Longmont Potion Castle 11 · 2014

Helicopter Cannon

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Aliases

• Doc
• Leon

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• LPC: This is Jeff, how can help you? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, this is Leon. :
  
• LPC: Yeah? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Matter of fact, it is. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah! :
  
• LPC: All day. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah. :
  
• LPC: I got a two-story tall cannon. I :
  
• LPC: Need a few guys to help me wheel this thing in there. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got a, what, like in late 1800s? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, it's, uh, got... :
  
• LPC: 65,000 pounds, and, uh... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where are you at right now? :
  
• LPC: What's out in this world? :
  
• LPC: I'm up in the air right now. I'm in a helicopter. Got a... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're so full of shit. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you just take a look at this thing? :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna give you a great deal. :
  
• LPC: Smokin' deal! :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, bring it on. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Can you get it down here or not? :
  
• LPC: Where the frig do I land this thing, man? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where are you going to land it? :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's got a cannon. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't pay me till later this week. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's got a cannon. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's got a, Leon. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's got a cannon. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, you got another thing comin'... once I show up. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know what we're going to put it at. :
  
• LPC: Ya hear me? :
  
• LPC: Tell ya what... :
  
• LPC: I'm going to blow a few things up, and you're going to blow a few things up, :
  
• LPC: and you're going to. :
  
• LPC: going to love what you see. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you need me to come up there with a dolly, or... how heavy is... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: How heavy is this thing? :
  
• LPC: 65,000 pounds. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right, come on down. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't go anywhere. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm doin' a bunch of electrical work right now. :
  
• LPC: I can blow up a motorcycle, a barbecue, a pool table, a motorcycle. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Ah... I'm doin' a bunch of electrical work. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just come on down here. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll be down here, man. :
  
• LPC: What I'll do is I'll land. :
  
• LPC: I'll blow up a motorcycle. :
  
• LPC: I'll let you shoot a few things. :
  
• LPC: And we can talk $100 bills. :
  
• LPC: What do you think? :
  
• LPC: Talk to when you guys. :
  
• LPC: I'm lookin' to stay off the books. :
  
• LPC: I know. Hey, bye. I got you. :
  
• LPC: I got you. :
  
• LPC: Come on, big time, Mark. :
  
• LPC: Come on, alright, :
  
• LPC: Let's see what you guys. :
  
• LPC: I get you. :
  
• LPC: There's nowhere to put it. :
  
• LPC: Tell me what you need on hook you up. :
  
• LPC: Too big of stuff. :
  
• LPC: You know I go, I go real big. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I get you. :
  
• LPC: I'm unapologetic about it. :
  
• LPC: I got you. I got you. :
  
• LPC: Come on. :
  
• LPC: Hey, bye. :
  
• LPC: Hello, see on. :
  
• LPC: Uh, uh, I've got a two-story battle cannon. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's nice. :
  
• LPC: Oh, yeah. :
  
• LPC: It's incredibly rare. :
  
• LPC: Yep. :
  
• LPC: What's a battle? :
  
• LPC: Thirty-day bases? :
  
• LPC: Oh, yeah. :
  
• LPC: I was gonna blow up a motorcycle. :
  
• LPC: That's good. :
  
• LPC: I've got a dirt bike that, uh... doesn't work. :
  
• LPC: So I'm going to blow it up. :
  
• LPC: How big is this thing? :
  
• LPC: ...it'll serve two purposes. Uh... :
  
• LPC: I need to know where I can land. :
  
• LPC: I'm in a helicopter right now and I'm bringin' you this cannon :
  
• LPC: and it's o- :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Right. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Who is this? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: right now. :
  
• LPC: I haven't taken off. :
  
• LPC: My name's Doc from Al Magordo. :
  
• LPC: I'm flyin' around here and I need to know the coordinates to land. :
  
• LPC: Don't know. :
  
• LPC: If you could tell me where the safest place I can land. :
  
• LPC: Do you want to discuss this further or no? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Not right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: We're too damn busy. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: We've got people everywhere. :
  
• LPC: I got people lined up to see this thing. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, I believe it. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: But not with me. :