Longmont Potion Castle 12 · 2016

Tire Shop

Track 3

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Aliases

• Hoyt Herringbone

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• LPC: Hello. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, uh, tire store?! :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Hey, this is Hoyt. :
  
• LPC: You guys got me a tire, and my vehicle's flipped out every which direction you can imagine. :
  
• LPC: Sir, sir, sir. :
  
• LPC: You must assume that I recognize your voice, therefore didn't introduce yourself, :
  
• LPC: Unfortunately, that's not the case. :
  
• LPC: So, uh, what's your last name? :
  
• LPC: Herringbone...fella. And I took my vehicle- Sir. -to the dealer- :
  
• LPC: Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. :
  
• LPC: I don't need attitude. I'm trying to help you out here, man. :
  
• LPC: How do you play the last thing? :
  
• LPC: My name's Hoyt Herringbone and my dealer said that my cal- :
  
• LPC: Sir, if you had just sold me your last name, I can quickly help you. :
  
• LPC: Who am I speakin' with? :
  
• LPC: Maybe you should just call back when you can calm down, man. :
  
• LPC: I mean, I...I :
  
• LPC: I think you might have a lot of number here. :
  
• LPC: I don't have anybody in the computer by that name. :
  
• LPC: You don't even have a computer system. Based on my-what I- :
  
• LPC: Who are you trying to call? :
  
• LPC: Who you tryin' to call? :
  
• LPC: You haven't even identified who y'are! :
  
• LPC: You got the wrong company, buddy. :
  
• LPC: Rough guy. :
  
• LPC: I bought a tire fair :
  
• LPC: and square. My calipers are all broken as a result. :
  
• LPC: This must be a prank phone call, man. What can I tell you? :
  
• LPC: A real iffy one. Real iffy. :
  
• LPC: Thanks to you. So I want quadruple my purchase price refunded to me. :
  
• LPC: Oh, this is a prank phone call. Okay. :
  
• LPC: Comprende? What? :
  
• LPC: I said this is a prank phone call. :
  
• LPC: I'll come down on foot, pay ya a little visit, how's that sound? :
  
• LPC: Well, don't let yourself in jail, buddy. :
  
• LPC: In jail? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Don't break the lot. Don't commit me. :
  
• LPC: All my calipers are broken as a result of your shoddy material. :
  
• LPC: [scoff] I can't even take you serious, dude. I don't even have you in the computer. When did you come? :
  
• LPC: I was there on...Wednesdee, fair and square. :
  
• LPC: What kinda car was it? :
  
• LPC: I got a Daihatsu Blooper. :
  
• LPC: No, I got an actually blooper. What's that? :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna come up'air and wring your neck. :
  
• LPC: Hey, you really are fucked up in your head out here. :
  
• LPC: I want quadruple my purchase price, period. End of discussion. :
  
• LPC: Oh! :
  
• LPC: Hey, what kinda pills are you on, dude? :
  
• LPC: For real. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, there's gonna be some spills. :
  
• LPC: once I get ahold of ya. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: Pull out your teeth. :
  
• LPC: Hey, listen, what kind of car do you got? :
  
• LPC: Listen: I'm Hoyt Herringbone, :
  
• LPC: I came up Wednesdee, :
  
• LPC: I bought a wheel and a tire for my- :
  
• LPC: What, what time of day? :
  
• LPC: From my dihatt to blooper. :
  
• LPC: Not important. :
  
• LPC: All my calipers are shot. :
  
• LPC: I took it to the dealer. :
  
• LPC: he said I should get quadruple my purchase price back. :
  
• LPC: What do you go to? :
  
• LPC: I went to my own dealer. :
  
• LPC: And that's also none of your concern. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: Well, I can... :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: I want to pick you out on a CV or something. :
  
• LPC: So do yourself a favor, do everybody a favor. :
  
• LPC: Refund, quadruple my purchase price back, and I'll let it go. :
  
• LPC: How much did you pay? :
  
• LPC: Let's call it $385. :
  
• LPC: What's the invoice number that you were giving me much? :
  
• LPC: Don't have it handy. :
  
• LPC: Well, don't you get the invoice number for me. I'll try to look it up. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you hang up the phone? :
  
• LPC: I'll come down in person. :
  
• LPC: Spray some air. :
  
• LPC: in your ears and- :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Hey, this is Hoyt, herringbone. :
  
• LPC: Oh, hey Herringbone! :
  
• LPC: What's up, boner? :
  
• LPC: I got a defective caliper on my car. :
  
• LPC: Oh, yeah. :
  
• LPC: Oh, no shit. :
  
• LPC: You got some non-defective drugs you are. :
  
• LPC: Tell you that much. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna flatten you out, and I'm gonna blast air up your nostril, :
  
• LPC: unless I get satisfaction. :
  
• LPC: Am I making sense to you? :
  
• LPC: How old are you, man? :
  
• LPC: How old are you? :
  
• LPC: I'm a registered driver [ring], I'm street legal. :
  
• LPC: [scoff, laugh] You know what, I-I-I-I actually owe you something, you know that? :
  
• LPC: What's that? :
  
• LPC: I owe you something, you know that? :
  
• LPC: No, what? :
  
• LPC: You've-you've actually, you've made me actually feel very happy right now. :
  
• LPC: I feel like, I feel kinda like-I'm glad to meet somebody as stupid as you are, man. :
  
• LPC: It's been in a good mood. :
  
• LPC: You're glad that you ruined all the calipers in my Daihatsu? :
  
• LPC: That makes you happy, huh? :
  
• LPC: Yep, very happy. I appreciate that. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna love. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna level ya when I come down there. :
  
• LPC: I just am. :
  
• LPC: This must be like a recorded, like prank lines, huh? :
  
• LPC: Where you gettin' this stuff? :
  
• LPC: Where you gettin' this stuff? :
  
• LPC: Well...I told ya, ya need to give me the invoice number, buddy. :
  
• LPC: I don't have it handy, Rough Man. :
  
• LPC: Well, go... Hey, Rough Man, why don't you go get it handy, Rough Man? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, why don't you go, uh, take a nap. :
  
• LPC: Or wake up. :
  
• LPC: Actually that's a good idea. That's a good-I wanna take a nap, :
  
• LPC: man. Why dontcha send me over some hookers so I can, you know, have the nap and have a good time, :
  
• LPC: same time. :
  
• LPC: After you give me my refund I can, uh, be on my merry way. :
  
• LPC: How's that sound? :
  
• LPC: Well, uh...You shouldn't probably, you know, be in public while intoxicated. :
  
• LPC: It's illegal, man. :
  
• LPC: Do you know a doggone thing about calipers? :
  
• LPC: Yes or no? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I know I'm not seeing what about a caliper. :
  
• LPC: Well, did you know that all of mine are [ring] ruined as a result of your shoddy product? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: I'm Hoyt. :
  
• LPC: Oh, this guy. :
  
• LPC: This guy. :
  
• LPC: You're drinking me all day. :
  
• LPC: You want me to fix your calipers? :
  
• LPC: your calipers? :
  
• LPC: I need ya to reseat my calipers. :
  
• LPC: Reseat your calipers? :
  
• LPC: Mm-hmm. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: alright, :
  
• LPC: Call me back in five minutes. :
  
• LPC: I'll get you a price, man. :
  
• LPC: What's the turnaround time on it? :
  
• LPC: All right. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna come up'air and, uh, you'll recognize me, :
  
• LPC: I got a thug chain around my neck. :
  
• LPC: You have a thug chain around your neck? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Alright, :
  
• LPC: sounds good, buddy. We'll play some Run DMC for you, man. :
  
• LPC: You still missin' teeth? :
  
• LPC: No, I'm not missin' any teeth, man. :
  
• LPC: You will be when I show up. :
  
• LPC: Alright, :
  
• LPC: Sounds good, man. :
  
• LPC: I'm in a rough, man. :
  
• LPC: you up and I'm gonna flatten you out. :