Longmont Potion Castle 12 · 2016

Archdiocese Request

Track 1

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Track details

A

Aliases

• Tripper
• Walker

E

Establishments

• Archdiocese of Pennsylvania

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• LPC: Hello? Yeah, this is Walker. I'm with the archdiocese. :
  
• LPC: Archdiocese of what? Of Pennsylvania, sir. And we're asking everyone just to remain offline. Stay off the Internet for two to three hours tonight. :
  
• LPC: Why? We're just asking as a good gesture. Are you with AT&T? :
  
• LPC: We're called Statewide Web, we're with the archdiocese office and uh...[distortion] :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Archdiocese is a religious thing, are you with AT&T? :
  
• LPC: Sir, can you just stay offline? Is that a problem or not a problem? Can you just answer that one...[distortion] :
  
• LPC: If you explain why, I need to know why. We say rebuke the net. And if you don't want to participate, :
  
• LPC: we want a $79 contribution. What? And listen, listen, first of all, you're going to hear a click :
  
• LPC: in a second, just keep on talkin'. Second thing is, get lost. Whaddya mean, there? :
  
• LPC: Sir, can you stay off the internet? :
  
• LPC: tonight? Yes or no? It's the Archdiocese office. :
  
• LPC: Whaddya mean the-Okay, the father, son, and the holy spirit, they're all one being. Did you know that? :
  
• LPC: Ah-No, I wasn't aware of that, matter of fact. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: And- -are you a bishop, or somethin'? :
  
• LPC: I'm Tripper with the Archdiocese office, and we want everyone to stay offline, remain off the :
  
• SPEAKER_01: internet tonight, okay, for three hours. Well, that's not your, that's not your privilege, sir. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you? A train from? That's a secure mother five. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: or what are ya?! :
  
• LPC: We want a $79 contribution. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Up to you with your $79 contribution. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can stick that up your ass, you stupid son of a bitch, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: let me tell ya! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Huh? :
  
• LPC: Just read the credit card number. :
  
• LPC: You can make them demon-inistic sounds all you want to, you, you fucking idiot. :
  
• LPC: Just read the credit card number. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What I read? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're reading you. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Alright, here's my credit card number, you dumbass idiot! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Seven, seven, seven. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your fucking brief, father, motherfucker? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's a six-six-six. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I mean, if I knew it from you, I'm running my zipper. :
  
• LPC: I said, if I need any lip from you, I will rattle my zipper, :
  
• LPC: Do you understand me? :
  
• LPC: We'll find out about it if you go online. :
  
• LPC: so you might as well stay off. :
  
• LPC: I don't know if you find out, you fakeness in a son of a bitch. :
  
• LPC: I don't care what you find out! :
  
• LPC: Work with us. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Wait with you? :
  
• LPC: Read the credit card number or stay offline. :
  
• LPC: It's your choice. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Read a credit card number? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: As far as it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Off you, C.K. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why, over you, idiot. :
  
• LPC: [noise] We're removing your Wi-Fi right now. :
  
• LPC: Fuck you. :
  
• LPC: [noise continues] That's it, you're disconnected. No Wi-Fi for three hours. :
  
• LPC: Okay, fuck off, fuckface. :
  
• LPC: You wanna try again? Make the payment, or? :
  
• LPC: Shut up. :