Longmont Potion Castle 12 · 2016

Twist And Shout #420

Track 13

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• Woman: Listen to show. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I was trying to make my way up 'ere. :
  
• Woman: Yeah, I have, you need to give me a cross street or something. :
  
• Woman: I have no i—I've asked four people where you are. :
  
• Woman: I don't know where you are. [laughs] :
  
• LPC: I b—I was holdin' for someone to get on the line and it went silent. :
  
• Woman: Yeah, I had you on hold. Um, :
  
• Woman: Can you give me cross streets? :
  
• Woman: Are you in the mountains? :
  
• Woman: Are you downtown Denver? :
  
• Woman: Where you at? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, the line fell silent there. :
  
• LPC: I apologize. Um— :
  
• Woman: No, that's fine. :
  
• Woman: I just need to know. :
  
• Woman: where you are so I can kinda help you out here, 'cause I have four different people; :
  
• Woman: no one knows what you're talking about. ''[laughs]. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you hit it smack dab on the head. :
  
• LPC: Um, I live across the Great Divide. :
  
• LPC: You know, I've got the four acres and I'm in the fork. :
  
• Woman: Okay. :
  
• Woman: Are you trying to get to Denver? :
  
• LPC: I'm trying to get to Twist & Shout :
  
• Woman: Yeah, we're in Denver. :
  
• LPC: Are you Twist & Shout? :
  
• Woman: Yes, we are. :
  
• Woman: In Denver, Colorado. :
  
• LPC: Good, good, good, good! Good! :
  
• Woman: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Well, I've got the, ah, two large creeks runnin' through the middle of my back yard— :
  
• Woman: Yeah, that's not, that doesn't help me. :
  
• Woman: I need something else. :
  
• Woman: You need to give me the name of the city that you're in or something. :
  
• Woman: ’Cause I can't help you unless I know where you are. :
  
• LPC: The campfire pits. :
  
• LPC: I've got 'em on either side. :
  
• Woman: That doesn't help me. :
  
• Woman: You've gotta give me the name of the town you're in. :
  
• Woman: It's just a campfire pit? That doesn't help me. :
  
• Woman: 'Cause the next thing I'm gonna suggest is Google Maps. :
  
• LPC: Well, I think you've hit it smack dab on the head. :
  
• Woman: For the third time, yeah, yeah. :
  
• LPC: Well, what about the light rail? :
  
• LPC: I mean, that shows some real initiative on my part, don't you think? :
  
• Woman: Yes, it does. :
  
• Woman: You could take the light rail to either LoDo or you could take it to—You can take it to LoDo and you can take the 15 down. :
  
• Woman: That's one way to do it. :
  
• Woman: but other than that, I—I really don't know where you are, man. :
  
• LPC: Are you talkin' 'bout the real estate market, that I get to see everything on the way? :
  
• LPC: 'Cause it's hot right now. :
  
• LPC: Is that what you're saying? :
  
• Woman: Not at all. :
  
• Woman: I don't think we understand each other at all, man. :
  
• LPC: No, no, no, no. :
  
• LPC: You're just adding an addendum to. :
  
• LPC: my original question, is what you're kinda doing, right? :
  
• Woman: Not at all, man. :
  
• Woman: I'm just tryin' to help you and I'm confused as hell right now, so— :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• Woman: —you can try to take the light rail to the bus station; :
  
• Woman: That's one way to do it. :
  
• LPC: And you've got bobbleheads, yeah? :
  
• Woman: Yeah, we got bobbleheads. :
  
• LPC: Okay, well, I think I'm showing initiative here. :
  
• Woman: That's great! And I'll see you when you get here! :
  
• LPC: Okay, so when I start out, which direction do I start out? :
  
• Woman: Depends on where you're startin' from, :
  
• Woman: Right? :
  
• Woman: Yeah, I know, right? :
  
• Woman: So, um, you could either try Google Maps at this point or you could check your phone, 'cause I don’t know where you're startin' at. :
  
• LPC: One thing you didn't mention, though, is how all the street signs are at the far side at the intersections, :
  
• LPC: meaning you only discover the street you're looking for after it's kinda too late, y'know? :
  
• Woman: That's okay, yeah! But I'll see you when ya get here, man! :
  
• LPC: Are you on a service road, w—? :
  
• Woman: We're on the largest street in the United States [chuckling], the one that goes the longest from east to west. :
  
• Woman: You can't miss it. :
  
• LPC: My point is there's no way to turn around for at least a good three to five miles once you start out. :
  
• LPC: And there—service roads don't exist, so it's— :
  
• Woman: —Oh, okay, well I—I don't know that, man. :
  
• Woman: I've got to go. :
  
• Woman: I'm the only one here, so good luck, man. :
  
• LPC: If something's blocking the road, I'm sunk. :
  
• LPC: Y'know what I'm saying? :
  
• Woman: Yeah, you are, and I don't know how to help that, man. :
  
• Woman: We'll see when you get here. :
  
• LPC: Listen to me. :