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None: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Felix.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi, Felix.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi.
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SPEAKER_00: How's it good.
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SPEAKER_00: My last name's Babakuntos.
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SPEAKER_00: What about Babakuntos?
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SPEAKER_00: That's my last name.
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SPEAKER_01: Felix, Babacunto.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_01: How's, uh, how's your last name working for you?
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SPEAKER_00: Not too well, actually. I got a copy-requent.
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SPEAKER_00: copyright infringement charge slapped on me.
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SPEAKER_00: For what?
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SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to advertise or something?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not in the courtroom yet, smart guys, so I guess I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: You'll find out after I do.
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SPEAKER_00: Not before.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess.
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SPEAKER_00: So I got your voicemail.
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SPEAKER_00: Couldn't understand a word.
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SPEAKER_00: you didn't make a
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SPEAKER_00: lick of sense, if you ask me.
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SPEAKER_01: Ah, sorry, I uh, I got you call, but I had just woken up after really bad jet lag,
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SPEAKER_01: So, it's the phone, I sleep in the whole day.
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SPEAKER_00: You saw that I called?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is a pay phone.
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SPEAKER_00: It wasn't me that called.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was, I guess, some other guy who wouldn't pay phone call me.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well this is Felix Babakuntos.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not some other guy on the street.
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SPEAKER_00: the street, just like, that you bump into.
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SPEAKER_00: Alright?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, alright.
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SPEAKER_00: I had this number saved under a 'Grover'.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_00: I sure as hell don't know either.
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SPEAKER_00: This is a pay phone at an infirmary.
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SPEAKER_01: What kind of infirmary?
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SPEAKER_01: Like a college infirmary? Or...
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: An infirmary for the infirmed.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you have some sort of ailment?
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SPEAKER_01: Uh.
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SPEAKER_01: I think you have a cold.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Should I be inferred?
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SPEAKER_00: Come down and find out.
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SPEAKER_01: Now into, uh, K-Town.
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SPEAKER_00: We're in K-town, yes.
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None: K-Town.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and we listen to a lot of K-pop.
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SPEAKER_00: I suppose you got a problem with that, too?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, K-pop is good.
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SPEAKER_01: And like, uh, she and shush in.
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SPEAKER_00: You would.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, He's that 400 year old professor.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I suppose you know all about the Babakuntos family tree. Or else you wouldn't be calling.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything about the Babakuntos family tree, actually. (unintelligible).
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SPEAKER_01: What does it entail?
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SPEAKER_00: Finance, high finance, in fact.
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SPEAKER_00: High finance.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that like a high-hand expert at finance?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: so would you be uhhh, willing to send a PayPal donation to our coffers?
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SPEAKER_00: We'd sure pre-hand.
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SPEAKER_00: Appreciate it.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you have a coffer confirmation page?
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SPEAKER_01: I just, do you have like a brochure with it? About what you guys do?
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SPEAKER_00: No, we're paperless, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: Uhh, do you have like a metal stamping, or laser engraving?
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SPEAKER_00: No, no.
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SPEAKER_00: We send you a PDF (belch?) if you donate above the 25 dollar level.
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SPEAKER_01: So, like a crowdfunding menu?
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SPEAKER_00: No, we're one-on-one.
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SPEAKER_01: What other levels are available?
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SPEAKER_01: You know, I might be a client level.
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SPEAKER_01: to bump up my level if there's some more powerful content available.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, we just offer the PDF booklet. And we're looking for an infusion.
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SPEAKER_01: Fine, I'll put it in consideration for my 'to-do' list.
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SPEAKER_00: Great.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you have, uhhh, address that I can forward this coffer coins?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's an email address.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, okay.
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None: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I've got my scribe ready.
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SPEAKER_00: One moment please.