LPC: Hello, Fish On The Grill.

LPC: Yeah, I came in there and I had some barbecued chicken.

LPC: And this-this stuff just tasted sulfuric.

LPC: You know one of those sulfur baths that you get into? This stuff was real strange, so.

LPC: Did you order it just recently?

LPC: Yes, I did, miss.

LPC: Alright, let me check through the receipts. Hold on.

LPC: Oh, it was bizarre.

LPC: So, you know what I'd really like is, like, a profiterole frittata.

LPC: You guys come up with something like that, and I'm happy to let the whole thing go.

LPC: You know what I mean?

LPC: Yeah, I don't know.

LPC: what that is. I don't know what you're saying.

LPC: Well, why dontcha try listenin' up? I had a weird experience in there.

LPC: Yes, I hear that. I'm looking for the order in the computer so I can reprint the receipt.

LPC: I've got the receipt.

LPC: Sorry, you ordered it today?

LPC: No, I didn't.

LPC: Well, how am I supposed to know when you ordered it when you're not giving me any information.

LPC: You just said you ordered it. You didn't tell me when.

LPC: You didn't ask. It was like somebody snuck up and put a match into my chicken. You know what I'm saying?

LPC: Yeah, I-I-I watch the cooks, they don't light

LPC: matches in the food.

LPC: It could have fooled me.

LPC: Why don't you just cook me a profiterole frittata to go and I'll just forgive the whole mess, okay?

LPC: I would have to talk to the owner about it. Oh, I talked to the owner. He said to just give a

LPC: call in and that you'd cook up what I need. Okay, but we don't have that frittata, whatever you're

LPC: Profiterole. You're saying that you want a frittata! We don't have that!

LPC: It's made out of perfideral. It's real, real good. Yes, but we don't have the ingredients. We don't

LPC: have that. You can only order what we have from the menu.

LPC: I need this tonight for dinner.

LPC: You need to stop with the prank calls, seriously, I'm trying to work.

LPC: I need a frittata made to-night!

LPC: I-I don't have time for your bullshit, stop calling.

LPC: It's just a frittata for freak's sake.

LPC: Stop calling. I'm tired of the prank calls.

LPC: Just quit playin' games and give me a dollar amount and I'll pay it!

LPC: You stop playing games. Stop fucking calling.

LPC: John is speaking.

LPC: Yeah. I'm calling from Fish on the Grill.

LPC: My boss here, Lauren, says that we needed to get some profiterole and I wanted-cuz we don't serve that-I

LPC: was wondering if there was any chance we can purchase some from you this once.

LPC: For how many people?

LPC: About twelve people we have coming through. It'd be Monday.

LPC: So, 12 people, we're looking at 2.45 a proportion, right?

LPC: Yeah, about that.

LPC: Yeah, because you don't want to do more, you don't want to do less.

LPC: Are you going to be serving them?

LPC: the plate? Yes.

LPC: Then you're going to need five for each. And 12 people here, no problem, yes.

LPC: Can you do me a favor and just talk to my boss, uh, Lauren, and just tell her how we can work this out?

LPC: Okay.

LPC: I'll put ya through, here.

LPC: Thank yous.

LPC: Hello, this on the ground.

LPC: Yes, I may speak to L-Lauren, please?

LPC: Not here right now.

LPC: Excuse me?

LPC: Not here.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: somebody from your company called me because you guys wanna purchase for Monday about twelve portion of profiterole,

LPC: I'm calling from Janis B. from San Ramon.

LPC: and he put me through to speak to Lauren, so, ahem, I don't know

LPC: Are we going to go about?

LPC: I have no idea what any of that is.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Are you a manager?

LPC: No, I'm not.

LPC: Can I speak to a manager, please?

LPC: They're not in right now.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Let me give you, uh,

LPC: the phone number to call, please.

LPC: Tell me when you're ready?

LPC: I don't know.

LPC: What is this about?

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Let me repeat myself.

LPC: A gentleman that works with you,

LPC: but obviously was calling from headquarters, from the office,

LPC: call me, and they said that you guys,

LPC: fish on fire,

LPC: need a 12 portion of profiteals for Monday.

LPC: So that's why he said,

LPC: let me.

LPC: put you through Lauren

LPC: so you can talk to her.

LPC: Yeah, I don't know anything about

LPC: that. There's only three people that work here

LPC: and there's only women. We don't-no

LPC: one else works here.

LPC: I was talking to this gentleman and he put

LPC: me through directly

LPC: to your phone number without dialing.

LPC: dialing. I don't know who it was.

LPC: Maybe it was a prank call.

LPC: Yesterday, I got a bunch of prank calls.

LPC: Maybe that's who called you.

LPC: Yeah, but, but, the guy knew

LPC: the name of Lauren.

LPC: Yeah, that was probably the prank call.

LPC: Okay, anyway, ahem, my name is Gianni.

LPC: I'm calling from Gianni's Bistro.

LPC: Is Lauren is going to come in today?

LPC: For what?

LPC: Is she coming in or not?

LPC: Who?

LPC: Lauren.

LPC: Yes, but for what?

LPC: I don't even know.

LPC: Well, I need to speak to her,

LPC: a man because perhaps it's important!

LPC: Can you do this?

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Yes, sir?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: Hi, who is this?

LPC: Oh, I'm sorry.

LPC: Oh, I'm calling from Fish On The Grill, here.

LPC: Ahem, what's your name?

LPC: My name is Aydalia.

LPC: Idalia.

LPC: My name is Johnny.

LPC: I'm calling from Gianni's Bistro in San Ramon.

LPC: I talked to-your-the call she said she doesn't know what I'm talking about.

LPC: Sorry about that.

LPC: Let me try one more time.

LPC: Okay, sure, go ahead.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Yes, hello.

LPC: Am I speaking to Lauren?

LPC: No, I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: Okay, this is kind of awkward.

LPC: strange. When you-when you switch over to somebody,

LPC: Aydalia his name is, who's Aydalia?

LPC: She's working.

LPC: Well that's is-he just switched me over to speak to Lauren because she's in, he told me.

LPC: Okay. What do you want?

LPC: I wanna speak...to Lauren. To Lauren.

LPC: Alright, I hear you!

LPC: For what, what do you need to talk to her about?

LPC: No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to, I'm not going to.

LPC: keep callin' you guys because, you know, you guys called me.

LPC: I didn't call you.

LPC: Aydalia keeps switching-

LPC: We're not calling you.

LPC: Yes, she did.

LPC: Twice.

LPC: Oh, shit.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Hello there, sir.

LPC: Aydalia, listen up, okay?

LPC: Uh-huh.

LPC: This girl, you keep switching on to-to her and she said to me, "What I want?"

LPC: She said, what do you want?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: I keep explaining myself that you something from me

LPC: and now, when you switch the phone over to another section, this young lady picks up she says, "What I want?"

LPC: You tell this lady that pick up the phone, not to be so rude.

LPC: Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02: You got to finish the center of police department at the state.

SPEAKER_02: How am I hope here?

LPC: Hi, yeah, I've been having trouble with my telephone.

LPC: Telephone?

LPC: Yeah, I have a restaurant.

LPC: Is there any way you just call me back and see if my phone even works?

SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess you're giving it a try.

SPEAKER_02: What are you at, sir?

LPC: Right here in San Ramon,

LPC: Fish on the grill.

LPC: Restaurant.

SPEAKER_02: No, a second.

SPEAKER_02: A second.

SPEAKER_02: Let me get a different pencil.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Yes, sir.

None: Yeah.

None: I just got stopped by the supervisor.

SPEAKER_02: I just checked with them and they said you'll have to contact AT&T.

SPEAKER_02: We can't do a thing for ya.

SPEAKER_02: I got stopped by the supervisor.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: it another try and I'll just see what happens, okay?

SPEAKER_02: Hello.

SPEAKER_02: You can try.

SPEAKER_02: I cannot, sir.

SPEAKER_02: I'm very, very busy.

SPEAKER_02: We've got other people coming in here to the police department.

SPEAKER_02: we've got umpteen phone calls, but you...they said you will have to work with AT&T on it.

LPC: That'll work.

LPC: Thank you.

LPC: Goodbye.

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