Longmont Potion Castle 11 · 2014

Alex Trebek + Jose Canseco

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A

Aliases

• José Canseco

E

Establishments

• The office of Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek

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• LPC: Yes, hi, pardon me. Who is this? :
  
• Jose Canseco: Canseco. :
  
• LPC: Mr. Canseco, I'm calling from the office of Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek. How do you do? :
  
• Jose Canseco: Good, how you doin'? :
  
• LPC: Good, good. :
  
• LPC: Alex has a buyer for a baseball bat signed by you for $5,000. :
  
• LPC: Let me see if I can get the Jeopardy host here on the line. :
  
• LPC: Baseball bat? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• Alex Trebek: This is Alex. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: O'Say, sir. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Who are you calling? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes, Jose. :
  
• Alex Trebek: 'k, who are you calling? :
  
• Jose Canseco: They're calling me. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Who? :
  
• Jose Canseco: Someone called me. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: I didn't call. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who wants to buy a signed baseball? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Alex Trebek. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: you can put him on the line, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm his manager, and then I want to... :
  
• SPEAKER_00: gets on the line then I can, um, give the phone to José. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Uh, this is Alex Trebek. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Who are you calling? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: are you trying to reach José? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Who's Jose? :
  
• SPEAKER_00: Jose Konseco? :
  
• Alex Trebek: No. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I was not trying to reach- Okay- José Canseco. :
  
• Alex Trebek: What I think is happening is, there is somebody, or a group of people out there, who- :
  
• Alex Trebek: for different celebrities, and they have found the way I believe, I believe, :
  
• Alex Trebek: to call both numbers at the same time, and both individuals pick up, and they don't know :
  
• Alex Trebek: what the hell the call is all about. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Which, Alex, do you think you're talking to? :
  
• LPC: Alex, I was trying to get through. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Drew? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, no, uh, there's no Drew here. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Who is this? :
  
• Alex Trebek: is this José? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, this is Alex Trebek, the host of Jeopardy. :
  
• LPC: Yes, Alex. :
  
• Alex Trebek: And now the phone is ringing again out there somewhere. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Do you hear it? :
  
• LPC: Do you need to answer it? :
  
• Alex Trebek: No, no. :
  
• Alex Trebek: It's ringing, and maybe they're trying to get a third person involved. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I've gotten calls from butcher shops in Chicago saying "we are ready to confirm your order." :
  
• Alex Trebek: So somebody's just screwing with the telephone system, and, as I said, they've found the way to, uh, you know, call different people and get 'em on the line at the same time. :
  
• LPC: And you're talking about a butcher block? :
  
• Alex Trebek: And a restaurant in Atlanta. :
  
• Alex Trebek: And now you've got a music on there, so they've managed to screw up three lines, it looks like. :
  
• Alex Trebek: So we just have to live with this kind of crap. :
  
• Alex Trebek: José. Sorry about it. :
  
• LPC: I'm sorry. :
  
• LPC: Which, whatchyer- where is this place located that you're talkin' about. :
  
• LPC: I don't know. :
  
• LPC: Oh. :
  
• LPC: Owh. Well, how did you get my residence number? :
  
• Alex Trebek: José, I don't have your residence number. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Okay, whoever's screwing with us has all these numbers. :
  
• Alex Trebek: uh, has all these numbers, and they're managing to cross patch them :
  
• Alex Trebek: so that our phones ring at the same time, and, uh, you know, we don't know what the hell it's all about. :
  
• Alex Trebek: So we're in the dark, and they're having fun, I guess. :
  
• None: Who knows? :
  
• LPC: I sure am sorry about that, and I hope it doesn't continue. :
  
• LPC: Well, they go in spurts. :
  
• LPC: I don't know if it's when they're drinking, or whatever, but, uh, hopefully it won't happen again today, :
  
• LPC: But it may. :
  
• LPC: I've gotten a few calls on the same day. From, grocery stores in Memphis, Atlanta, and, uh- I have, too. :
  
• LPC: I've gotten about four myself today. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, okay. So they're on a role. :
  
• Alex Trebek: And now a phone's ringing again in the background. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I don't know who's line that is. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• Alex Trebek: So. Let's hope we get lucky. :
  
• LPC: Thank you, sir. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Okay, take care. :
  
• LPC: Bye. :