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LPC: Happy Hucker.
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LPC: I have a two-story battle cannon.
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LPC: It weighs 45,000 pounds.
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LPC: It's gunmetal gray.
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LPC: No.
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LPC: I'm looking to sell it.
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LPC: I couldn't help you with that, sir.
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LPC: Is this a pawn store?
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LPC: What is this place?
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LPC: What's the name of this place here?
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LPC: The Happy Hucker.
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LPC: Okay. You wanna look at my cannon?
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LPC: You're going from like slow motion to fast motion to slow motion to fast motion.
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LPC: I can't understand you.
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LPC: I've got a battle cannon.
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LPC: You're not going to...
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LPC: -believe your eyes when you see this thing.
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LPC: It's out of this world.
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LPC: You got another thing coming, you know?
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LPC: This thing is immense.
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LPC: I don't know what's going on with this connection.
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LPC: I go, it sounds like you a dog like this.
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LPC: And then it's slow and then it's fast.
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LPC: and I can't understand you.
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LPC: What about a 19-foot-long
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LPC: taxidermied alligator?
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LPC: Like... you said you have an alligator and a cannon?
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LPC: I can't help you with either of those things.
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LPC: Well, I am in a hot air balloon.
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LPC: I am landing, but I have the merchandise.
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LPC: Well everything you said so far
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LPC: I can't help you with.
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LPC: I'm from Alamogordo.
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LPC: Can't ya help me out er.......
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LPC: What do you think?
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LPC: I can't tell?
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LPC: No, sir, not with those items.
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LPC: And wh- And what's this you're talking about? Moving in fast motion?
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LPC: I mean, once we meet, we can move forward, if that's what you mean.
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LPC: It's- it's your voice.
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LPC: You're going from like slow motion to fast motion to fast motion.
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LPC: I can't understand.
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LPC: It sounds like you're on a recording.
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LPC: All I've heard so far is an alligator and a cannon and I- I- I couldn't with that, sir-
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LPC: The whole thing is so heavy and it's slickered and snod.
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LPC: Slicker 'n snot is what it is.
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LPC: It's slickered and snod is what it is.
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LPC: I- I- I can't help you with that.
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LPC: I hear ya.
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LPC: Afternoon, central city.
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LPC: Oh, yeah.
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LPC: I needed about 100 limes if he could sell them to me.
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LPC: I'm up in Mason City.
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LPC: Um... You're in Mason City and you want limes from me?
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LPC: You realize you're calling a liquor store in Des Moines?
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LPC: What can you do for me today, sir?
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LPC: This is Brian from Mason City.
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LPC: Brian, go to the grocery.
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LPC: store. You can get a hundred limes there.
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LPC: I'm in my car and I'm on my way right by ya.
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LPC: I don't have 200 limes.
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LPC: 100.
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LPC: I don't have one hundred limes.
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LPC: Instead of sittin' here on the phone, why don't ya box 'em up and I'll come pick 'em up.
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LPC: Why don't ya pick 'em up on your way up the street, then.
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LPC: 'Cause you're gonna wipe me outta limes, and I don't even know who you are.
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LPC: My friend referred me to you. The grocery store is plum out.
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LPC: He said that you could hook me up, my friend Leland.
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LPC: I don't know any Leland. I don't deal with anybody in Mason City.
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LPC: The problem is, if I give you a hundred limes, then I'm out
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LPC: of a hundred limes. If the grocery stores are out of a hundred limes, then obviously all my
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LPC: normal in-town customers don't have any limes. I'm sorry, my man. But you're going to have to
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LPC: But you're gonna have to somewhere else to find some limes. I'll pay double, triple what you're asking.
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LPC: I don't care. Because my regular customers who I deal with every single day won't get any limes.
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LPC: limes. My money's just as good as anybody else. Not arguing with that, my man. It's a very simple
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LPC: answer. I don't have a hundred limes for you. Call somebody else or go to the grocery store.
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LPC: I'm going to cut you a check. It'll be fine.
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LPC: I'm sorry, bud.
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LPC: 'Hey bud, listen up!'
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LPC: All right, Chief. You call me again. I'm going to call the cops.
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LPC: What you peepie.
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LPC: -------------------------------------- What you peepin'? What you peepin'?
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LPC: Oh, hey.
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LPC: Oh. What's you peepie?
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LPC: What did you say? I- I-
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LPC: I don't even know what you're saying.
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LPC: -------------------------------------- Hi, my name is Skip from Yelp.com.
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LPC: What's your name?
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SPEAKER_04: Uh... What is this call regarding?
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LPC: It's regarding.
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LPC: It's regarding negative feedback received for your company and... we are removing that and changing
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LPC: it into positive feedback. That's costing you a grand total of $820.
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SPEAKER_04: I don't think we're anywhere near interested in such a thing.
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LPC: We're in need of a credit card number today?
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SPEAKER_04: You're not gonna get it. I don't know what your call is about.
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LPC: The negativity expressed about your company on Yelp.com.
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SPEAKER_04: No, I can't.
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SPEAKER_04: Ummm... We're not gonna give you any payment for this.
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SPEAKER_04: And I don't appreciate your sales call at all.
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LPC: You owe me $700.
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SPEAKER_04: No, I, no, absolutely not.
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LPC: Yes. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Absolutely not.
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SPEAKER_02: -solutely not. We're not con-... We're not uh... We're not hooked to Yelp.com.
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LPC: We're 100% connected.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I, no, we're not.
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LPC: Why don't we do a video conference?
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LPC: Talk about the account? Can we get you into a
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LPC: satellite office so we can put you on satellite TV?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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LPC: Okay, well, then just read us your credit card number, okay?
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SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about? I'm not going to read you any credit card number.
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SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
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LPC: I'm Skippy?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not going to pay for something I I'm accepting any services for.
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LPC: Now now, read it to me slowly.
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SPEAKER_04: We have absolutely no business with you whatsoever.
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SPEAKER_04: You must cease from calling this number.
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SPEAKER_04: Everyone in this number.
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SPEAKER_04: office says no business with you. Please stop calling.
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LPC: Hello?
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LPC: Thanks for calling Satellite Country, your authorized Dish Network retailer, this is Brent, how can I help you?
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LPC: Hi, Brent. I'm interested in getting some TV service here. My name's flip.
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LPC: Okay, uh, Flip like F-L-I-P, like I can flip backward?
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LPC: Yeah. All right. And what's your last name?
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LPC: Pretty interesting last name. [laughs]
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LPC: Okay. Liquid?
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SPEAKER_08: Liquid?
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LPC: Yes.
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LPC: All right. Hang on just a second.
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LPC: So, you playing... is that you playing or is this someone else playing?
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LPC: I'm playing guitar while I'm waiting.
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LPC: [laughs] Nice. Very cool. So that's your real name, Flip Liquid, right?
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LPC: Correct.
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LPC: That's a pretty cool name.
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LPC: Okay, so let's figure this out real quick.
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LPC: How many TVs are you looking to hook up,
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LPC: Flip?
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LPC: Four.
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LPC: Four, gotcha.
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LPC: They're going to be HD, like the flat screen, HD TVs?
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LPC: LED screens.
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LPC: Okay, cool.
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LPC: I'm looking to hook up for LED screens.
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LPC: You've gotta be the most interesting phone call I've ever had,
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LPC: I've enjoyed this more than a
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LPC: anything. Seriously.
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LPC: I heard about the savings.
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LPC: I'm not sure.
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LPC: if they are the way they say they are, or...
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LPC: Right.
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LPC: Okay, Flip, go ahead with that credit card number.
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LPC: I have got Visa card.
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LPC: 4653.
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LPC: 453.
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LPC: 217, 6348.
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LPC: 0910.
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LPC: What was the credit card number again?
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LPC: Which part do you need me to repeat?
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LPC: The whole thing.
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LPC: Okay, hell.
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LPC: All right, so it's a visa card.
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LPC: Four, six, five, three, three, five, five, five, five.
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LPC: One, one, one, one, two, eight, expiration, eight.
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LPC: One, one, one, three, free, free, free.
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LPC: Alright, and what's your Social Security number real quick?
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LPC: Six, two.
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LPC: Is that the first two numbers?
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LPC: Three, nine, zero.
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LPC: Okay, Cliff, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to disconnect if you can, uh,
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LPC: if you can't speak clearly, I can't understand you, then there's no reason for me to try and get sold here.
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SPEAKER_08: Good.