Longmont Potion Castle 11 · 2014

Golf Wolf

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A

Aliases

• Buck Pucker

E

Establishments

• Golf Wolf magazine

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• LPC: Thank you for calling BMC. How can I help you? :
  
• LPC: Hi, my name's Buck. How you doin' this mornin'? :
  
• LPC: Hi Buck. I am unbelievable. How are you doing today? :
  
• LPC: Yeah? Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. What can we do for you, sir? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I publish Golf Wolf magazine. :
  
• None: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: And... lookin' for a new, uh, publisher. :
  
• LPC: A publisher? We sell copiers. :
  
• LPC: '[belch]' Yeah. You know, whatever. Get off my back. :
  
• LPC: But, uh, we're lookin' for some, uh, machine :
  
• LPC: here that can publish, uh, Golf Wolf magazine on a quarterly basis. :
  
• None: Okay. I'm sure that our sales department can pick the right machine for you. :
  
• None: The sales representative is not in the office yet this morning, but I can put you through to his voicemail. :
  
• LPC: voice mail. How are you doing this morning? I'm unbelievable. :
  
• LPC: Wonderful. So... what I'd like to see before I sign any kinda deal is an annual :
  
• LPC: subscription... from you. Just as a good faith gesture. Buy- :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm not the person you'd wanna pitch that to. You need to speak to our sales department. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you are. You are the person, actually. :
  
• LPC: I'm sorry? :
  
• LPC: Look, who publishes Golf Wolf? Me or you? :
  
• LPC: You do. :
  
• LPC: Right. And my name's Buck Pucker. :
  
• LPC: Right. I only work here. :
  
• LPC: Let me send you up to the voicemail of the sales representative, and you can ask him. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you meet me out on the green sometime and we'll settle it once and for all? :
  
• LPC: Thank you for calling BMC. How can I help you? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, is this Eric? :
  
• LPC: Yes, it is. :
  
• LPC: This is Buck Pucker. :
  
• LPC: Yes. With Golf World magazine. And you'd like us to have, uh, :
  
• LPC: an annual subscription for you to buy a machine from us. But like I said, you'll need to speak to :
  
• LPC: our sales department. Would you like to leave a voicemail for our sales representative? :
  
• LPC: No, I wouldn't. Okay. I personally can't sell you a machine. I don't know all the information :
  
• LPC: about the models we sell. I just answer the phone's here. Okay, but how are you doing today? :
  
• LPC: I'm un- [laughs] unbelievable, as you asked me twice before. But if you'd like to leave a voicemail for our sales representative, :
  
• LPC: I can transfer you up there, and you can let him know what you'd like to buy a machine from us. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm on my way down there. And I'm 'onna bring my clubs with me... if ya don't gimme what I neeed. :
  
• LPC: What do you think of that? :
  
• LPC: Okay. This- this call may be recorded for quality control purposes, so if you do show up with a club, :
  
• LPC: I can press charges for assault. :
  
• LPC: I'm 'onna press forward no matter what ya say. :
  
• LPC: Absolutely. :
  
• LPC: 'Cause I publish Golf Wolf. That's what you don't seem to understand. :
  
• LPC: [laughs] A golf magazine. Wonderful. :
  
• LPC: It's the number one golf magazine. :
  
• LPC: Thank you for calling BMC. How can I help you? :
  
• LPC: Eric. How you doin'? :
  
• LPC: I'm unbelievable. But if you keep calling, I will call the police. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you're not going to believe your eyes. :
  
• LPC: So let's go head to head. 20 minutes. What do you say? :
  
• LPC: Let me call the police. :