Longmont Potion Castle 11 · 2014

Gelatinous Parcel

Track 10

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A

Aliases

• Frankie
• Quincy

E

Establishments

• Airborne Express

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• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello, this is Quincy at Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: Uh-huh. :
  
• LPC: I drive a moped for Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: I’ve been trying to bring a delivery up’ere since Friday :
  
• LPC: and no one answers the bell when we come up there. :
  
• LPC: Upstairs? I look downstairs. :
  
• LPC: Fact, I heard crashing and banging and real loud noises when I was there. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, what address are you, uh- :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I’m on Spear Boulevard :
  
• LPC: and, uh, it’s gonna hafta be tomorrow if we do come back at all. :
  
• LPC: Who are you looking for? :
  
• LPC: What’s your information? :
  
• LPC: It says Paul. :
  
• LPC: I mean, I can read my own writing. :
  
• LPC: Oh, okay, well I’m just asking you. :
  
• LPC: I didn’t know I was getting a delivery. :
  
• LPC: It’s from Homolasses dot com. :
  
• LPC: I didn’t order anything from Homolasses dot com. :
  
• LPC: It’s come a long way and you’re lookin’ at a surcharge since we’ve had to come out there three times. :
  
• LPC: I didn’t order anything. :
  
• LPC: Well, it says here ya did, and I’ve worked here nearly six weeksss, :
  
• LPC: so I think I can read the slip. :
  
• LPC: Okay, but what’s the name on the slip? :
  
• LPC: Paul Rathchild or somethin’ or other. I dunno…but :
  
• LPC: what you need to concentrate on is quieting down the next time we come back out there, :
  
• LPC: ya read me? :
  
• LPC: Quieting down? What are you talkin’ about? :
  
• LPC: I didn’t even know what was goin’ on, if there was a drum circle or what was goin’ on there. :
  
• LPC: You had some chaos. :
  
• LPC: What the fuck are you talkin’ about, man? :
  
• LPC: There’s no fuckin’ drum circles here. :
  
• LPC: Coulda fooled me! :
  
• LPC: You're a quiet house, man. :
  
• LPC: What hell is what are you looking at? :
  
• LPC: Look, you’re lookin’ at a surcharge if you want us :
  
• LPC: to come back out there, period. :
  
• LPC: This isn’t how Airborne Expressed works- :
  
• LPC: Come back out where? :
  
• LPC: Where were you going? :
  
• LPC: Are you a fuckin’ idiot, man? :
  
• LPC: Listen up, pal. :
  
• LPC: Answer my question! :
  
• LPC: You give me a hard time on the phone, :
  
• LPC: Nobody ever came to my house. :
  
• LPC: I been here all fuckin’ day! :
  
• LPC: I been out there twice! :
  
• LPC: To where! :
  
• LPC: And you were makin’ so much doggone racket :
  
• LPC: No one even heard me. :
  
• LPC: You’re fuckin’ with me, man. :
  
• LPC: I don’t know who the fuck this is, man, :
  
• LPC: but you’re not even tell-If you were really a delivery guy, :
  
• LPC: you’d be like, “I went to this address,” :
  
• LPC: and you would show any address. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: I’m on 15th right now. :
  
• LPC: No, where am I? :
  
• LPC: I don’t know what the heck you’re talkin’ about, :
  
• LPC: you ordered from Homolasses dot com. :
  
• LPC: No, I didn’t! :
  
• LPC: You’re not even giving me any inf-information, man. :
  
• LPC: You’re just fuckin’ with me. :
  
• LPC: I don’t know who you are or what kinda prank this is, :
  
• LPC: but I’m hangin’ up now man. :
  
• LPC: I’m Quincy with Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: This a fuckin’ joke? :
  
• LPC: What do I need to do to get your attention? :
  
• LPC: Quiet down. :
  
• LPC: Come to the door. :
  
• LPC: Tell me my name, my first last name, :
  
• LPC: what you said already, :
  
• LPC: but they actually actually. :
  
• LPC: I'm on Spirable. :
  
• LPC: I don't order anything. :
  
• LPC: No, I don’t wanna know where you’re at! :
  
• LPC: My name’s Quincy, :
  
• LPC: I work at Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: I drive a moped, and this stuff’s marked as gelatinous :
  
• LPC: So that's another surcharge you're going to have to pay. :
  
• LPC: Oh, you're full of shit, man. :
  
• LPC: I didn’t order shit, man. :
  
• LPC: You got too many strikes against ya. :
  
• LPC: Ya just do. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, good. :
  
• LPC: You're full of shit. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hi, is Paul there? :
  
• LPC: You know he is, man. :
  
• LPC: This is. :
  
• LPC: This is Frankie. :
  
• LPC: I'm a supervisor at Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: No, you’re not. :
  
• LPC: Now, what seems... :
  
• LPC: You’re the same fuckin’ guy I was talking to two seconds ago. :
  
• LPC: No, I’m a supervisor, sir. :
  
• LPC: What’s seems to be the trouble tonight? :
  
• LPC: You calling me over and over again. :
  
• LPC: fuckin’ with me. :
  
• LPC: That’s the problem. :
  
• LPC: Sir, could you please be, uh, professional? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: Fuck, no. :
  
• LPC: I’m not bein’ professional, :
  
• LPC: I don’t know who the fuck this is, man! :
  
• LPC: I just talked to you two seconds ago. :
  
• LPC: The heck you did- :
  
• LPC: You're fucking with me, man. :
  
• LPC: Knock it off. :
  
• LPC: You got a gelatinous parcel here :
  
• LPC: and there's a surcharge involved. :
  
• LPC: YOU’RE A GELATINOUS :
  
• LPC: You are. :
  
• LPC: And there’s a lotta commotion o-when our driver came up there. :
  
• LPC: You're full of shit, dude. :
  
• LPC: I don’t know what the fuck kinda joke this is, but…maybe on a, uh, radio show or something. :
  
• LPC: Mmm, no, we’re not on the air, :
  
• LPC: we’re Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: Airborne Express is a joke- :
  
• LPC: Airborne Express. :
  
• LPC: It's my ass. :
  
• None: Dude, just fuck off, alright? :
  
• LPC: You owe us $88. :
  
• LPC: Do you understand English? :
  
• LPC: What are you tryin’ to say? Eighty- :
  
• LPC: I’m trying to say, “Fuck off!” :
  
• LPC: $88.27 is due. :
  
• LPC: plus the $25 surcharg- :
  
• LPC: I don't know. :
  
• LPC: You're full of shit, man. :
  
• LPC: I didn’t order anything. :
  
• LPC: Sir, be respectful and be professional. :
  
• LPC: Fuck no. :
  
• LPC: No, fuck you, man. :