Longmont Potion Castle 12 · 2016

Manic Panic

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• SPEAKER_01: Tannick, panic. :
  
• LPC: Hi, could I purchase a gift certificate? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you wanting a gift certificate for? :
  
• LPC: For $7,500. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: $7500?! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is this? :
  
• LPC: My name’s Sterling. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your name’s Sterling? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Have you been in here before? :
  
• LPC: No it’s not for me, ma’am. :
  
• LPC: It’s for another person. :
  
• LPC: I wanted this other person to have haircuts for years and years and years. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I’m. Well, y’know- You know what let me take your name and number :
  
• SPEAKER_01: because I don’t know if we can write one for that amount. :
  
• LPC: Well I work at uh- Hoover Dam. :
  
• LPC: and so I was just going to drive up there and pick it up at your store. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh huh- okay and has the person that you’re buying this gift certificate for, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: for $7,500? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: what you said? Have they been in here before? :
  
• LPC: Well, this person also works at the Hoover Dam. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh well how will they be able to get over here to get a haircut? :
  
• LPC: When they go back to the Hoover dam to go back to work I’d give it to the person then, :
  
• LPC: and then that person could bring it to you and just drive up’air and use it- FOR YEARS AND YEARS. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know- we’re not, we’re not too hip on that so sorry- :
  
• LPC: OHHHH... so you guys don’t cut hair up’air? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi, Madic County. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: THE MANIC PANIC HEADQUARTERS- :
  
• LPC: I wanted to get uh, a haircut. :
  
• LPC: My name’s Sterling. :
  
• None: Yeah? :
  
• LPC: I wanted to schedule it for November 5th and recurring. :
  
• None: Okay. :
  
• LPC: In other words I’d like to get my haircut in November 5th for YEARS AND YEARS YEARS.. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Wow. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well I guess we’ll just go one at a time. cause’ who knows if I’ll- I’ll be here in a year. :
  
• LPC: You know? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I’ll go one month at a time or one haircut at a time. :
  
• LPC: No I’d like to be on the books on a recurring basis for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay well that’ll be good!- but every time you come in we’ll re-book you. :
  
• LPC: So just put it down on your calendar and your outlook. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. What's your preferred time? :
  
• LPC: Hey- I,I’ve seen Brian Setzer live in concert 3 times so I think I know a thing or two about hair. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh man, yeah you do because he’s the best! :
  
• LPC: I rub my scalp. I use gel. I got gels :
  
• LPC: that you wouldn’t even believe. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: WELL WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO COME IN, STERLING? :
  
• LPC: I want to come in year after, year after year. :
  
• None: Well, what time? :
  
• LPC: Well I’m in a bowling alley right now- :
  
• None: I'm in a bowling alley right in the evening. :
  
• LPC: I’m in a bowling alley right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back. :
  
• LPC: What's your name? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: it’s Manic Panic. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: And call me back when you can call me back and talk a little bit longer. :
  
• LPC: Are you Hispanic, you said? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: No. :
  
• LPC: You just said you're Hispanic. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have another call coming down on the other line. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to just call me back when you can. :
  
• LPC: I’m gonna be calling back for years and years and years.... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. Sounds good. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Alright Sterling, I’ll talk to you later. :
  
• LPC: You're going to talk to my tushy. :
  
• None: Okay. :