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LPC: David's.
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LPC: Yeah, this is Duncan Cocker, your neighbor.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hi.
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LPC: Yeah, you guys were making a whole lotta noise in there last night.
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LPC: Didn't appreciate it.
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SPEAKER_02: (Laughs) Yeah, well I'm focused on these crazy animals.
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LPC: So I need to know that you're gonna keep things down tonight, volume wise.
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LPC: You got me?
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SPEAKER_02: Uhh, ok. We'll turn the TV down and, uh, keep the dogs quiet. All that sort of stuff.
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LPC: Yeah, you better do everything you can.
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LPC: We'll keep an eye on it, or an ear on it.
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LPC: Pipe down, do it now.
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LPC: Okay.
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LPC: And I don't want to hear from you again.
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SPEAKER_02: Fair enough.
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SPEAKER_05: Well, hello.
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SPEAKER_05: Who've I got?
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LPC: I'm Duncan Whopper.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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LPC: I live near by ya, and you guys are making way too much noise at night, you know that?
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SPEAKER_03: Are we? Well, I'll tell you. We'll have to curb it then, won't we?
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LPC: Why don't cha bring 'er down a couple notched here tonight? I got a big meeting tommorra.
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SPEAKER_03: (Laughs) And how's the rest of your day going?
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LPC: I don't even know if I'm comin' or goin' lady.
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LPC: I didn't get any sleep last night.
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SPEAKER_03: (Laughs) Well, as I said, we'll do our best to curb it.
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LPC: Hey, is Evelyn there?
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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LPC: This is Duncan Cocker.
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SPEAKER_05: Duncan Crocker?
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SPEAKER_05: Who are you?
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LPC: Your neighbor?
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LPC: Last night I was hearing dogs and cats and birds and everything over at your house.
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SPEAKER_05: And what time was this?
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LPC: It was too late, if you ask me. I was trying to get some rest.
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SPEAKER_05: You need to answer my question. What time was this?
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LPC: I had a big, big meeting this morning.
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SPEAKER_05: Our dogs are in bed at 9.30 p.m.
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LPC: That's the most cockamamie thing I've ever heard.
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SPEAKER_04: Who are you? What address are you?
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LPC: Duncan Cocker. I'm catty corner to you. One house down.
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SPEAKER_04: Duncan, what's your fucking address?
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LPC: Why don't you shut down your zoo over there and keep it quiet?
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SPEAKER_04: Our dogs are in bed. You're talking to the wrong person.
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SPEAKER_04: Yes.
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LPC: Hey, this is Hooper. I'm your neighbor.
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LPC: And you guys had way too much noise and commotion last night up at your place.
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SPEAKER_03: No, you've got the wrong number, my god.
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LPC: Oh, I heard dogs barkin', and televisions blarin', and everything else.
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SPEAKER_03: IT'S NOT ME. I put my dogs to bed at four o'clock.
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SPEAKER_03: Where do you live?
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LPC: In the Lavender House.
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SPEAKER_03: Where in the hell is the Lavender House?
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LPC: I ain't fixing to go no horror.
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LPC: So why don't you keep it down to a dull roar so I can get some rest here?
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SPEAKER_03: It's not my dogs. It's the house next to me.
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LPC: Don't try to pull the old switcheroo on me, lady.
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SPEAKER_03: WELL YOU CRAZY BASTARD, IT'S NOT ME. IT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
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SPEAKER_03: What is your number?
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LPC: My phone number?
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SPEAKER_03: NOOO! The number of your house...
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LPC: I'm in the lavender house.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not where you get your mail.
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LPC: Now, why don't you keep it down to a
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LPC: dull roar? I had a meeting this morning and I missed it 'cause of all your commotion there.
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SPEAKER_03: It's not MEEE! My god! I'm...Call the damn police!
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LPC: Hello?
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LPC: My name's Fifi Nono. I'm your neighbor. And I've been hearing way, way, way too much noise coming out of your place last night and the night before.
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SPEAKER_05: I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know any such neighbor. I have no idea what you're talking about...whatsoever.
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LPC: talking about. It sounded like you were on my roof.
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LPC: whatsoever. So I need you to pipe down so I can get some red. I don't know with all you want.
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SPEAKER_05: Look, Mr. I can't be your neighbor. I don't live in your area code. I live in the area called 303. I don't know what
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LPC: the hell you're talking about. So do I. It was a Herculean effort just to get through the night. It was so
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SPEAKER_05: noisy over at your place. I haven't got my stereo on. I haven't had my stereo on for weeks.
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LPC: Friggin', it was like you were on my roof last night.
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SPEAKER_05: My neighbor on one side is named Chuck. The neighbor on the other side of me is named Bob. I don't even know who you are.
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LPC: I don't even know who you are. I don't give a good.
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SPEAKER_05: good do goddamn who it is. I don't give a damn either, but it's not me. Stop calling me and stop
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LPC: annoying me. Listen to me. I don't know what you're talking about. I am not. What did you hear?
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LPC: Did you hear music? What did you hear? Oh, I heard a television blur and I heard birds chirping. I heard
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LPC: everything I could hear. Are you telling me you don't have a television and a bird? 'Cause I heard 'em all night long.
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LPC: I have two cats, and I have a television set. Yeah, I know you do, 'cause I heard it all night.
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SPEAKER_05: I wasn't up all night. I went to bed at about 12.30 last night.
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LPC: That's cockamamie.
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SPEAKER_05: And I didn't hear a damn thing.
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LPC: It sounded like you were blowing into a saxophone all night long. It was outrageous.
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SPEAKER_05: It's not me.
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LPC: I don't believe you. I got your number from the Postmaster, and he knows what he's doing. Believe me, he's worked there for 10 years.
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SPEAKER_05: What address did you give me?
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LPC: Listen, I need $25 to get a hotel room.
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SPEAKER_05: Look, I don't give it to him. It's not me. It is not me.
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SPEAKER_05: and if you don't stop calling me, and don't stop harassing me, I'll contact the police.
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SPEAKER_05: the police, the post-caster.