels up 'ere, and no one's come to the door, each- :
  
• LPC: Up where? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring 'em to? :
  
• LPC: I've got some plants and flowers you ordered. And uhh... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't think I ordered any plants and flowers. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, did he want us? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring him to? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: trying to deliver them to? :
  
• LPC: I've got didiwompus. And I've got 'em on the truck. :
  
• LPC: I've got two stops ahead of you, but I could be there in about forty-five minutes, :
  
• LPC: if you're gonna answer the door this time, that's certainly no problem :
  
• LPC: Okay, okay, okay, okay. COD, $82 even. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, just take a hike, buddy. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I've asked you three times, what is the freaking address you're trying to deliver them to? :
  
• LPC: Is this Pam? Or wha- or who is this? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the address you're trying to deliver them to? :
  
• LPC: I've got the address right. :
  
• LPC: he- here on my tablet. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Then say it to me! SAY IT! :
  
• LPC: I've already been there three times and you didn't answer the bell. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Say the address, buddy, or I'm hanging up again. You can go to hell. :
  
• LPC: I've got your didiwompus flowers right here. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, is Pam there, please. :
  
• LPC: No, she's not. This is Tom. :
  
• LPC: Oh, hi, Tom. :
  
• LPC: What's up? :
  
• LPC: I need to talk to her about her delivery. :
  
• LPC: There's no delivery, dude. :
  
• LPC: Uh, yeah, I've been up there three times, no one came to the door. :
  
• LPC: So? :
  
• LPC: So!?! So why are you calling this number? :
  
• LPC: I mean, we didn't order any flowers. :
  
• LPC: Didiwompus, is what they're called. :
  
• LPC: Who cares? :
  
• LPC: I do. :
  
• LPC: I'm trying to do my job, and you're making that real difficult, as a matter a fact. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, but your job has gone haywire. :
  
• LPC: Is that a lot of fact? :
  
• LPC: You're absolutely, positively not gonna get a dime, ok? :
  
• LPC: So why are you wasting your time? :
  
• LPC: I'll come back up there. :
  
• LPC: I got a few stops to make on the way, but, uh, so you'll have to wait a few minutes. :
  
• LPC: Dude, did you hear? We- we didn't order any and- Pooninny. we're not obligated to take some stupid delivery from some dick head that is harassing us by calling this number. :
  
• LPC: Poonini. :
  
• LPC: That's the name of the plant. :
  
• LPC: Poonini and Diddywampus? :
  
• LPC: I got a big bundle of parcels here. :
  
• LPC: So what? :
  
• LPC: We didn't order them. :
  
• LPC: You just changed. :
  
• LPC: Do you understand that? :
  
• LPC: You're just changing the mind of the parses. :
  
• LPC: ...we would never order anything that stupid. Ok? :
  
• LPC: I hear that all the time. :
  
• LPC: People change their mind. :
  
• LPC: 'oh, I didn't order this, :
  
• LPC: I didn't order that.' :
  
• LPC: Hey, dude, oh yeah, right. :
  
• LPC: You know what? :
  
• LPC: why don't you just get with the program, [pitch down] step up to the plate, and answer your dawgone dorm bell next time I come up 'ere. :
  
• LPC: Dude. :
  
• LPC: Am I making myself clear? :
  
• LPC: Am I understood? :
  
• LPC: About what? :
  
• LPC: About the fact. :
  
• LPC: – I got pooninnies, :
  
• LPC: I got didiwompus, taking up a lot of space in my truck, and you're running me around. :
  
• LPC: Yeah? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Oh yeah, well, dude. :
  
• LPC: Put PAM on the phone. :
  
• LPC: I need a credit card number. :
  
• LPC: Put her on the line. :
  
• LPC: Oh, yeah. :
  
• LPC: like that's gonna happen. :
  
• LPC: Put her on the line, buddy. :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Are you telling me what to do? :
  
• LPC: Sure am. :
  
• LPC: Well, you can just stick it up your ass, ok? :
  
• LPC: What are you gonna do about it? :
  
• LPC: Not answer the door again? :
  
• LPC: That's reeeal neat. :
  
• LPC: No, I will ans- :
  
• LPC: You come to this door. :
  
• LPC: I will answer it. :
  
• LPC: I will be there. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: I got four stops ahead of ya. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: No, who cares? :
  
• LPC: My customers do—my considerate customers—unlike :
  
• LPC: I don't like you guys. :
  
• LPC: My son-in-law is a police officer. :
  
• LPC: he's a sergeant with the Kansas City, Missouri, police force... :
  
• LPC: Oh, wow. :
  
• LPC: ...he'll be waiting for you, too. Ok? :
  
• LPC: So, come on. :
  
• LPC: Kansas City police force. Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Expect to spend the night in jail. :