Longmont Potion Castle 10 · 2013

Ticket Prick

Track 23

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• Nuno

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• SPEAKER_01: Arcloid Hollywood guest services, how may I help you? :
  
• LPC: Hi. Yeah, this is Nuno. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: How can I help you, sir? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I uhhh... had some trouble with a spindle... ticket... to the movie... :
  
• LPC: and y'all wouldn't accept it up there, so I'm lookin' to get a refund. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what's your movie, sir? :
  
• LPC: I'm lookin' to get quadruple the purchase price, I figure that ought'a cover it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what movie, sir, 'cause we don't issue refunds, first of all. :
  
• LPC: My printer was spittin' the thing out when I printed my ticket, :
  
• LPC: and the lady up front wouldn't take it, so I snuck in. :
  
• LPC: I'm an honest man. But if you're telling me you're not going to give me my money back, :
  
• SPEAKER_01: ... I don't understand what you're talking about, sir, were you here today or what? :
  
• LPC: I'm here now. :
  
• LPC: Where are you at then? (inaudible) I'm in the movie theatre, but I don't... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: ... In the movie theatre talking on your phone. :
  
• LPC: I don't like what I'm seein' in here... and if you all can't uh... accept my printer as-is, I'm not givin' you a dime. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: not giving you a dime. I don't understand what you're talking about. :
  
• LPC: I want quadruple my money back. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What printer? I don't understand me talking about. :
  
• LPC: I'm not supposed to be... :
  
• LPC: your phone if you're actually in our theatre. :
  
• LPC: Well I'm... keepin' my voice down, so you'll have to listen up, OK? :
  
• LPC: But I want quadruple my money back, period. End of discussion. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not going to get anything to start going on what you're talking about. What is your issue? :
  
• LPC: The purchase price of the ticket. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What purchase price? We're $15.50 on the weekends. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, times four is... :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Times four for what reason? :
  
• LPC: Is $64, and that's what I need here today. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what reason sir, you're not givin' me any reason why you're talkin' to me if you're in the movie theatre. :
  
• LPC: Y'all wouldn't accept my ticket, I paid for it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What ticket? Tell me what? :
  
• LPC: you're talking about? I printed out a ticket for the movie. :
  
• LPC: OK, what movie? ...and then I show up there and they say it's too wrinkled. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: What movie was it for? :
  
• LPC: I'm in the theatre right now, theatre six. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: And where are you supposed to be? :
  
• LPC: Come in here and sit down and work this out or I'm not payin' you at all, friend. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hang up there because you're not supposed to be talking to me. :
  
• LPC: Well, what do you want me to do? My printer just prints the way it does. I can't do anything about it. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: OK, what, what is the reasoning, we didn't let you in with what you gave us, I don't understand, I'm missing a picture of what you're trying to... :
  
• LPC: She didn't like the look of my ticket. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who, the ticket person? :
  
• LPC: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Cashier or what? Did it not have a barcode? And what did it look like? :
  
• LPC: There was this Indian guy jumpin' around... all sorts of things were happenin' up there. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do... you're watchin' The Losers, is that what you're tellin' me? :
  
• LPC: Yeah, you readin' my mail on this one, gal, or what? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're saying Peter Sixter is the losers. I'm trying to understand what you're trying to tell me. :
  
• LPC: I snuck in! OK, I'm an honest man, what do you want from me? :
  
• SPEAKER_01: So you had tickets for the 5 o'clock shows, aren't you telling me? :
  
• LPC: Correct! And I want you to quadruple my money back, :
  
• LPC: period, end of paragraph. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why? :
  
• LPC: Anguish, punitive damages, and other reasoning. :
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm hanging up. :
  
• LPC: I'm not gonna tolerate it. :