Longmont Potion Castle 11 · 2014

Alex Trebek + David Koechner

Track 9

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Aliases

• José Canseco
• Rocky

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• David Koechner: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Mr. Koechner? :
  
• David Koechner: Yes. :
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Rocky from the Jeopardy Television Office. :
  
• LPC: How are you doing, sir? :
  
• David Koechner: I'm pretty well. :
  
• LPC: Good. :
  
• LPC: Alex Trebek wanted me to contact you, uh, about appearing on the show. If :
  
• LPC: I could put ya through to him, if you have just a moment, here, to speak to him… :
  
• David Koechner: Oh, you know what, uh, :
  
• David Koechner: honestly, right now, I am in, uh, Louisiana at Tulane University about to go do a show. :
  
• LPC: He’d love to speak to ya just briefly. :
  
• LPC: I’m… gonna put ya through to Alex right now. :
  
• David Koechner: Okay, look, I’ve gotta go do a show. This is probably a joke, I’m guessing— :
  
• David Koechner: Hello? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Hello? :
  
• David Koechner: Hello? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Yes. :
  
• David Koechner: This is David. :
  
• Alex Trebek: And? :
  
• David Koechner: I’m—I’m wondering the same thing. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, your phone rang? :
  
• David Koechner: It did. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Yeah, my phone rang. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Somebody’s dickin’ around with the system. :
  
• Alex Trebek: They’ve managed to come up with a, uh, process whereby they can phone two people at the :
  
• Alex Trebek: same time and neither party knows what the hell’s goin’ on. So…— :
  
• David Koechner: Oh, I’m sure they’re having a great time right now. :
  
• Alex: Yep, they are. :
  
• Alex: They are so brilliant. :
  
• David Koechner: Anyway, well, I hope you have a wonderful night. :
  
• David Koechner: I certainly will. And, uh, to cocksuckers who have, uh, engaged us, have a good laugh, children. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Yeah, where are you? :
  
• Alex Trebek: What city? :
  
• David Koechner: I'm living in L.A., but I'm actually about to be a show at Tulane University right now. :
  
• Alex: Oh. :
  
• Alex: You're aware? :
  
• Alex: Yeah. :
  
• Alex: And Tulane? :
  
• David Koechner: New Orleans. :
  
• David Koechner: Two Lane, yeah. :
  
• David Koechner: David Koechner. :
  
• David Koechner: is—is this Alex Trebek, for real? :
  
• Alex Trebek: Yeah. :
  
• David Koechner: Oh, yeah, so they’ve gotten ahold of your number and my number and so— :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, they've gotten a hold of a lot of people's number. :
  
• Alex Trebek: I got a call from Jose Canseco the other day, so, yeah, they figured a way to screw with the system. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Oh, they're, they're... :
  
• Alex Trebek: Hopefully we’ll get them and beat the crap out of them, the sons of bitches. :
  
• David Koechner: Yes, or worse. :
  
• Alex Trebek: And, well, that— I agree with you there. :
  
• Alex Trebek: Okay. :
  
• Alex Trebek: You take care! Bye!— :
  
• David Koechner: Bye. Thanks, brother. You too. :
  
• David Koechner: Bye. :