Longmont Potion Castle 10 · 2013

LPC 10 Medley 2

Track 9 · Type: 📞 Call

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Aliases

• Gopher Bone
• Hot Frog

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• SPEAKER_07: Advanced Hydro. :
  
• LPC: Yes. I'm trying to make a laser oil compound outdoors, :
  
• LPC: and I'm trying to keep out an opossum. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Laser oil? I, I, I'm not familiar with that. :
  
• None: But I just go with laser oil. I'm interesting. :
  
• None: Now, wha, what do you need on my end? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you try listening up here a little bit? :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm not familiar with what your laser oil is. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: frankly you're kind of rude. Wha, what are you looking for, dude? :
  
• LPC: I need to get a fence set up to keep this opossum out of my affairs. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: A fence? Well I don't set up fences dude. I'm an indoor hydroponics store, dude, I'm a grow shop. Like I :
  
• SPEAKER_07: sell growing equipment. Ballasts, bulbs, lights... :
  
• LPC: How about I come in there and knock you around a little bit? :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Am I really getting a phone call from someone asking about laser oil, and then threatening to beat me up? :
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is a business, you're threatening me. I mean there's two ways of doing things, but I'll basically just call the cops right now. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: So, if you want to do that, go ahead and come on down. Okay bro, but I have to go, I'm trying to help a customer and I, I, I have a certain reputation. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: So I, I don't know what laser oil is, and I don't know what your problem is, but don't be disrespecting me. :
  
• LPC: I'm gonna need store credit, I figure. Because, while we're talking here, this opossum has just wiped me out. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't understand what an opossum is. I, I, I don't have store credit. :
  
• LPC: Well you can just let me take what I neeeed. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm going to report you for calling me and threatening me multiple times, so I'm going to go out of the pondering on the police. Goodbye. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Good Avenue, sorry, Rick speaking. :
  
• LPC: I need to get some. :
  
• LPC: Magnetic oil? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Magnetic oil? We don't have anything like that. :
  
• LPC: Well, I'm shooting lasers, and I need to cordon it off with magnetic oil. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Uhhh, I think you might have phoned the wrong number, we're a sign shop. :
  
• LPC: Well, you have magnets, don't you? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Yeah, how much do ya need? :
  
• LPC: Well, I've got 4,200 lasers firing right here, fella. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know anything about your company to tell you the truth, so, you know, I've got a little bit of magnetic material here. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: If you need more, I can order some in, but... :
  
• LPC: How 'bout if I start firing lasers up 'ere? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're looking for, ya know? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I sell magnetic sheeting, yes. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: If you'd like some of that, I can sell you that. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: But I don't sell magnetic oil. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: You know, if you'd explain what you'd like, it'd be a lot easier for me to decide if I have it or not. :
  
• LPC: I wanna drape giant sheets of magnets over my lasers. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Well, then you'd probably be better off to phone a magnetic wholesaler. :
  
• LPC: A sailor? I don't have time to... :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Whole sailor. :
  
• LPC: I'm not talking about oysters here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers. :
  
• LPC: You with me? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I understand what you need. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: but you know the difference between wholesale and retail? :
  
• LPC: Are you a marine biologist, or what are ya? :
  
• LPC: What is your problem, man? :
  
• LPC: Look, I'm firing lasers here, and I don't have time to go down to the dock, or whatever it is you're suggesting, OK? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Do you know what a wholesaler is? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: It's a company that sells to retail shops. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I buy magnetic from a magnetic wholesaler. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Why don't you read? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: nothing to do with ships or fish or oceans. :
  
• LPC: What part of you? :
  
• LPC: Don't you? :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Is this some kind of joke phone call, or what? :
  
• LPC: Why don't ya run up here and gimme what I neeeeeed. :
  
• LPC: I don't know what you need. :
  
• LPC: I'm firin' lasers every which way up here. :
  
• LPC: I don't really care. :
  
• LPC: Your sign says magnetics, fella! :
  
• SPEAKER_05: It says magnetics, yes. It's a sheeting of magnetic. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: It's got nothing to do with oil. :
  
• LPC: You're runnin' me around here. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I think you should call someone else :
  
• SPEAKER_05: I do. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: good bye. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: Kelvins Wheel, Chad here. :
  
• LPC: Yeah, I got a twenty-four wheeler here. I need some chrome work done on it. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: What do you want to get done? :
  
• LPC: I need it polished up, and I need all the wheels inflated. :
  
• LPC: And then deflated, and inflated all over again. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: (Laughs) When can you bring it to me? :
  
• SPEAKER_06: I've got room for each more morning at about 3.30 in the a.m. :
  
• LPC: Why don’t you head up ‘ere and gimme what I need? Okay? :
  
• SPEAKER_06: I'm done. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: I can do it. :
  
• LPC: What am I looking at here on time and money? :
  
• SPEAKER_06: 6,300 bucks in about 45 minutes. :
  
• LPC: I'll look for you. :
  
• SPEAKER_06: (Laughs) I’ll be the guy running down the street with an air compressor, one of those mobile ones. (Laughs) :
  
• LPC: You’re gonna be running the other way when I’m done with you. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, shit, he's bigger than me run. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Trishishishishish. :
  
• LPC: This is Goof-Bone, Colin. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Google Phone? :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Wow, I can't understand you. :
  
• LPC: I'm Gopher Bone. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: You are what? I can't understand you. :
  
• LPC: Are you deaf? :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm not deaf. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: what, how to spell it. Wh, what the words are coming out of your mouth, I don't know what :
  
• SPEAKER_04: you're saying, man. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why spell to me? What is it anyway? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you switch ears? :
  
• LPC: Why don't you speak clearer? :
  
• LPC: Are both your ears as bad as this one? 'Cause... :
  
• SPEAKER_04: You only got one mouth, and you're not talking really clearly. :
  
• LPC: I'm gopher bone. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: See, I don't understand you. :
  
• LPC: What are you dumb? :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm not as dumb as you. :
  
• LPC: I'm looking for the big beaver. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: We don't have no big beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: May Hut (?) :
  
• LPC: Yeah, this is, uh, Hot Frog. And I’m looking for, uh, The Big Beaver up ‘ere. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: The hot frog looking for the big beaver. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Are you? :
  
• LPC: Gopher Bone sent me up ‘ere. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Gopher bone, huh? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good time. :
  
• LPC: I need to get some snares set up. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares, se, se, ugh, set up? :
  
• SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares shut up. :
  
• LPC: And I’m fixin’ to shut you up. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sweet. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good plan. :
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fucking bitch. :
  
• LPC: Do you have the Big Beaver? :
  
• LPC: The Big Beaver? :
  
• LPC: I’d like to get a bottle of it. :
  
• LPC: We don’t have The Beaver. :
  
• LPC: The Big Beaver. :
  
• LPC: let me see if it’s in my system. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's not in my system, we don't have it. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't have anything in my system yet. :
  
• LPC: (LPC) I’m not suggesting you’ve drank it. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: No, it's not in my system as far as I don't know. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: I don’t know where to order it from. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: This check, may I help you? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: (Chuck) What is it you’re looking for? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Oh, somebody was asking me if we had any big beaver, liqueur, or efforttee? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Big beaver? :
  
• SPEAKER_08: Yeah. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: (Chuck) I have never seen it. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: I hadn't seen it. :
  
• SPEAKER_08: it’s not in my system. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: (New voice) I mean, I got a chick that has a big beaver down the street. (Laughs) :
  
• SPEAKER_00: But, I haven’t heard of that one. :
  
• SPEAKER_00: A lot of the stuff comes out first in New York, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: we have to find out what it is. Wha, :
  
• SPEAKER_00: what’s the flavor of it. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello? :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hi. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hi. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hi. :
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don’t know :
  
• SPEAKER_04: how...I don’t know how I got connected to you. :
  
• LPC: I'm sorry, what's going on here? :
  
• LPC: We’ve got multiple phone calls going on at the same time. :
  
• LPC: (LPC) Do you have The Big Beaver? :
  
• LPC: I've never heard of it. :
  
• LPC: Well, it's pretty new. :
  
• LPC: Pretty damn new. :
  
• LPC: You know, I just saw an infomercial on it. :
  
• LPC: Are you on a cell phone? :
  
• LPC: I think you need to hang up because there’s another phone ringing. :
  
• SPEAKER_05: Yeah. :
  
• LPC: Nickelburn? :
  
• LPC: You're calling two liquor stores at the same time. :
  
• LPC: You know what, sir, that’s looking for The Big Beaver, :
  
• LPC: you’re speaking :
  
• LPC: to Susan’s Fine Wine and also to The Liquor Barn. :
  
• LPC: So you need to hang up and just make one single phone call. :
  
• LPC: Work with me. :
  
• LPC: I’m trying to. :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Hello? :
  
• LPC: Okay, this guy is called to a couple different liquor stores, :
  
• LPC: and he needs to hang up, so we can all get disconnected. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Interesting. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, I will hang up then. :
  
• LPC: I've tried hanging up, but he still has the line open. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Good Lord. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Great. :
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay. :