Longmont Potion Castle 10 · 2013

Turtle Pleasure

Track 8

Needs review Lend a hand →

---

• LPC: Kentucky Music. :
  
• LPC: I was looking for :
  
• LPC: Turtle Pleasure? :
  
• LPC: Really now? :
  
• LPC: Let me see here...I :
  
• LPC: ain't really following you, :
  
• LPC: What's that for? :
  
• LPC: The Turtle Pleasures? :
  
• LPC: It's the artist name. :
  
• LPC: the name of the artist. :
  
• LPC: They're local. :
  
• LPC: Don't you have a local section? :
  
• LPC: I mean, everybody's got one. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, let me check for you. :
  
• LPC: Why are you dilly-dallying around is what I want to know. :
  
• LPC: A turtle pleasure. :
  
• LPC: Let me check for you. :
  
• LPC: Check it out. :
  
• LPC: Why don't you look up Solomon Gumball while you're out there? :
  
• LPC: Solomon Gumball. :
  
• LPC: Let me check. :
  
• LPC: That's a DVD. :
  
• LPC: ...You gonna do cash or credit? For The Turtle Pleasures? :
  
• LPC: Pardon? :
  
• LPC: Cash or credit for The Turtle Pleasures? :
  
• LPC: I beg a pardon? :
  
• LPC: You got your card number out real fast? :
  
• LPC: I'm here at the KFC right now. :
  
• LPC: The KFC? :
  
• LPC: Haven't you ever heard of Solomon Gumball? :
  
• LPC: Solomon Gumball. :
  
• LPC: Do you know a fellow named Solomon Gumball? :
  
• LPC: I don't know a fellow named Solomon Gumball. :
  
• LPC: I'm up here at KFC. :
  
• LPC: just catty-corner to ya. :
  
• LPC: Just catty-corner? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Or is it perpendicular? :
  
• LPC: Chattie corner? :
  
• LPC: It's good. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, ma'am. :
  
• LPC: Ernest Tubb Record Shop, this is Rick, may I help you please? :
  
• LPC: My name’s also Rick. :
  
• LPC: Well Rick, what can I do for you? :
  
• LPC: Why don’t you call me Steadman for the conversation. It will make it easier. :
  
• LPC: Okay Steadman. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Okay Steadman, what can I do for you? :
  
• LPC: My given name is Rick, though? :
  
• LPC: Rick Slick. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Okay, well what can I do for you? :
  
• LPC: Rick Sliw. :
  
• LPC: I was lookin’ for Roy Clark. :
  
• LPC: Any particular song or? :
  
• LPC: Whatever tickles are fancy, or big guy, whatever tickles you. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: What do you got in stock? :
  
• LPC: I, I don’t have anything in stock where I'm at, but I’ve got a greatest hits available. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: How much is that gonna run me? :
  
• LPC: Well, let's just see here. :
  
• LPC: 1498. :
  
• LPC: Tell me your last name? :
  
• LPC: Slick. :
  
• LPC: Click. :
  
• LPC: Steadman Slick. :
  
• LPC: Steadman Slick? :
  
• LPC: S-L-I-C-K? :
  
• LPC: S-L-I-C? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: Okay. You’ve got a real bad connection here, :
  
• LPC: half the time it’s just echo. :
  
• LPC: Slick-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. :
  
• LPC: You said Stedman is the first name or Rick is the first name? :
  
• LPC: I’m Steadman Slick, and I’m looking for Turtle Pleasure. :
  
• LPC: Turtle Pleasure? Ahh, :
  
• LPC: I think this is getting a little ridiculous, so we’re gonna get off here, Okay? :
  
• LPC: Ernest Tubb Record Shop, :
  
• LPC: This is Rick. :
  
• LPC: May I help you, please. :
  
• LPC: Rick. :
  
• LPC: Do you have Turtle Pleasure on DVD? :
  
• LPC: No, we do not. :
  
• LPC: Could you just check your system for me? :
  
• LPC: I know. :
  
• LPC: I don't know. :
  
• LPC: I could pre-pay, if you want a special order. :
  
• LPC: I don't even know where to order it from. :
  
• LPC: Don't even know what it is. :
  
• LPC: It's a custom order. :
  
• LPC: But we don't have access. :
  
• LPC: We don't sell that type of stuff. :
  
• LPC: this is country music here, and blue grass. :
  
• LPC: How 'bout The Roy Clark :
  
• LPC: Oh Roy Clark? Greatest Hits? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: I'd get a little information from you :
  
• LPC: What's your... :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: this conversation. :
  
• LPC: Why? :
  
• LPC: Ridiculous. :
  
• LPC: Ernest Tubb Record Shop, :
  
• LPC: This is Rick. :
  
• LPC: may I help you please? :
  
• LPC: Yeah this is Steadman. :
  
• LPC: Yeah Steadman, :
  
• LPC: If you want to talk normal, we'll do it. :
  
• LPC: now, I'll try to help you here, but :
  
• LPC: I'm ready to talk regular. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: All righty. :
  
• LPC: I need your phone number serial code. :
  
• LPC: 3, 4, 7. :
  
• LPC: 2, 27... :
  
• LPC: 2, 27... :
  
• LPC: 8, 2, 2,000... :
  
• LPC: 7. :
  
• LPC: Okay, 347. :
  
• LPC: Then what? :
  
• LPC: Uh, 2, 27. :
  
• LPC: 8227. :
  
• LPC: 8227. :
  
• LPC: 327. :
  
• LPC: 327? :
  
• LPC: 8227. :
  
• LPC: Okay. :
  
• LPC: And what credit card will you be using? :
  
• LPC: I've got Discover. :
  
• LPC: Discover. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. :
  
• LPC: So anytime you're ready, I can proceed with that one. :
  
• LPC: Okay, I'm ready. :
  
• LPC: How long does it take? :
  
• LPC: I'm ready, go. :
  
• LPC: How long does the process take? :
  
• LPC: usually. :
  
• LPC: Can do your priority to meet you in a week or less? :
  
• LPC: And what did you find out on turtle pleasure back there? :
  
• LPC: I don't have anything on that and you're startin' to get- get strange again here, :
  
• LPC: so do you want to order this or not? :
  
• LPC: Well, I'd like to put them all together in a bundle on bio. :
  
• LPC: I- I don't have turtle pleasure, so we're not gonna be able to help you there. :
  
• LPC: How about Solomon Gumball? :
  
• LPC: No, have nothing to them. :
  
• LPC: Okay, this is over. :
  
• LPC: That's no problem. :
  
• LPC: Our next step, record shop. This is Rick. :
  
• LPC: May I help you please. :
  
• LPC: Do you have Shawna-N-N-N-N-A-H-Haw? :
  
• LPC: Is this that statement? :
  
• LPC: Yes. :
  
• LPC: No, we don't want you. :
  
• LPC: Ernest Tubb Record Shop, this is Rick, may I help you please? :
  
• LPC: Hey Rick! Can uh, you just take my phone number and get back to me if you find anything on Turtle Squirt? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, what's your phone number? :
  
• LPC: 27, 67, 27. :
  
• LPC: No, you're gonna have to give it to me clear here, you're playin' games again :
  
• LPC: I'm ready to talk regular, Rick. :
  
• LPC: no, nuh-uh, don't wanna talk to you okay? :
  
• LPC: Come on. :
  
• LPC: We don't want you calling us. :
  
• LPC: Ernest Tubb Record Shop, this is Rick, :
  
• LPC: may I help you please? :
  
• LPC: You got He-Ha or Shaw-N-N-N-A? :
  
• LPC: We don't sell Shaw-Na-Naa, :
  
• LPC: Hee-Haw, :
  
• LPC: we used to have DVDs for Hee-Haw :
  
• LPC: Uhh, what about Turtle Squirt? :
  
• LPC: No. :
  
• LPC: How about Turtle Posure? :
  
• LPC: No, you're takin' up out time here with nonsense, so :
  
• LPC: How- Just take my credit card number, :
  
• LPC: No, No I'm not taking a credit card number on you, :
  
• LPC: you just quit callin' us, okay? :
  
• LPC: Well I'm gonna push around a little bit, if that's what it takes :
  
• LPC: Oh you- you come on anytime you want to, okay? :
  
• LPC: I'm real easy to find. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna take care of you real quick :
  
• LPC: You just- you- you do stupid things, so, just quit calling :