LPC: Hello?

LPC: Hello.

LPC: Yes, this is Troy with DHL delivery.

LPC: We need to see us in my D.E.

LPC: ID on a COD parcel.

LPC: And I need someone with a dolly, preferably.

LPC: Now, wait a minute, what telephone number are you callin'?

LPC: We don't have our best driver today.

LPC: We don't have our best.

LPC: What number are you calling?

LPC: or I'm hanging up!

LPC: 'Hey!' I'm calling about your package of sea spiders over here.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: I don't know what the hell you're talkin'

LPC: All right.

LPC: number are you callin'

LPC: and whose name are ya callin'?

LPC: All right, all right.

LPC: So just, uh, get your, uh, payment ready and get your ID ready.

LPC: Well go to hell unless you speak English, you bastard.

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Yes, this is Shiekh at DHL calling.

LPC: What can I do for ya?

LPC: You're the thing, son of a bitch who wouldn't call in here.

LPC: I'm a police news reporter.

LPC: *** Hey what seems to be the trouble up here?

LPC: Well, I don't know what kind of game you're fucked up.

LPC: Company's calling.

LPC: You don't need to be calling my number four times in a row.

LPC: Wanting to deliver a bunch of things.

LPC: chickens. This is Captain Shaptner

LPC: and I think your company's a very god damned fucked up company.

LPC: You're like that fucked up n****r in the White House.

LPC: So stop calling here. You must be a sick son-of-a-bitches.

LPC: *** This is for you fuckheads that's been callin' me all day ya jack off, n****r-lovin' son of a bitches.

None: So David Archer thinks he's cute.

None: he says, you know, how loving dog owners transport their dogs

LPC: and then he puts a picture, you know, a photo of Obama and his dog Beau. Uh,

LPC: Then we find out that, well, President Obama admits that when he was growing up for a time in Indonesia, you know, said, you know, some things, including...

LPC: The nigger out of the fucking White House.

SPEAKER_00: Hello.

LPC: Hi, this author?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Um, Jerome just put an order in and said I was supposed to contact you to pay for it, with a credit card?

LPC: You know you son of a bitches are all the same? Why don't you tell your cock-suckin'

LPC: n****r-lover fuckin' son of a bitches

LPC: don't bep callin' here because I'm trackin' your numbers down, ya son of a bitch.

LPC: Well no, you need to help me out because someone just called me and put an order in and transferred me to you.

LPC: I think, okay, we know, man.

SPEAKER_00: Hello?

SPEAKER_00: Is this Arthur?

SPEAKER_00: What the hell you want?

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, somebody gave me your number, told me to, uh, ask for you to pay for some food over

SPEAKER_00: at the hotel.

SPEAKER_00: Talk slow.

SPEAKER_00: What are you sayin'?

SPEAKER_00: somebody just called me.

SPEAKER_00: This is scaffold quality.

SPEAKER_00: Sea Food Market in Biloxi.

LPC: Well I don't care what you are.

LPC: Every number that comes in here is being traced. So LAP'is on the other end.

LPC: Oh, boy.

LPC: I...

LPC: Hello?

LPC: Is, uh, Aurthur, please?

LPC: What do you want?

LPC: This is Magnoli's director.

LPC: This is ... with ... ordering some food and I was just supposed to be talking to Aurthur.

LPC: Well, you're so full of shit.

LPC: You're lying.

LPC: There's no such telephone

LPC: number. And our line's being tapped because you fuckin' pricks are callin' here,

LPC: so, if you can here me, go 'head and keep a'talkin'.

LPC: Okay, fuck face.

SPEAKER_00: Go fuck your motherfucker, motherfuckerhead.

SPEAKER_00: Haha!

SPEAKER_00: This is Frank over at Berry Hill. <>

SPEAKER_00: sent me up to your room.

SPEAKER_00: Hello?

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