Longmont Potion Castle 13 · 2017

Bicycle Center

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• Juan Friend

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• LPC: I got a question about my bicycle center. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I got ahh question about my bicycle I got outta there, :
  
• LPC: two...two and a half weeks ago now? [ba- ba-] Do you guys warranty your bikes up 'ere? :
  
• LPC: You bought a bike from us? :
  
• LPC: I'm having major problems with my spokes and my inner tube. :
  
• LPC: Okay, and this is a bike you purchased from us recently? :
  
• LPC: Yes, I paid cash. :
  
• LPC: Take it, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck. :
  
• LPC: Um, something funny is going on with the phone line. :
  
• LPC: This bike has been veering off to the side. :
  
• LPC: it's going backwards sometimes when I peddle forwards. :
  
• LPC: It's- Different things are happening :
  
• LPC: All times, day in the night. :
  
• LPC: Digabamba, ba, ta-a-d-d-da-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. :
  
• LPC: Who is this? :
  
• LPC: Juan, friend. :
  
• LPC: So what can I do to get this things going in the right direction? :
  
• LPC: Um, well, if you want to bring the bike down, I'd be happy to take a look at it for ya :
  
• LPC: and we can get things squared away. :
  
• LPC: I've been up 'ere, like, twice. :
  
• LPC: And then as soon as I get home it- the thing starts taking off every which way you :
  
• LPC: can imagine. :
  
• LPC: I-g-d-d-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g. :
  
• LPC: I can't figure out which. :
  
• LPC: I can't figure out which way to turn on the thing. :
  
• LPC: It's like I'm always lighting on ice, even in the middle of summer. :
  
• LPC: You know what I'm saying? :
  
• LPC: [laughs] This is entertaining. :
  
• LPC: Who is this? :
  
• LPC: One friend. :
  
• LPC: If you wanna come on down sir, we can get you squared away, :
  
• LPC: But I got to go. :
  
• LPC: Well do you expect me to just ride around sideways all day? :
  
• LPC: I bought the thing. :
  
• LPC: Of course I don't, sir. :
  
• LPC: No, I mean, if there's any actual... :
  
• LPC: issues with the bicycle that you purchased from us. :
  
• LPC: we can gladly get those things squared away. :
  
• LPC: Are you telling me it's just like riding a bike, that old chestnut is what you're telling me? :
  
• LPC: It's just like riding the bike. :
  
• LPC: It's like going sideways and reverse and I'm spinning around and I don't even know where I'm going. [akka dakka...] :
  
• LPC: Alright, :
  
• LPC: where you have a very good day. :
  
• LPC: All right. :
  
• LPC: Where am I supposed to go? :
  
• LPC: I don't even know where I'm going. :
  
• LPC: Am I supposed to go backwards or something on this thing? :
  
• LPC: Or I'm supposed to read the manual? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I mean, well you can go whichever way you like sir. :
  
• LPC: You have a very good day, okay? :
  
• LPC: I'm going to take you somewhere and demonstrate with things. :
  
• LPC: 'cause I was not told this things goes backwards when I bought the dang thing. :
  
• LPC: Okay, sir, we'd be happy to get you. :
  
• LPC: I was not told. :
  
• LPC: I was not forewarned. :
  
• LPC: I don't want anyone to be dissatisfied, but I have a feeling this is a prank phone call. :
  
• LPC: Have I given you any indication that I'm anything less than serious? :
  
• LPC: Um, well, there's some sound effects coming over the phone that I don't quite understand. :
  
• LPC: So you have a very good day, ok? Thank you so much. :